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“Did you all see Barack Obama’s infomercial? It was called ‘American Stories.’ You know why they called it ‘American Stories’? I guess it sounded better than ‘Barack Obama Running Out the Clock.’” – Jay Leno

“John McCain campaigned in the Ohio town of Defiance. Next comes Anger, then, finally, Acceptance.” – Leno
“Insiders of the McCain campaign say that Sarah Palin has gone rogue. Republicans are complaining that she’s not listening to their advice, she’s not taking their notes, and she’s going off on her own and saying whatever she wants. And then when the campaign was asked what they like best about her, ‘She’s a maverick!’” – Leno
“Barack Obama had a half-hour television special. Did anybody happen to see it? It’s a lot of money, ladies and gentlemen. Don’t kid yourself. A half-hour, prime-time network television. I mean, it costs a lot of dough. And they say it was the most money spent by a Democrat for a half an hour since Eliot Spitzer.” – David Letterman
“More Republicans endorsing Barack Obama. Great. Now Republicans will have to suppress their own turnout.” – Stephen Colbert
“Think about it. Just six days (now three days) from today, we’ll know for sure exactly which candidate will be suing the other for voter fraud.” – Leno
“Here’s how it works. Election is Tuesday. And then Wednesday is the first day of Sarah Palin’s 2012 campaign.” – Letterman