Some of Sarah Palin’s interview answers have been compared to refrigerator magnet poetry, so Slate writer Hart Seely took her “verbiage” the next natural step. Two examples:
“On Good and Evil”
It is obvious to me
Who the good guys are in this one
And who the bad guys are.
The bad guys are the ones
Who say Israel is a stinking corpse,
And should be wiped off
The face of the earth.
That’s not a good guy.
(To CBS’ Katie Couric, Sept. 25)
“Haiku”
These corporations.
Today it was AIG,
Important call, there.
(To Fox News’ Sean Hannity, Sept. 18)
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Do they actually pay these people?
This thread you see in quite inane
It shows the clogs in liberal brains
Instead of things we know as true
They ridicule in form, “haiku”
Exclusive video of the Moose-Dresser’s debate coach –
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-F_tT-q8EF0
It sure is great
Negro that is well spoken
And clean too! Wow!
“Verbiage” of Joe Biden
I would like to challenge those on this thread to write poetry using the positions/words of the candidates instead of the usual exchange of insults.
“Come and listen to a story about a man named Jed
A poor mountaineer, barely kept his family fed,
Then one day he was shootin at some food,
And up through the ground came a bubblin’ crude.
Oil that is, black gold, ‘Alaska’ tea”
Palinator and Gaffman
Met on the deck.
Palinator said, “Gaffman,
Have some moose pie.
Gaffman said, “Aww,
What the heck.”
Governor Gibberish
says words that come out pallid
Do you like horse radish
with your word salad
Palin Haiku sounds like a fun game…
Our markets need oil first
I’ll find and bring ‘em to ya
In what respect, Charlie?
Why are people acting like no one ever made fun of a politician before???
Someone wrote a computer program to automatic generate Palin a interview:
http://interviewpalin.com/
“lindainks55″ –
Shouldn’t that be moose-radish?
Yes, MonkeyHawk! See what happens when heads are put together, ideas shared?
We should play that game
where the first person writes the first line
and each person adds to the rhyme.
If Palin is able to survive the bombardment of attacks by the WE Blog and Mainstream Press, it will be a miracle, and a testament to how strong this woman is.
Feminists won’t celebrate though.
The Feminists don’t support Palin. Why? Cause she doesn’t support the Liberal Socialist views of the Feminists.
Thus, Feminism has been exposed as being another arm of the Liberal Socialist Democrats, not supporting women, just supporting Liberal Socialist Democrat women.
Is she strong
or oblivious
when she talks too long
Palin came from her land of few people
wanting to be a leader of the sheeple
“lindainks55″ starts with –
“Palin came from her land of few people
wanting to be a leader of the sheeple”
And under the Northern Lights’ bright twinkle
She rented a chopper to kill Bullwinkle.
lindalinks55 thinks she’s oh so very clever and cute
publishing platitudes, sound-bytes, and lies
spreading propaganda in disguise
pompous, pungent, poetry
that is so
ugly
those with a brain
cannot be fooled by her refrain
of outrageous, sexist, hateful attacks
intelligent ones see right through lindalinks55
aghast at the Democrats display of vulgar ugliness
tonight’s debate treat may be verbosity
sprinkled with aduncity
we search to find ability
will we be left with absurdity
or maybe anality
while we continue to long for accountability
Palin came from her land of few people
wanting to be a leader of the sheeple
And under the Northern Lights’ bright twinkle
She rented a chopper to kill Bullwinkle.
gonna work on that one MonkeyHawk! anyone else game?
Good morning Max.
Do you have anything in you that allows you to refrain
from attacking fellow posters
or is it just part and parcel of your grain
SHUT UP LINDA!!!!!!
It’s ok to attack Palin in vulgar ways, but not Posters?
Oh, ok.
Thanks for sharing that.
This is why you support John McCain:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ioy90nF2anI&NR=1
Linda
Palin came from her land of few people
wanting to be a leader of the sheeple
MonkeyHawk
And under the Northern Lights’ bright twinkle
She rented a chopper to kill Bullwinkle.
Linda
Hoping not to deal with Troopergate
She found herself in a debate
SHUT UP LINDA!!!!!! Do something useful and heat me up some pot roast!!!! ;)
Well Max, she ain’t surviving, even with your kind.
http://news.yahoo.com/s/nm/20081002/pl_nm/us_usa_politics_palin_poll_3
I caught a few seconds of ‘the other bridge to nowhere’ anyone know about that one. They said it was still ongoing and hadn’t been killed.
The bridge led to a hunting area and as for businesses, there was one restaurant within 12 miles. And, of course the owner, said ‘well, see it isn’t a bridge to nowhere, you’re here, and this is somewhere’.
“tonight’s debate treat may be verbosity
sprinkled with aduncity
we search to find ability
will we be left with absurdity
or maybe anality
while we continue to long for accountability” — Ms. Inks.
Don’t quit your day job. (simile face with wry expression)
“Don’t quit your day job.” Great advice, beber! one tiny problem… ;-)
i am a bum
but i am not glum
i have rum
Linda
Palin came from her land of few people
Wanting to be a leader of the sheeple
MonkeyHawk
And under the Northern Lights’ bright twinkle
She rented a chopper to kill Bullwinkle.
Linda
Hoping not to deal with Troopergate
She found herself in a debate
Linda
Will It be enough to be the darlin’ of the right
Does she need to do more to stay in this fight
Me Chinese
Me play joke
Me put pee-pee
In your Coke
Biden,
A Senator named Joe,
often wrong and boy does he blow.
He calls it like it is, but to his chagrin,
Obama shakes his head, and says
“Oh no Joe! Not again!”
Come tonight, the mean Joe will show up
And debate a gal named Sarah Palin,
Old Joe is gonna look stupid and will be a failin’
That’s all, no Joe for V.P. and that’s funny,
Cause he’s wasting 100’s of million in Obama contributed money.
I was one of five
all left wing loons
voting against that pipeline
because the Caribou don’t need oil
Alaska has no interest in economic development
Today the Caribou thrive
more than before
of all things a woman
so out of place
actually thinks she should be VP
We need to go back
put the Caribou were we found them
and the women too
Both belong in the kitchen
Of my good boys club
Biden
I have been to all 57 states,
The change that I believe in,
Comes from adding up all those extra votes.
Obama
“Me Chinese
Me play joke
Me put pee-pee
In your Coke” — the wefu
Ultimately what this thread boils down to is playground taunts.
They say in the Land of the Midnight Sun
That bumpin’ uglies is the only fun
For a hockey mom whose hockey daughter
Gets down with a stud on frozen water.
And even though she gave her word
and got the t-shirt “Stop at 3rd”
Now Hockey Mom will be a Gram.
It weren’t incest; who gives a damn?
beber
Posted October 2, 2008 at 12:23 pm | Permalink
“Me Chinese
Me play joke
Me put pee-pee
In your Coke” — the wefu
Ultimately what this thread boils down to is playground taunts.
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Thanks beber. Of course this was the purpose of my post, to show how completely childish this thread is in attacking Palin. Although it seems par for the course for the WE.
I still think Mason Williams described her best:
“Them Moose Goosers
by Mason Williams
How about Them Moose Goosers,
Ain’t they recluse?
Up in them boondocks,
Goosin’ them moose.
Goosin’ them huge moose,
Goosin’ them tiny,
Goosin’ them meadow-moose
In they hiney.
Look at Them Moose Goosers,
Ain’t they dumb?
Some use an umbrella,
Some use a thumb.
Them obtuse Moose Goosers,
Sneakin’ through the woods,
Pokin’ them snoozy moose
In they goods.
How to be a Moose Gooser?
It’ll turn ye puce.
Gitchy gooser loose and
Rouse a drowsy moose
Palin loved the bridge
nowhere is where it would go
Until she saw political hay to be made
And then she wanted it no mo’.
The Palinator turned to Gaffman and said, “We really should do this, the fate of the free world rests on our shoulders, ya.”
Gaffman replied, “I know. This is too big to just stand around eating Moose pie. If we could…..”
“Shut up, mouthy.” said the Palinator.
Together, they jumped on their custom OCR built Lipstick Hog, The Palinator in the drivers seat, Gaffman holding tightly behind.
The Palinator pressed the starter switch, elbowed Gaffman in the chest, and said, “Watch those hands, buddy; I’m a spoken for woman.”
“My bad,” said Gaffman. “For a minute there I thought you were Hillary.”
“Hummpphhh,” said the Palinator. And with that they were off, accelerating at a rapid clip.
Meanwhile, back about a mile, crowded into a Yugo missing both bumpers, sat Franklin, Regular, Max and two chicks from “thebitchgirls.com blog.
“Where are they going?” asked Max.
“They are headed south by southwest on that unmarked road. At the RATE they are going, and being as their gas tank HOLDS three and one third gallons of gas, with two people totaling 278.6 lbs, they will be able to travel EXACTLY 253.7 miles prior to running out of gas.” Stated Franklin
At which point, Regular turned and beat the crap out of Franklin. Max and his dogs took the two chicks from “thebitchgirls.com” blog out onto the tundra and a good time was had by all.
THE END
Sarah gets her chance to tonight
To moot the goofs borne of stage fright
She needs to be real good, no great
This target of the left’s smug hate
She bore it all with grace and pluck
She faced it down, she did not duck
I think she’ll do fine, time will tell
If she quiets the crowd and rings the bell
I have some rather more colorful rhymes for pluck, duck, and tell there outlander. Nevermind.
Me too JR. I have another version that is not printable. Kind of like Garth’s extra verse of “Low Places”.
Like the wise quote of Mary Bly: “Dogs come when they’re called; cats take a message and get back to you later.”