Bumper stickers ‘08

The Web site politicalhumor.about.com has been rounding up the best bumper sticker slogans of the presidential campaign. Those for Republicans include “McCain-Palin: A Hero and a Hottie,” “Your Wallet: The One Place Democrats Are Willing to Drill,” “Burly Men for Palin, Girlie Men for Biden,” “Clinging to God and My Gun While I Vote Republican” and “I Wanna Be Sarah’s Intern!” The Democrats‘ include “John McCain: Like Bush, But Older,” “This One Is Voting For That One,” “McCain-Palin: Unstable and Unable,” “Polar Bears Against Palin” and “If I Owned 7 Houses, I’d Think the Economy Was Great Too!”

31 Comments

  1. ksfarmgrrl
    Posted October 28, 2008 at 7:43 am | Permalink

    I always liked “Vote Republican. It’s easier than thinking”.

    And my always favorite, “Jesus, save me from your followers”.

  2. Regular
    Posted October 28, 2008 at 8:09 am | Permalink

    “Democratic Party, where responsibility is taxed and hands are out for freebies.”

  3. ANTI
    Posted October 28, 2008 at 8:23 am | Permalink

    “Conservatives work so you won’t have to!”

  4. Monkeyhawk
    Posted October 28, 2008 at 8:51 am | Permalink

    McCain — He’ll Keep Those Kids Off Your Lawn!

    Palin — Bullwinkle had it comin’!

    Thiart — More jobs for the French means more time to WE Blog!

    Patsy Roberts — He Kept Us at War

  5. Regular
    Posted October 28, 2008 at 9:10 am | Permalink

    Obama-Biden-Ayers: A ticket that keeps you confused

    Don’t vote for me on qualifications, vote for me because I’m black – Obama 08

    Twenty years in the same church and I never heard a word spoken there – Obama 08

    Obama – I was ‘fer’ campaign finance reform until I was ‘agin’ it.

  6. aldenrw
    Posted October 28, 2008 at 10:51 am | Permalink

    Is it just me, or is anyone else alarmed that a bumper sticker that discusses Sarah Palin’s looks is considered “for Republicans?”

    I mean, come on. At best that could be considered neutral; at worst, a sly insinuation that her looks _were_, in fact, a factor in her being chosen.

  7. Jed
    Posted October 28, 2008 at 12:01 pm | Permalink

    Palin-A One Chihuahua Puppy Mill with Delusions of Grandeur!

    Save Endagered Species- Keep Palin Out Of Alaska!

    The Hanoi Songbird Sings Again (Flat)!

    McCain-A Heartbeat Away From Heaven
    Palin- A Heartbeat Away From Disaster
    Two Heartbeats And We’re Done!

    Vote Republican- For The Past That Never Was!

    Vote Republican- Your Grandchildren Will Pick Up The Tab!

    Obama- The Only Rational Choice!

  8. lindainks55
    Posted October 28, 2008 at 12:23 pm | Permalink

    Irrelephants

    Hey Sarah, I Can See the Moon from My Backyard, Does that Make Me An Astronaut?

    McCain/Palin: Incontinence and Incompetence

    I’m Voting For Sarah
    and that guy she’s running with

    No Way, No How, No McCain

  9. SolDevVB
    Posted October 28, 2008 at 12:27 pm | Permalink

    “Don’t blame me, I voted for Ron Paul”

  10. SolDevVB
    Posted October 28, 2008 at 12:28 pm | Permalink

    “I won’t vote for a socialist, so I’m voting for Barr”

  11. Rage
    Posted October 28, 2008 at 1:13 pm | Permalink

    “Don’t worry about foreclosures: we’ve already mortgaged your children’s future”

  12. Rage
    Posted October 28, 2008 at 1:16 pm | Permalink

    “Republican Socialism: Borrowing billions from the Red Chinese and Giving It to Bankers”

  13. ANTI
    Posted October 28, 2008 at 1:20 pm | Permalink

    “The Constitution doesn’t matter, vote for Obama!”

    “Freedom is over rated. Obama ‘08″

    “Marx was almost as smart as Obama!”

    “I want what you have, that’s why I voted for Obama!”

  14. ANTI
    Posted October 28, 2008 at 1:28 pm | Permalink

    “ACORN bought me a bottle of Old Crow to vote for Obama!”

  15. brian_nuevo
    Posted October 28, 2008 at 1:44 pm | Permalink

    “Pat McCrotch in ‘08″

  16. ANTI
    Posted October 28, 2008 at 2:08 pm | Permalink

    “Sorry I was drinking heavily, what the hell happened?”

  17. Rage
    Posted October 28, 2008 at 2:50 pm | Permalink

    “Sorry I was drinking heavily, what the hell happened?”

    “Obama won the election. Get up, John, you’ve got a concession speech to make!”

  18. ANTI
    Posted October 28, 2008 at 2:53 pm | Permalink

    “Get up, John, you’ve got a concession speech to make!”
    =====

    Sorry, God said it was time to get on the escalator.

  19. Jed
    Posted October 28, 2008 at 4:46 pm | Permalink

    Rage,
    I’m worried that with an incipient depression, the Chinese will petition the courts to foreclose on the whole damn country. They just might win!

  20. StevenEDavis
    Posted October 28, 2008 at 6:06 pm | Permalink

    Almost as good as bumper stickers:

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GEtZlR3zp4c

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C4egXbhSOhk

    Think I’m allowed two per post, more to follow.

  21. StevenEDavis
    Posted October 28, 2008 at 6:08 pm | Permalink

    continuing:

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ouKJixL–ms

    John McCain vs. John McCain
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ioy90nF2anI

  22. StevenEDavis
    Posted October 28, 2008 at 6:08 pm | Permalink

    One more:

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U5mdIPNB8t8

  23. JMWalker
    Posted October 28, 2008 at 6:19 pm | Permalink

    Cast your vote early and often for the dynamic duo of Palin/McCain and get a free Moose pie recipe (Moose not included).
    =======================================================
    Vote the Palin/McCain ticket and I guarantee the old coot will punch his ticket before the inauguration. (I, Sarah Palin, approve this bumper sticker)
    ========================================================
    Vote Palin/McCain in 2008 is a vote for Sarah/Todd in 2012.
    ========================================================
    Send in a proof of your Christian vote, and get a free gold prayer card.
    =====================================================
    Running over Democrat voters prior to their voting: Priceless.
    Running over Democrat voters after they vote: Ten years.
    (This bumper sticker approved by Rush Limbaugh)
    =======================================================

  24. Regular
    Posted October 28, 2008 at 6:24 pm | Permalink

    Send in proof of voting for Obama and get a free prayer rug.
    —–
    If you registered under A.C.O.R.N., honk your horn the number of times you registered.
    —–
    Conspiracy! ‘Pubs have switched the ballot markings! Check mark McCain and you will vote for Obama!
    —–

  25. JMWalker
    Posted October 28, 2008 at 6:39 pm | Permalink

    #
    ANTI
    Posted October 28, 2008 at 1:28 pm | Permalink

    “ACORN bought me a bottle of Old Crow to vote for Obama!”
    ======================================================
    ACORN investigated for filling Old Crow bottles with actual old crows and giving them to right-wing Republicans. While the Republicans never filed any complaints, the switch was found out after numerous Republicans were stopped when they were observed grinning wildly and spitting feathers.

  26. Regular
    Posted October 28, 2008 at 7:07 pm | Permalink

    A.C.O.R.N. bought me this car! Vote Obama!
    —–
    Obama has more terrorist friends than Osama!
    —–

  27. American
    Posted October 28, 2008 at 7:34 pm | Permalink

    Obama- The One to ration your choice!

  28. American
    Posted October 28, 2008 at 7:36 pm | Permalink

    Obama – The Redistribution Of America To The World!

  29. American
    Posted October 28, 2008 at 7:38 pm | Permalink

    Obama – (It doesn’t matter if you have an address) Votes for the One!

  30. American
    Posted October 28, 2008 at 7:40 pm | Permalink

    Obama – One for the Votes – Votes for the One! (multiple voter reg cards available)!

  31. Mary_Caruso
    Posted October 28, 2008 at 9:28 pm | Permalink

    Rosa sat so Martin could walk,
    Martin walked so Obama could run,
    Obama’s running so our youth can fly.

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