The Web site politicalhumor.about.com has been rounding up the best bumper sticker slogans of the presidential campaign. Those for Republicans include “McCain-Palin: A Hero and a Hottie,” “Your Wallet: The One Place Democrats Are Willing to Drill,” “Burly Men for Palin, Girlie Men for Biden,” “Clinging to God and My Gun While I Vote Republican” and “I Wanna Be Sarah’s Intern!” The Democrats‘ include “John McCain: Like Bush, But Older,” “This One Is Voting For That One,” “McCain-Palin: Unstable and Unable,” “Polar Bears Against Palin” and “If I Owned 7 Houses, I’d Think the Economy Was Great Too!”
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I always liked “Vote Republican. It’s easier than thinking”.
And my always favorite, “Jesus, save me from your followers”.
“Democratic Party, where responsibility is taxed and hands are out for freebies.”
“Conservatives work so you won’t have to!”
McCain — He’ll Keep Those Kids Off Your Lawn!
Palin — Bullwinkle had it comin’!
Thiart — More jobs for the French means more time to WE Blog!
Patsy Roberts — He Kept Us at War
Obama-Biden-Ayers: A ticket that keeps you confused
Don’t vote for me on qualifications, vote for me because I’m black – Obama 08
Twenty years in the same church and I never heard a word spoken there – Obama 08
Obama – I was ‘fer’ campaign finance reform until I was ‘agin’ it.
Is it just me, or is anyone else alarmed that a bumper sticker that discusses Sarah Palin’s looks is considered “for Republicans?”
I mean, come on. At best that could be considered neutral; at worst, a sly insinuation that her looks _were_, in fact, a factor in her being chosen.
Palin-A One Chihuahua Puppy Mill with Delusions of Grandeur!
Save Endagered Species- Keep Palin Out Of Alaska!
The Hanoi Songbird Sings Again (Flat)!
McCain-A Heartbeat Away From Heaven
Palin- A Heartbeat Away From Disaster
Two Heartbeats And We’re Done!
Vote Republican- For The Past That Never Was!
Vote Republican- Your Grandchildren Will Pick Up The Tab!
Obama- The Only Rational Choice!
Irrelephants
Hey Sarah, I Can See the Moon from My Backyard, Does that Make Me An Astronaut?
McCain/Palin: Incontinence and Incompetence
I’m Voting For Sarah
and that guy she’s running with
No Way, No How, No McCain
“Don’t blame me, I voted for Ron Paul”
“I won’t vote for a socialist, so I’m voting for Barr”
“Don’t worry about foreclosures: we’ve already mortgaged your children’s future”
“Republican Socialism: Borrowing billions from the Red Chinese and Giving It to Bankers”
“The Constitution doesn’t matter, vote for Obama!”
“Freedom is over rated. Obama ‘08″
“Marx was almost as smart as Obama!”
“I want what you have, that’s why I voted for Obama!”
“ACORN bought me a bottle of Old Crow to vote for Obama!”
“Pat McCrotch in ‘08″
“Sorry I was drinking heavily, what the hell happened?”
“Sorry I was drinking heavily, what the hell happened?”
“Obama won the election. Get up, John, you’ve got a concession speech to make!”
“Get up, John, you’ve got a concession speech to make!”
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Sorry, God said it was time to get on the escalator.
Rage,
I’m worried that with an incipient depression, the Chinese will petition the courts to foreclose on the whole damn country. They just might win!
Almost as good as bumper stickers:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GEtZlR3zp4c
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C4egXbhSOhk
Think I’m allowed two per post, more to follow.
continuing:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ouKJixL–ms
John McCain vs. John McCain
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ioy90nF2anI
One more:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U5mdIPNB8t8
Cast your vote early and often for the dynamic duo of Palin/McCain and get a free Moose pie recipe (Moose not included).
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Vote the Palin/McCain ticket and I guarantee the old coot will punch his ticket before the inauguration. (I, Sarah Palin, approve this bumper sticker)
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Vote Palin/McCain in 2008 is a vote for Sarah/Todd in 2012.
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Send in a proof of your Christian vote, and get a free gold prayer card.
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Running over Democrat voters prior to their voting: Priceless.
Running over Democrat voters after they vote: Ten years.
(This bumper sticker approved by Rush Limbaugh)
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Send in proof of voting for Obama and get a free prayer rug.
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If you registered under A.C.O.R.N., honk your horn the number of times you registered.
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Conspiracy! ‘Pubs have switched the ballot markings! Check mark McCain and you will vote for Obama!
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Posted October 28, 2008 at 1:28 pm | Permalink
“ACORN bought me a bottle of Old Crow to vote for Obama!”
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ACORN investigated for filling Old Crow bottles with actual old crows and giving them to right-wing Republicans. While the Republicans never filed any complaints, the switch was found out after numerous Republicans were stopped when they were observed grinning wildly and spitting feathers.
A.C.O.R.N. bought me this car! Vote Obama!
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Obama has more terrorist friends than Osama!
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Obama- The One to ration your choice!
Obama – The Redistribution Of America To The World!
Obama – (It doesn’t matter if you have an address) Votes for the One!
Obama – One for the Votes – Votes for the One! (multiple voter reg cards available)!
Rosa sat so Martin could walk,
Martin walked so Obama could run,
Obama’s running so our youth can fly.
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