Paris Hilton for president?

Paris Hilton may be famous for having no talent or brains, but she had a good time responding via video to the John McCain campaign ad that likened Barack Obama’s celebrity to hers. After a voiceover calling McCain “the oldest celebrity in the world, like super-old, old enough to remember when dancing was a sin and beer was served in a bucket,” Hilton thanks “that wrinkly, white-haired guy” for the endorsement, unveils her surprisingly solid energy policy and says she wants “America to know that I’m, like, totally ready to lead.”