The following satirical headlines come from borowitzreport.com:
CHINA’S GOLD MEDALS FOUND TO HAVE HIGH LEAD CONTENT
POLL: OBAMA FARING POORLY AMONG RACISTS; Bigots Oppose Barack by 1000-1 Margin
ENQUIRER PUBLISHES PHOTO OF BABY WITH $400 HAIRCUT
BIDEN PREPARES 50,000-WORD ACCEPTANCE SPEECH; Senator to Address Convention on Wednesday, Thursday
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McCAIN FOUND TO HAVE PHOTOGRAPHIC MEMORY: McCain, after reading the book, “See Jane Run”, recited every page in perfect order. When questioned about this phenomenal act, said, “I read, and love, it every night. Sometimes, after a hard day campaigning, my lovely wife, whatshername, reads it to me.”
Now those headlines are funny. Seriously.
PREZ CANDIDATE JOHN MCCAIN ARRESTED FOR BREAKING & ENTERING!!
CANDIDATE FOUND INSIDE PRIVATE DWELLING!!
“I own this house; I ought to know my own property” stated Sen. Mccain.
It was later reported the candidate was indeed correct abut the address of the house he was found in, it was just the wrong city.
OBAMA LOST IN CANADA…looking for the 56th state
“Obama breaks patella! On Tuesday Obama was crossing the street in D.C., having is nose so high in the air he failed to notice the upcoming curb and tripped breaking his kneecap.”
McCain says, “I Hate Gooks, I will always hate gooks.”
Oh, wait.
That one is true.
Obama Fathers Black Child!
CapnAmerica
Posted August 22, 2008 at 9:19 am | Permalink
McCain says, “I Hate Gooks, I will always hate gooks.”
Oh, wait.
That one is true.
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Yeah…but, he is fond of the Slopes!
SECRET SERVICE AGENTS FIRED WHEN REMARKING ON AN OBAMA REQUEST – Ten Secret Service agents were fired when they muttered “Oh boy” during Senator Obama’s request they all were Che Guevara t-shirts during a political rally. Obama misinterpreted what they said and thought they said “O-Boy” as a derogatory remark about his race.
Purported anthrax mailing had return address and name of sender.
Stranger than fiction.
Out of an abundance of caution:
N.H. Mccain election H.Q. will no longer accept letters with Colorado return addresses!
OBAMA ANNOUNCES ANOTHER DELAY IN CHOICE OF VP CANDIDATE
Makes delay announcement while in upscale restaurant during 30 minute lull trying to decide on dressing he wanted on his arugula.
Mccain cancels speech, says ” I left my notes at the house, problem is can’t remember which house!”
Mccain states ” You should have my problems. Severat times Cindy’s told me ’see you back at the house’, and I forget to ask which one!”
‘My friends, I know how tough the economy is, when my kids were younger, they were always trying to eat me out of houses and homes.”
Not to be outdone, John Mccain announced he will let America know who his selection is by telegraph, utilizing POW tap code.
Phantom
Posted August 22, 2008 at 3:37 pm | Permalink
Not to be outdone, John Mccain announced he will let America know who his selection is by telegraph, utilizing POW tap code.
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I must think he is older than that, I thought he would be announcing by carrier pigeon.
I doubt if he’s mastered the cell phone yet. Someone should ask.
Carrier pigeon? I say smoke signals.
Or maybe clay tablets?