Dubious, bogus and utterly phony headlines

spoofsThe following satirical headlines come from borowitzreport.com:
OBAMA LEADS McCAIN IN FREQUENT FLIER MILES; Next Trip to Iraq Will Be Free, Aides Say
McCAIN MAKES HISTORIC FIRST VISIT TO INTERNET; Will Spend Five Days at Key Sites
OBAMA RELEASES LIST OF APPROVED JOKES ABOUT HIMSELF; Bid to Help Late-Night Comics

2 Comments

  1. JMWalker
    Posted July 30, 2008 at 6:07 am | Permalink

    CONGRESS SNUBS BUSINESS AND VOTES TO PROTECT AMERICANS RIGHTS.

    In a related story, fully 93% of congress diagnosed with Alzheimers. Said one Senator from Iowa, “Where’s Iowa?”

  2. Timothy Meyers
    Posted July 31, 2008 at 11:50 pm | Permalink

    As the renown John Dryden said – “Words are but pictures of our thoughts.” – thanks for the share!!