Watch out for Big Mac attacks, too

sonicThis is funny: A Salina man said he lost control of his car and slammed into a house after he suffered a “brain freeze” from drinking a super-cold frozen drink from Sonic. The brain freeze spread into a “chest freeze,” he said, and momentarily incapacitated him.
Expect to see “brain freeze” warnings soon on your cold drinks.

23 Comments

  1. Pleefer
    Posted June 12, 2008 at 6:38 am | Permalink

    He needs to sue Sonic for negligence. How dare they sell this man, who is susceptible to “brain freezes” a cold drink?? If that courageous woman who sued McDonald’s can rake in millions for spilling “hot” coffee, this guys should get mega-rich for buying cold ice.

  2. KansasNative
    Posted June 12, 2008 at 7:12 am | Permalink

    The car manufacturer is to blame as well for encouraging inattentive driving by providing cup holders for drinks.

  3. Regular
    Posted June 12, 2008 at 7:44 am | Permalink

    I dated a woman who was a smoker. She was driving her car and pulled into a parking garage, lit cigarette in mouth.

    Somehow, the cigarette launched out of her mouth and between her legs (she was wearing a dress) as she was turning into an exterior wall parking slot.

    To avoid a burn, she did her version of the exoricist and elevated her hips to about the same level as the top of the steering wheel, which by the way is not conducive to safe driving practices.

    The car was under control, but her feet were no longer close to any pedals, so – wham!

    Fortunately, the parking garage wall withstood the collision, but the front bumper and a bent hood/fenders did not. :)

  4. Jed
    Posted June 12, 2008 at 7:48 am | Permalink

    Geez, a drunk driver is at least trying to drive.
    Those who chug down their morning coffee or a cold drink and a burger, or talk on their precious cell phones or program their GPS on the go or finish shaving or make-up aren’t trying to drive at all! Fu*k schoolchildren, I’m multitasking!

  5. Political_mama
    Posted June 12, 2008 at 8:40 am | Permalink

    Are you kidding me Jed? That’s ridiculous, people can drink soda and drive at the same time unless they’re really inept. That’s THEIR fault. I shouldn’t have to give up drinking a soda because they can’t do it.

    For those making the comparison to the McDonalds burn case, you’re either 1. Ignorant of the facts of that case or you’re 2. Complete aholes.
    http://www.lectlaw.com/files/cur78.htm

    Read that, and then when Sonic starts making their slushees with dry ice that burns you, then you can make the comparison.

    Other than that, this guy just was unlucky, brain freeze HURTS.

  6. Barnie
    Posted June 12, 2008 at 8:43 am | Permalink

    shhhhhhhhhh

  7. gster
    Posted June 12, 2008 at 8:47 am | Permalink

    This condition describes Bush during press conferences, only without the frozen drink.

  8. Pleefer
    Posted June 12, 2008 at 9:27 am | Permalink

    Mama, I’m part of both the former and latter. But mostly, I’m an asshole. Coffee is hot, dissect it all you want.

  9. Pleefer
    Posted June 12, 2008 at 9:33 am | Permalink

    I wonder how many folks before her, put the same coffee from the same pot to their lips without scalding themselves. Maybe they blew on it a little, just to kinda cool it down a bit before hand? She’s a self-serving hag that should have used the provided drink holder in her car.

  10. SolDevVB
    Posted June 12, 2008 at 9:47 am | Permalink

    Sue Sonic. Sue the cup manufacturer for allowing a frozen beverage to remain frozen. Sue the car manufacturer for providing cup holders and not auto steering to avoid collision. Sue the city/county/state for allowing such irresponsible activities on their roadways. Sue the federal government for not keeping better watch on the states. Sue the FDA for not thoroughly investigating the act of consuming a frozen beverage.

    Anyone’s fault but his.

    Watch and see if some form of legislation doesn’t come about over this.

    If you are stupid enough to put a potentially scalding liquid between your legs in a fairly flimsy vessel, you deserve to get burned. Darwin, where are you?

  11. Posted June 12, 2008 at 10:10 am | Permalink

    I don’t think it was a result of the drink, perhaps more of a permanent condition.

  12. WSClark
    Posted June 12, 2008 at 10:29 am | Permalink

    If you are too stupid to realize that you could get “brain freeze” from an ice cold drink, then you don’t have much of a brain to freeze to begin with.

  13. DavidB
    Posted June 12, 2008 at 10:41 am | Permalink

    You know-nothings! You make a joke but you have no idea of the truth.

    That 72 yr old lady received 3rd degree burns and required skin grafts to repair the damage to her legs. This is after hundreds of reports of serious burns from coffee kept unsafely hot – by choice – to increase profits.

    “A vascular surgeon determined that Liebeck suffered full
    thickness burns (or third-degree burns) over 6 percent of her body,
    including her inner thighs, perineum, buttocks, and genital and groin
    areas. She was hospitalized for eight days, during which time she
    underwent skin grafting. Liebeck, who also underwent debridement
    treatments, sought to settle her claim for $20,000, but McDonalds
    refused.

    During discovery, McDonalds produced documents showing more than 700claims by people burned by its coffee between 1982 and 1992. Some claims involved third-degree burns substantially similar to Liebecks. This
    history documented McDonalds’ knowledge about the extent and nature of this hazard.”

    lectlaw.com/files/cur78.htm

  14. Political_mama
    Posted June 12, 2008 at 10:46 am | Permalink

    I think maybe the next time they bite into a Bigmac they should get third degree burns. Afterall, they knew it was hot food darni t, doesn’t matter they jacked the temperature up to 300 degrees.

  15. Political_mama
    Posted June 12, 2008 at 10:48 am | Permalink

    How many people Queef? 400 who actually filed complaints with the company. Of course you’d had known that if you read the article. How many thousand didn’t file complaints?
    And McDonalds KNEW, and still made excuses.

  16. Pleefer
    Posted June 12, 2008 at 11:18 am | Permalink

    Queef? Hahahaha! You vajayjay-fart often?

  17. Pleefer
    Posted June 12, 2008 at 11:19 am | Permalink

    Don’t drink McDonald’s coffee. Freedom of choice, dumbass.

  18. Regular
    Posted June 12, 2008 at 11:28 am | Permalink

    That cheese burn from fresh hot pizza is annoying too. Have to dip the tongue in beer for about 30 minutes to make it stop hurting. :)

  19. KansasNative
    Posted June 12, 2008 at 2:39 pm | Permalink

    Part of my long list of accomplishments is the ability to consume a Big Mac or a Whopper while driving (without spilling a single dab of sauce or morsel of food).

  20. Jed
    Posted June 12, 2008 at 3:02 pm | Permalink

    P-Mom,
    They did a study recently that showed that people talking on cell phones while driving were more impaired than those who had a three-martini lunch.

  21. cosmos_originally
    Posted June 12, 2008 at 4:59 pm | Permalink

    Pleefer posted June 12, 2008 at 6:38 am

    If that courageous woman who sued McDonald’s can rake in millions for spilling “hot” coffee,…
    ———–

    Rake in “millions” (plural)? As in more than $2 million?

    The total court award was $640,000. That’s less than $1 million.

    The amount of the after-court settlement is SECRET.

    Why does Pleefer believe that McDonald’s paid her at least $1.36 million MORE than the court award?

    A $1.36 million customer appreciation bonus? Prize money for filing the 700th coffee lawsuit against them? /sarcasm off

    Pleefer: “She’s a self-serving hag that should have used the provided drink holder in her car.
    ———–

    IIRC, the car did NOT have a drinker holder… and the top of the dashboard was curved.

  22. cosmos_originally
    Posted June 12, 2008 at 5:21 pm | Permalink

    SolDevVB posted June 12, 2008 at 9:47 am

    Anyone’s fault but his.

    If you are stupid enough to put a potentially scalding liquid between your legs in a fairly flimsy vessel, you deserve to get burned. Darwin, where are you?
    ———–

    Actually, it’s if you are unaware that McDonald’s served coffee so hot it caused severe, full-thickness burns in only a few seconds.

    I guess SolDevVB would blame himself, if somebody caused him a severe injury?

    And what would Darwin say about an infant burned while sitting in a high chair? Was the infant supposed somehow get to the floor, and crawl to a safer place?

    http://www.centerjd.org/free/mythbusters-free/MB_mcdonalds.htm
    “6. From 1982 to 1992, McDonald’s coffee burned more than 700 people, many receiving severe burns to the genital area, perineum, inner thighs, and buttocks;

    7. Not only men and women, but also children and infants, have been burned by McDonald’s scalding hot coffee, in some instances due to inadvertent spillage by McDonald’s employees;

    8. At least one woman had coffee dropped in her lap through the service window, causing third-degree burns to her inner thighs and other sensitive areas, which resulted in disability for years;”

  23. cosmos_originally
    Posted June 12, 2008 at 5:33 pm | Permalink

    SolDevVB,

    Was it the woman’s fault she had full-thickness burns after an employee spilled the coffee on her?

    Darwin?

    ‘McDonald’s Callousness Was Real Issue, Jurors Say, In Case of Burned Woman’
    http://www.vanfirm.com/mcdonalds-coffee-lawsuit.htm
    “Now, plotting Mrs. Liebeck’s case, Mr. Morgan planned to introduce photographs of his previous client’s injuries and those of a California woman who suffered second- and third-degree burns after a McDonald’s employee spilled hot coffee into her vehicle in 1990, a case that was settled out of court for $230,000.”

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