Comments on: Politicians ‘answer’ age-old question http://blogs.kansas.com/weblog/2008/05/politicians-%e2%80%98answer%e2%80%99-age-old-question/ The Wichita Eagle Editorial Department Blog Mon, 23 Nov 2009 21:12:24 -0600 http://wordpress.org/?v=2.8.5.2 hourly 1 By: Delilah http://blogs.kansas.com/weblog/2008/05/politicians-%e2%80%98answer%e2%80%99-age-old-question/#comment-351735 Delilah Mon, 19 May 2008 01:00:15 +0000 http://blogs.kansas.com/weblog/2008/05/politicians-%e2%80%98answer%e2%80%99-age-old-question/#comment-351735 The chicken crossed the road, then turned and said "Mission Accomplished"!!! The chicken crossed the road, then turned and said “Mission Accomplished”!!!

]]> By: KansasNative http://blogs.kansas.com/weblog/2008/05/politicians-%e2%80%98answer%e2%80%99-age-old-question/#comment-351223 KansasNative Sun, 18 May 2008 02:52:20 +0000 http://blogs.kansas.com/weblog/2008/05/politicians-%e2%80%98answer%e2%80%99-age-old-question/#comment-351223 I think Bush is wanting to give Reguliar a ride on his thumb. I think Bush is wanting to give Reguliar a ride on his thumb.

]]> By: jackthehat http://blogs.kansas.com/weblog/2008/05/politicians-%e2%80%98answer%e2%80%99-age-old-question/#comment-351220 jackthehat Sun, 18 May 2008 02:47:53 +0000 http://blogs.kansas.com/weblog/2008/05/politicians-%e2%80%98answer%e2%80%99-age-old-question/#comment-351220 Obama: What was the question again, Sweetie? Obama: What was the question again, Sweetie?

]]> By: Phantom http://blogs.kansas.com/weblog/2008/05/politicians-%e2%80%98answer%e2%80%99-age-old-question/#comment-350867 Phantom Sat, 17 May 2008 17:50:54 +0000 http://blogs.kansas.com/weblog/2008/05/politicians-%e2%80%98answer%e2%80%99-age-old-question/#comment-350867 Looking at the photo above, what a goober! Looking at the photo above, what a goober!

]]> By: JMWalker http://blogs.kansas.com/weblog/2008/05/politicians-%e2%80%98answer%e2%80%99-age-old-question/#comment-350844 JMWalker Sat, 17 May 2008 17:21:27 +0000 http://blogs.kansas.com/weblog/2008/05/politicians-%e2%80%98answer%e2%80%99-age-old-question/#comment-350844 General Schwarzkopf: "The plan was to surprise the Republican Guard, get them on the run, and destroy them before they could reach the Iraqi border. The problem was, under the cover of darkness, a Banty Rooster led them across the road, and they ducked our surprise party. " The one good thing is we sure got a bunch of free eggs." General Schwarzkopf:
“The plan was to surprise the Republican Guard, get them on the run, and destroy them before they could reach the Iraqi border. The problem was, under the cover of darkness, a Banty Rooster led them across the road, and they ducked our surprise party.

” The one good thing is we sure got a bunch of free eggs.”

]]> By: JMWalker http://blogs.kansas.com/weblog/2008/05/politicians-%e2%80%98answer%e2%80%99-age-old-question/#comment-350839 JMWalker Sat, 17 May 2008 17:11:48 +0000 http://blogs.kansas.com/weblog/2008/05/politicians-%e2%80%98answer%e2%80%99-age-old-question/#comment-350839 Paris Hilton: “I’m so hot!” Paris Hilton: “I’m so hot!”

]]> By: JMWalker http://blogs.kansas.com/weblog/2008/05/politicians-%e2%80%98answer%e2%80%99-age-old-question/#comment-350836 JMWalker Sat, 17 May 2008 17:10:41 +0000 http://blogs.kansas.com/weblog/2008/05/politicians-%e2%80%98answer%e2%80%99-age-old-question/#comment-350836 Fred Phelps: "When you have so many chickens living together, they have to be homos. I open the gate, let the chickens out and forced them across the road. Then me and the family spent a quiet day picketing KFC." Fred Phelps:
“When you have so many chickens living together, they have to be homos. I open the gate, let the chickens out and forced them across the road. Then me and the family spent a quiet day picketing KFC.”

]]> By: JMWalker http://blogs.kansas.com/weblog/2008/05/politicians-%e2%80%98answer%e2%80%99-age-old-question/#comment-350832 JMWalker Sat, 17 May 2008 17:08:08 +0000 http://blogs.kansas.com/weblog/2008/05/politicians-%e2%80%98answer%e2%80%99-age-old-question/#comment-350832 Buzz Aldrin: "Ya know, when we got back to earth, I just had to taste one of the moon rocks, and it tasted like chicken." Buzz Aldrin:
“Ya know, when we got back to earth, I just had to taste one of the moon rocks, and it tasted like chicken.”

]]> By: JMWalker http://blogs.kansas.com/weblog/2008/05/politicians-%e2%80%98answer%e2%80%99-age-old-question/#comment-350830 JMWalker Sat, 17 May 2008 17:05:54 +0000 http://blogs.kansas.com/weblog/2008/05/politicians-%e2%80%98answer%e2%80%99-age-old-question/#comment-350830 Ryan Seacrest: "Next up is our last female. Here's Chicken Little with her selection, "The Sky is Falling". Give it up for Chicken!" Ryan Seacrest:
“Next up is our last female. Here’s Chicken Little with her selection, “The Sky is Falling”. Give it up for Chicken!”

]]> By: JMWalker http://blogs.kansas.com/weblog/2008/05/politicians-%e2%80%98answer%e2%80%99-age-old-question/#comment-350826 JMWalker Sat, 17 May 2008 17:02:38 +0000 http://blogs.kansas.com/weblog/2008/05/politicians-%e2%80%98answer%e2%80%99-age-old-question/#comment-350826 Arnold Schwarzenegger: "As soon as I get out of this sissy governor job, I will see to it that chicken never crosses a road again. I'll be back." Arnold Schwarzenegger:
“As soon as I get out of this sissy governor job, I will see to it that chicken never crosses a road again. I’ll be back.”

]]> By: JMWalker http://blogs.kansas.com/weblog/2008/05/politicians-%e2%80%98answer%e2%80%99-age-old-question/#comment-350823 JMWalker Sat, 17 May 2008 16:59:54 +0000 http://blogs.kansas.com/weblog/2008/05/politicians-%e2%80%98answer%e2%80%99-age-old-question/#comment-350823 Paris Hilton: "I'm so hot!" Paris Hilton: “I’m so hot!”

]]> By: JMWalker http://blogs.kansas.com/weblog/2008/05/politicians-%e2%80%98answer%e2%80%99-age-old-question/#comment-350822 JMWalker Sat, 17 May 2008 16:59:14 +0000 http://blogs.kansas.com/weblog/2008/05/politicians-%e2%80%98answer%e2%80%99-age-old-question/#comment-350822 PeeWee Herman: "I swear! I ran from that chicken, but he crossed the road, and got my pants down anyway." PeeWee Herman: “I swear! I ran from that chicken, but he crossed the road, and got my pants down anyway.”

]]> By: JMWalker http://blogs.kansas.com/weblog/2008/05/politicians-%e2%80%98answer%e2%80%99-age-old-question/#comment-350818 JMWalker Sat, 17 May 2008 16:56:30 +0000 http://blogs.kansas.com/weblog/2008/05/politicians-%e2%80%98answer%e2%80%99-age-old-question/#comment-350818 Alex Trebek: "Colonel Sanders." Chicken: "Cluck . . . cluck." Alex: No I'm sorry. The answer must be in the form of a question." Chicken: "Cluck,cluck,cluck . . . cluck!" Alex: "Could someone get the fryer ready?" Alex Trebek: “Colonel Sanders.”

Chicken: “Cluck . . . cluck.”

Alex: No I’m sorry. The answer must be in the form of a question.”

Chicken: “Cluck,cluck,cluck . . . cluck!”

Alex: “Could someone get the fryer ready?”

]]> By: LLTVET http://blogs.kansas.com/weblog/2008/05/politicians-%e2%80%98answer%e2%80%99-age-old-question/#comment-350815 LLTVET Sat, 17 May 2008 16:52:15 +0000 http://blogs.kansas.com/weblog/2008/05/politicians-%e2%80%98answer%e2%80%99-age-old-question/#comment-350815 Keith Olberman: The chicken who crossed the road. Today's WORST........CHICKEN.......in the WORLD... Keith Olberman: The chicken who crossed the road. Today’s WORST……..CHICKEN…….in the WORLD…

]]> By: JMWalker http://blogs.kansas.com/weblog/2008/05/politicians-%e2%80%98answer%e2%80%99-age-old-question/#comment-350814 JMWalker Sat, 17 May 2008 16:51:47 +0000 http://blogs.kansas.com/weblog/2008/05/politicians-%e2%80%98answer%e2%80%99-age-old-question/#comment-350814 Jerry Springer: "People, we have forced the chicken to cross the road, and guess who followed? That's right: two roosters. And let me tell you, both are extremely ticked off after finding out the chicken was seeing both of them. "Folks, let me tell you the spurs will be on tonight, and feathers will fly." Jerry Springer:
“People, we have forced the chicken to cross the road, and guess who followed? That’s right: two roosters. And let me tell you, both are extremely ticked off after finding out the chicken was seeing both of them.

“Folks, let me tell you the spurs will be on tonight, and feathers will fly.”

]]> By: JMWalker http://blogs.kansas.com/weblog/2008/05/politicians-%e2%80%98answer%e2%80%99-age-old-question/#comment-350810 JMWalker Sat, 17 May 2008 16:48:32 +0000 http://blogs.kansas.com/weblog/2008/05/politicians-%e2%80%98answer%e2%80%99-age-old-question/#comment-350810 Keith Olberman: Mr Vice-President, does it not disturb you that the chicken you thought destroyed is indeed not, and your "cruise missile" in fact hit one Ferrdy Chicken, from the town of Musical Cheese, Wyoming. Isn't it true, Mr Vice-President, you were in fact hunting the chicken yourself ther was no cruise missile involved, and you shot Mr. Chicken in the face with a twelve gauge shotgun? There is no excuse for your actions, sir, and in my opinion . . . Keith Olberman: Mr Vice-President, does it not disturb you that the chicken you thought destroyed is indeed not, and your “cruise missile” in fact hit one Ferrdy Chicken, from the town of Musical Cheese, Wyoming. Isn’t it true, Mr Vice-President, you were in fact hunting the chicken yourself ther was no cruise missile involved, and you shot Mr. Chicken in the face with a twelve gauge shotgun?

There is no excuse for your actions, sir, and in my opinion . . .

]]> By: Barnie http://blogs.kansas.com/weblog/2008/05/politicians-%e2%80%98answer%e2%80%99-age-old-question/#comment-350809 Barnie Sat, 17 May 2008 16:48:25 +0000 http://blogs.kansas.com/weblog/2008/05/politicians-%e2%80%98answer%e2%80%99-age-old-question/#comment-350809 Martin Luther King: that chicken has a dream, to cross the road barrier that seperates the brown chickens from the white chickens, so together we can produce peach colored speckeled eggs, which taste mighty fine. Martin Luther King: that chicken has a dream, to cross the road barrier that seperates the brown chickens from the white chickens, so together we can produce peach colored speckeled eggs, which taste mighty fine.

]]> By: Barnie http://blogs.kansas.com/weblog/2008/05/politicians-%e2%80%98answer%e2%80%99-age-old-question/#comment-350806 Barnie Sat, 17 May 2008 16:44:16 +0000 http://blogs.kansas.com/weblog/2008/05/politicians-%e2%80%98answer%e2%80%99-age-old-question/#comment-350806 lol, this is great stuff lol, this is great stuff

]]> By: JMWalker http://blogs.kansas.com/weblog/2008/05/politicians-%e2%80%98answer%e2%80%99-age-old-question/#comment-350801 JMWalker Sat, 17 May 2008 16:41:35 +0000 http://blogs.kansas.com/weblog/2008/05/politicians-%e2%80%98answer%e2%80%99-age-old-question/#comment-350801 Cheney: The chicken is being listed as destroyed. At 0815 today, I sent a UCAV on road patrol. The chicken was spotted at 0937, and at that time, I ordered a cruise missile launched. The cruise hit its target at 0943, and the rogue chicken was terminated. Cheney: The chicken is being listed as destroyed. At 0815 today, I sent a UCAV on road patrol. The chicken was spotted at 0937, and at that time, I ordered a cruise missile launched. The cruise hit its target at 0943, and the rogue chicken was terminated.

]]> By: JMWalker http://blogs.kansas.com/weblog/2008/05/politicians-%e2%80%98answer%e2%80%99-age-old-question/#comment-350800 JMWalker Sat, 17 May 2008 16:38:26 +0000 http://blogs.kansas.com/weblog/2008/05/politicians-%e2%80%98answer%e2%80%99-age-old-question/#comment-350800 Bush: What chicken? Our intelligence says there is no chicken. Right Dick . . . Dick? Bush: What chicken? Our intelligence says there is no chicken. Right Dick . . . Dick?

]]> By: JMWalker http://blogs.kansas.com/weblog/2008/05/politicians-%e2%80%98answer%e2%80%99-age-old-question/#comment-350799 JMWalker Sat, 17 May 2008 16:36:45 +0000 http://blogs.kansas.com/weblog/2008/05/politicians-%e2%80%98answer%e2%80%99-age-old-question/#comment-350799 George Washington: Mighty fine chicken, cook, mighty fine. George Washington: Mighty fine chicken, cook, mighty fine.

]]> By: LLTVET http://blogs.kansas.com/weblog/2008/05/politicians-%e2%80%98answer%e2%80%99-age-old-question/#comment-350793 LLTVET Sat, 17 May 2008 16:32:01 +0000 http://blogs.kansas.com/weblog/2008/05/politicians-%e2%80%98answer%e2%80%99-age-old-question/#comment-350793 Right Linda. I also forgot the page turning emphasis. Right Linda. I also forgot the page turning emphasis.

]]> By: lindainks55 http://blogs.kansas.com/weblog/2008/05/politicians-%e2%80%98answer%e2%80%99-age-old-question/#comment-350789 lindainks55 Sat, 17 May 2008 16:23:20 +0000 http://blogs.kansas.com/weblog/2008/05/politicians-%e2%80%98answer%e2%80%99-age-old-question/#comment-350789 Update on your bush entry LLTVET: "Bush: Folks tell me I caused the chicken to cross the road. That isn’t true. The Chicken.(pause for effect)… crossed the road" wrinkles forehead, leans into the podium, says, "In other words, the chicken was better off, safer, on the other side of the road. History will show this was the right thing to do!" Update on your bush entry LLTVET:

“Bush: Folks tell me I caused the chicken to cross the road. That isn’t true. The Chicken.(pause for effect)… crossed the road”

wrinkles forehead, leans into the podium, says, “In other words, the chicken was better off, safer, on the other side of the road. History will show this was the right thing to do!”

]]> By: LLTVET http://blogs.kansas.com/weblog/2008/05/politicians-%e2%80%98answer%e2%80%99-age-old-question/#comment-350784 LLTVET Sat, 17 May 2008 16:01:05 +0000 http://blogs.kansas.com/weblog/2008/05/politicians-%e2%80%98answer%e2%80%99-age-old-question/#comment-350784 Billo: WHAT DOES THAT MEAN?!?!?!? CHICKEN?!?!?!? WHAT DOES THAT MEAN?!?!?!?? F*&K IT!!!!! WE'RE DOING IT LIVE....WE'RE DOING IT LIVE.....WHAT DOES THAT MEAN?!?!?!?!? Matthews: 1. What did Chamberlin do to appease the chicken? (1) How did Chamberlin appease the chicken (2) What did he do (3) What did he do (4) .... (10 more times)....What did Chamberlin do to the chicken (14) What did Chamberlin do? (15) Olberman: Mr Chicken, you shouldn't cross the road again SIR. Good Night and good luck. Bush: Folks tell me I caused the chicken to cross the road. That isn't true. The Chicken.(pause for effect)... crossed the road Al Gore: It's an inconvenient truth that Chickens cross the road. Jesse Jackson: As the chicken community advances itself from the degeneration of our society. Our chicken leaders must step up to the challenges of the new millenium. Billo: WHAT DOES THAT MEAN?!?!?!? CHICKEN?!?!?!? WHAT DOES THAT MEAN?!?!?!?? F*&K IT!!!!! WE’RE DOING IT LIVE….WE’RE DOING IT LIVE…..WHAT DOES THAT MEAN?!?!?!?!?

Matthews: 1. What did Chamberlin do to appease the chicken? (1) How did Chamberlin appease the chicken (2) What did he do (3) What did he do (4) …. (10 more times)….What did Chamberlin do to the chicken (14) What did Chamberlin do? (15)

Olberman: Mr Chicken, you shouldn’t cross the road again SIR. Good Night and good luck.

Bush: Folks tell me I caused the chicken to cross the road. That isn’t true. The Chicken.(pause for effect)… crossed the road

Al Gore: It’s an inconvenient truth that Chickens cross the road.

Jesse Jackson: As the chicken community advances itself from the degeneration of our society. Our chicken leaders must step up to the challenges of the new millenium.

]]> By: Newt http://blogs.kansas.com/weblog/2008/05/politicians-%e2%80%98answer%e2%80%99-age-old-question/#comment-350761 Newt Sat, 17 May 2008 15:10:36 +0000 http://blogs.kansas.com/weblog/2008/05/politicians-%e2%80%98answer%e2%80%99-age-old-question/#comment-350761 george w. bush: the chicken crossed the road because we knew he had weapons of mass distraction over there and he was going to hide them better. The chicken knew we would invade the other side of the road. george w. bush: the chicken crossed the road because we knew he had weapons of mass distraction over there and he was going to hide them better. The chicken knew we would invade the other side of the road.

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