Latest coal-plant song parody

Get out your handkerchiefs. State Rep. Bill Otto, R-LeRoy, channeled his frustrations over Gov. Kathleen Sebelius’ coal-plant vetoes into a song, “Home on the Range: 2020 version,” sung by candlelight on YouTube. If the Holcomb plants go unbuilt, Otto sees an apocalyptic future for the state, “where seldom is heard a discouraging word because the people have all moved away.” In Otto’s imagined 2020, the current governor is a former vice president living in Boston and her former state is a powerless, people-free wilderness.

28 Comments

  1. JWink
    Posted May 9, 2008 at 6:22 am | Permalink

    Where state representative Otto is wrong … if the two coal-fired power plants are built, THEN THE PEOPLE OF KANSAS WILL BEGIN MOVING AWAY BECAUSE OF THE DANGER OF INCREASED AIR POLLUTION AND LOSS OF CLEAN, COOL AND UNREGURGITATED DRINKING WATER.

    An effort seems to be underway to turn Kansas into an industrial state to serve the large growth of Colorado’s front-range cities and various large population areas of Texas.

  2. Jim_Macklin
    Posted May 9, 2008 at 7:25 am | Permalink

    It is not a great song, but it is accurate.
    Modern coal fired powerplants don’t spew a load of particulates and they don’t make any more CO2 than burning anything else.
    In fact, CO2 is a valuable product and they intend to caputure it so it can be pumped into oil wells to help extract more oil.
    The biggst error in this song though, Queen Kathlen is not going to be VP, retired or otherwise, but she should move to Boston ASAP anyway.

  3. BlueJay
    Posted May 9, 2008 at 7:37 am | Permalink

    I won’t bother with the time to hear the song.

    “where seldom is heard a discouraging word because the people have all moved away.”

    Uh yeah. Building unneeded polllution spewing, water gulping coal plants in the face of a growing water crisis is NOT gonna keep the people here.

  4. outlander
    Posted May 9, 2008 at 8:14 am | Permalink

    Well, Rep Otto could be a good performer but he sure didn’t strain himself out working on the lyrics.

    I give it a 5.

  5. thomaswitt
    Posted May 9, 2008 at 8:47 am | Permalink

    I agree with Outlander. Otto’s song deserves a solid “5″. On a 100 point scale, of course.

    Kansas Republicans have really been scraping the bottom of the barrel to come up with some of these people in state office.

  6. ksfarmgrrl
    Posted May 9, 2008 at 8:52 am | Permalink

    Agreed Tom, but yet, the kansas democrats cant come up with people to beat them!

    I bet Virginia Beamer runs unopposed. Again.

    And tim peterson will tilt another windmill and run against ralph.

  7. Nano
    Posted May 9, 2008 at 8:53 am | Permalink

    Let’s see, a couple of carbon-spewing power plants that will use our water and ship 86% of product out of state. I don’t see the value to Kansas.
    Seems like a no-brainer to me.

  8. dricoll1
    Posted May 9, 2008 at 9:46 am | Permalink

    Did he just get kicked off “Americal Idiot (Idol)”? Maybe a second career or perhaps failed to get his pockets lined. Is he just tring to keep the “Wild Critters” away from the camp fire? Inquiring minds want to know? Sorry, no lump of Coal in your stocking this Christmas!

  9. Phantom
    Posted May 9, 2008 at 9:48 am | Permalink

    That guy looks like he must be an Oklahoman. Hope no Kansan sings that badly!

  10. Phantom
    Posted May 9, 2008 at 9:51 am | Permalink

    I didn’t read the lead in! Good God that man’s a Republican Representative, woo is me!
    While listening to the video I had the sarcastic thought that this guy could work in the Repub. legislature!

  11. Phantom
    Posted May 9, 2008 at 9:56 am | Permalink

    Hey Otto, if you’re reading about yourself today, come on the blog and we can have a discussion about your coal plants.

  12. Phantom
    Posted May 9, 2008 at 10:04 am | Permalink

    Otto, singing “The Sunflower Blues”!

  13. ksfarmgrrl
    Posted May 9, 2008 at 11:04 am | Permalink

    See what I mean, phantom?

    WTF is the KDP doing to defeat these guys? They just concede the western half of the state to these hillbilly wingnuts and refuse to build any infrastructure out here to recruit and support decent candidates.

    I mean, most days I think a yellow DOG could represent the interests of the west better than these mossbacks who go back year after year by default because the KDP doesnt GIVE a rat’s ass about getting them gone.

    How’s that worked in THIS legislative session?

    Talk all ya want about kansas being less red. Until there are changes made in the composition of the legislature, we are still as red as a baboon’s ass.

    And we are about as accomplished…

  14. ksfarmgrrl
    Posted May 9, 2008 at 11:05 am | Permalink

    It’s well known that kathleen sucks up all the money and talent when she runs. So.. no coattails for legislative races.

    This is an off year and she isnt running for anything. I wonder if the KDP will do any better in legislative races this year?

    Not unless they at least TRY!

  15. ksfarmgrrl
    Posted May 9, 2008 at 11:07 am | Permalink

    I wonder how the obama votes went in the caucuses in the western half of the state? Was there an influx of new voters and crossovers? This might be a year to see if that “change” message can be applied to legislative races. Because as long as these butt wipes run unopposed, or token opposition, they gain seniority every year. And you know what THAT leads to, right?

    melvin neufeld as speaker

  16. gster
    Posted May 9, 2008 at 11:09 am | Permalink

    “as red as a baboon’s ass.”

    A new GOP symbol??

    “Who are your going to vote for?”

    “Why, I’m going to vote as red as a baboon’s ass! I live in Kansass”

    ???

  17. LLTVET
    Posted May 9, 2008 at 11:10 am | Permalink

    I thought we had this type of discussion a few months ago. Something about progress or the lack thereof. Only then it was casinos. If memory serves, the overwhelming opinion at the time was basically ‘you lost, stop whining’

  18. StevenEDavis
    Posted May 9, 2008 at 11:13 am | Permalink

    Where in the heck in LeRoy, Kansas? Where ever it is please send this sorry sad sack back there.

  19. ksfarmgrrl
    Posted May 9, 2008 at 11:13 am | Permalink

    heheheh gster!

    Kansas… as red assed as you think!

    Kansas… as close to a baboon’s ass as you think?

    Sounds like a thread topic to me!

  20. Monkeyhawk
    Posted May 9, 2008 at 11:28 am | Permalink

    LeRoy is in Coffey County, where Wolf Creek is located. Otto’s district is, ahem, “red as a baboon’s ass,” and includes Anderson (Garnett), Allen (Iola), Woodson (Yates Center), and a little bit of Franklin counties.

    Otto is as wingnut as they come and has had opposition in both his Republic Party primaries; traditional Nancy Kassabaum moderates for a moderate against the “baboon” Republicans. A Democrat ran a good race against Otto in 2006; close but no cigar.

  21. Phantom
    Posted May 9, 2008 at 12:15 pm | Permalink

    Here’s a new chorus for you

    Homeless, Homeless on the Range,
    Where the steers and wind roam free,
    Why’d I ever listen to Bob,
    That dude cost me my job,
    And, now I’ve nowhere to stay!

    Oh there’s littl chance,
    Sunflower will buy me that ranch,
    Don’t matter I sold my soul,
    so they could burn coal
    And, the skies could be smoggy all day.

  22. gster
    Posted May 9, 2008 at 12:44 pm | Permalink

    Phantom- How about “Holcomb Holcomb on the Range….”?

  23. mrcontroversy
    Posted May 9, 2008 at 12:46 pm | Permalink

    Didja notice that the audio didn’t sync with the video.
    Hell, this guy’s so dumb, he can’t even lip-synch!

  24. Political_mama
    Posted May 9, 2008 at 2:49 pm | Permalink

    How long do you think we’d be without power if everyone was to put turbines on their roof?

  25. Political_mama
    Posted May 9, 2008 at 2:50 pm | Permalink

    I want to know why everyone thinks the only way to power is through raping the earth and polluting and giving money to the big huge companies?

  26. JWink
    Posted May 9, 2008 at 8:24 pm | Permalink

    Calling BTH, calling BTH and other environmental scientist/bloggers: Looks like more talk will now emerge about expanding Wolf Creek nuclear facility or even building a new nuclear facility somewhere in Kansas. I would like to see more information on this possibility.

    For example, first of all, Ben do you favor investigating this alternative? Do various organizations who support protecting our Kansas air and water quality favor building/expanding nuclear electrical power production facilities?

    I wonder about the water usage again. I wonder how much new water is used annually by Wolf Creek facility and how much green house gases it emits?

    I suspect it’s time to look seriously at nuclear as an alternative to the coal-fired plants that I think are now dead in the legislature.

    Or is it possible that expanding our wind generation capabilities can provide all the power we need in Kansas? In answer to the persistent objection that “the wind doesn’t blow all the time,” the wind probably does blow all the time somewhere in Kansas.

    Or are there other alternatives to consider?

  27. Monkeyhawk
    Posted May 9, 2008 at 9:36 pm | Permalink

    “JWink” –

    I know less than enough about nuclear power plants but what I do know makes me think it’s a viable alternative.

    I am concerned with nuclear waste. Except for the waste issue, nuclear power generation is a mature technology. Chernobyl was on-the-cheap technology which was long-rejected in the West. Three Mile Island was a plumbing problem. And I think, generally speaking, plumbing is a pretty mature technology, too.

    But if there’s enough energy to kill people, why isn’t there technology that can deal with spent fuel? Is it not possible? Or just not profitable? So far…

    I still have concerns about what might happen at Wolf Creek if it were to get a Greensburg-type direct hit from a tornado. Maybe the Neosho River would glow in the dark for 10,000 years. I dunno.

    I think we could probably be energy-independent in America for a century with nuclear power (especially if we didn’t spend that money in Iraq, as McCain suggests) But by that time, there seems there should be some better way of dealing with nuclear waste than burying it in a hole like cavemen.

    But…

    It would involve a huge change in how society works.

    A nuclear/wind/solar/etc (essentially a non-carbon-based) energy system), people would have to deal with electricity-based technologies. Put your Mustang in a museum. If you’re going from Wichita to El Dorado, you might take your plug-in electric car. But if you’re going to Kansas City, you’ll take the magnetic super-train.

    And the thing is: no country is better equipped than the USA to develop those needed technologies (although India is getting close) if only people would get over their addiction to the internal combustion engine.

    We’ve come a long way since the days of “What’s good for General Motors is good for America.” As it’s worked out, what’s good for General Motors is how we got into this mess. Energy, Climate Change, the Middle East, the price of fuel, the price of food… think about it.

    About ten years ago I had a series of meetings with some brilliant researchers who were trying to work out the technology of a global electrical grid. The briefest way to explain it is to compare it to the Trans-Atlantic telegraph cable of the 19th Century.

    Think about it:

    Most people sleep at night, and don’t use a lot of electricity. On the other side of the planet, the sun is shining somewhere (and the wind’s always blowing in Kansas. ;-)

    If we could harness more of the solar energy (in all its forms: solar, wind, tidal, — okay, that’s “lunar” energy — there’s plenty of ways to power civilization other than burning dead dinosaurs.

    Turns out, there are a lot of technological problems that make the international electrical grid more complex than the Trans-Atlantic telegraph cable. But no one I talked to thought those couldn’t be overcome.

    One of them cited the “Ice Cream” metaphor. If you are starving and have a gallon of ice cream, it’s tempting to dive into the ice cream. But if you can buy some cones you can sell your ice cream and earn enough to afford protein.

    America chooses to eat the ice cream.

  28. ksfarmgrrl
    Posted May 10, 2008 at 11:01 am | Permalink

    ..and we are ALOS eating our seed corn!

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