Clinton counts ways she loves America

clintonHere are the top 10 “reasons Hillary Clinton loves America,” as delivered by the Democratic candidate Monday on CBS’ “Late Show With David Letterman”:
10. “We have more Dakotas than every other country combined.”
9. “Canadian bacon: soggy and chewy; American bacon: crisp and delicious!”
8. “Thanks to the Internet, I can order new pantsuits 24/7 — there’s your pantsuit joke, Dave. Are you happy?”
7. “Two hundred thirty-two years, and not one cookie shortage.”
6. “TiVo.
5. “Did I mention the soup? MMM, soup.”
4. “Did you know former President Teddy Roosevelt was an American?”
3. Where else can you get a car painted for $29.95?”
2. “Is this the part where I say, ‘Live from New York, it’s Saturday Night Live!’?”
1. “Apparently anyone can get a talk show.”
http://www.cbs.com/latenight/lateshow/top_ten/index/php/20080505.phtml

2 Comments

  1. LR2
    Posted May 7, 2008 at 8:39 am | Permalink

    If only she were really that funny —— knowing her only 2 out of those 10 MIGHT be true ….

  2. Regular
    Posted May 7, 2008 at 8:41 am | Permalink

    Hmmm, how about,

    “I (Hillary) would be the nominee if the Democratic Party of Florida and Michigan weren’t so frigging stupid.” :D

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