Sebelius picks Tiger over turkeys

turkeyGov. Kathleen Sebelius will miss the 22nd annual Governor’s One-Shot Turkey Hunt next weekend in El Dorado, sending Attorney General Stephen Six in her place. “Good God, every opportunity she gets to leave Kansas, she takes. This is starting to get ridiculous,” responded Christian Morgan, executive director of the Kansas Republican Party. Never mind that it’s the first hunt she’s missed since taking office, and that many a Kansas Republican would like to be in the Democrat’s shoes that weekend — watching Tiger Woods and the rest of the best of the best at the Masters golf tournament in Georgia.