Pass the test-tube meat?

stemcellPeople for the Ethical Treatment of Animals, the animal-rights group, has announced a $1 million prize for the first person who can create test-tube meat.

Parts is parts? PETA says that growing meat without real animals is more humane and environmentally friendly.

Still, I doubt if consumers will find the idea of lab-grown Frankennuggets appetizing.
But don’t scoff, says Slate writer William Saletan, who points out that scientists are already having success growing replacement organs such as livers and hearts.
“To put it crudely,” he writes, “if you can grow a hunk of flesh for transplant, you can grow it for food.”

Are we on the verge of a Brave New World of food?

20 Comments

  1. Political_mama
    Posted April 23, 2008 at 6:14 am | Permalink

    I also don’t like the idea of hormones injected into cows to create more milk. And we wonder why there are increases in diseases in children.

  2. beber
    Posted April 23, 2008 at 6:44 am | Permalink

    Would test tube veal have to be mistreated?

  3. Regular
    Posted April 23, 2008 at 7:33 am | Permalink

    Gives a whole new definition to “tube steak.”

  4. GMC70
    Posted April 23, 2008 at 9:21 am | Permalink

    Wow. And you could grow ‘any’ meat. We may hear that line in real life:

    “It’s people! Soylent Green is people!”

  5. darkanonm
    Posted April 23, 2008 at 1:10 pm | Permalink

    And we waste so much meat by burying the dead people

  6. Posted April 23, 2008 at 1:17 pm | Permalink

    Would the calf have a navel?

  7. Nathaniel
    Posted April 23, 2008 at 1:28 pm | Permalink

    I bet if PETA put that money towards actually finding homes for the dogs and other animals they “rescue” they wouldn’t have to euthanize the 90% plus they do.

    Of course the media won’t tell you about all the animals PETA “rescues” then euthanizes.

  8. Posted April 23, 2008 at 1:30 pm | Permalink

    This isn’t news – McDonalds has been serving artificial meat in their hamburgers for years.

  9. Nathaniel
    Posted April 23, 2008 at 2:07 pm | Permalink

    Lets look at some of what these PETA people do:

    “Trial set to start for PETA workers caught euthanizing, dumping cats and dogs”

    http://www.courttv.com/news/2007/0118/PETA_ctv.html

  10. Nathaniel
    Posted April 23, 2008 at 2:10 pm | Permalink

    PETA Killed 97 Percent of ‘Companion Animals’ in 2006, According to VDACS

    http://sev.prnewswire.com/publishing-information-services/20080111/DC1129510012008-1.html

  11. Wahine_Tara
    Posted April 23, 2008 at 7:12 pm | Permalink

    I’d eat test tube meat if it tasted good, then wouldn’t have to go to Texas Roadhouse during my visits home and get hassled about ordering their chicken.

    Maybe they can grow test-tube tuna…that stuff is may favorite sushi ever, and yet I stay away from it since it’s really not sustainable. I cheat though. Eat it once a week because it’s just so damn tasty.

    Oh yeah, petakillsanimals.com.

  12. Posted April 23, 2008 at 7:20 pm | Permalink

    Wahine? LOL Tara!

    Appropriate, I must say.

    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wahine

  13. bth
    Posted April 23, 2008 at 7:46 pm | Permalink

    Tara – I read recently about a new ocean fish-farming technique off the HI coast – raising tuna. Great for sashimi and perhaps sustainable.

  14. Posted April 23, 2008 at 8:02 pm | Permalink

    Tara – I read recently about a new ocean fish-farming technique off the HI coast – raising tuna. Great for sashimi and perhaps sustainable.

    Ben, I was wondering: I like tuna, and I would really like sustainable, mercury-free tuna even better. How much contamination are we looking at off the HI coast, roughly speaking?

  15. bth
    Posted April 23, 2008 at 9:10 pm | Permalink

    They were claiming the fish was undetectable for Hg. Ironically some of the fed is land-based – chicken by-products. That way it does not deplete the biosphere; it also might help protect from Hg bioacccumulation.

    When I lived in LA I ate sashimi weekly; the ‘grandmother’ across the street bought it for me from the local fish-monger. I watched her once – scared me :) It seemed like she really let the guy know what’s what and that she expected the best! (even though I couldn’t understand a word she said)

  16. BlueJay
    Posted April 23, 2008 at 9:21 pm | Permalink

    It couldn’t be any worse than the crap they pass for food now.

  17. Jed
    Posted April 24, 2008 at 2:23 am | Permalink

    No thanks! I’m carnivorous; I want genuine dead cow for dinner, not tofuburger, not texturized soy product, not soylent green. I want a steak rare enough to bleed and bawl when I cut it, and provide my minimum daily requirement of cholesterol and sodium. Meat!

  18. Wahine_Tara
    Posted April 24, 2008 at 6:20 am | Permalink

    Thanks, Rage. I recently took up surfing, so I thought it was appropriate.

    “Tara – I read recently about a new ocean fish-farming technique off the HI coast – raising tuna. Great for sashimi and perhaps sustainable.”

    Now, that would be something else! But I kind it hard to believe that we could ever farm tuna to a degree where we wouldn’t have to feel any guilt eating it. A few months ago I took a class I’m TA-ing to the fish market, and there were some 400 lb tuna for sale! I don’t think we can fence off enough ocean to farm enough 400 lb tuna to satisfy Japan’s (and to a much lesser degree, our) appetites.

    “No thanks! I’m carnivorous; I want genuine dead cow for dinner, not tofuburger, not texturized soy product, not soylent green. I want a steak rare enough to bleed and bawl when I cut it, and provide my minimum daily requirement of cholesterol and sodium. Meat!”

    Jed, I actually feel the same way–I loved (and still love, sigh) my medium rare kc strips with all the juices pooling at the bottom, YUM! But hey, if we can get our steaks from a meat-vat and they still taste good, everyone wins, right?

  19. Jed
    Posted April 24, 2008 at 11:17 am | Permalink

    Hi Tara,
    Do you really think Slig will taste as good as your KC Strip?

  20. bth
    Posted April 24, 2008 at 11:20 am | Permalink

    Tara – i think one of the keys to the farming is that they harvest the eggs and are able to get orders of magnitude higher hatch and survival rates.

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