Comments on: McCain returns Lettermanâ€™s fire

By: David Letterman Entertainment

David Letterman Entertainment — Fri, 02 May 2008 13:47:17 +0000

David Letterman Entertainment…

I Googled for something completely different, but found your page?and have to say thanks. nice read?…

By: writerdog

writerdog — Fri, 04 Apr 2008 12:16:16 +0000

JOHN COLLINS, I never have looked at it that way! Your words, so eloquent and inspiring in their delivery. Simply yet carrying so much power and meaning in so few words! I am prompted to go beyond this room, run into the streets and shout them to my brethren. Repeating them to everyone I see so that they too shall be awestruck by them.

Forget all those flowery pundits, charts and graphs, forget all those speeches and ideals, history, voting records, alliances and policy speeches! No heed the words of JOHN COLLINS for he is surely the greatest oracle of these troubled times. With these words, I no longer need to even think for the way is now clear!

I can now rest quietly in my darken hobbit, spending hours in mindless folly, staring blankly at senseless dribble. For mine mind has been cleared of thought of the real world and I can now set drooling while watching a raving lunatic spouting details not weighted by facts or truth and understand the true value of his words. For now mine mind has been cleared by your simple words, there is no longer a need for anything but your simple words! In just 6 simple, understandable words you have taken away the need for paying attention in this election year!

I can now go on to talk of meaningful things, such as what color is the sky, I like hard candy and if Pluto is a dog, and Donald is a duck, why does Goofy wear pants and talks… yet he too appears to be a dog! So what is he? And the ultimate question in who answer would give mean to the vary existence of man.
HOW MANY LICKS DOES IT TAKE TO GET TO THE CENTER OF A TOOTSIE POP?

THANK YOU John Collins, from the vary fiber of my being for saying these words. I now am free to use this computer to do meaningful searches… like internet porn !

By: John Collins

John Collins — Fri, 04 Apr 2008 03:44:11 +0000

DEFEAT OSAMA, OBAMA AND CHELSEA’S MAMA!

By: Doug

Doug — Thu, 03 Apr 2008 20:12:10 +0000

McCain could have watched himself on tv that night but his bedtime is 8pm, right after Matlock.

By: Regular

Regular — Thu, 03 Apr 2008 16:36:31 +0000

Teleprompters are nothing new in show biz or politics. :)

By: Phantom

Phantom — Thu, 03 Apr 2008 15:17:45 +0000

I’m amazed McCain didn’t say “Whoever said I’m weak on economic issues is either a fool or a liar!”
http://news.yahoo.com/s/nm/20080403/pl_nm/usa_politics_mccain_economy_dc_2
Flip,Flop.

By: Phantom

Phantom — Thu, 03 Apr 2008 14:38:51 +0000

He looks like someone’s great grandpa! Now, you might love gramps, but should he be president? We’ve already conducted that great social expeirment!

By: Ken

Ken — Thu, 03 Apr 2008 13:36:04 +0000

OK it was funny — this not so much:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hAzBxFaio1I

Hard to justify jokes / laughing about war particularly from a presidential candidate …

…. almost on the level of the Obama and his minister controversy —

both reasons to not vote for either —- leaving Hillary the liar ——– heading for one of those lesser of 2evils elections ???????

By: Ken

Ken — Thu, 03 Apr 2008 13:31:14 +0000

His delivery and timing were good — did you notice Dave moving his lips while McCain read his lines —- suspect he was following along in case McCain fell asleep or decided to flip flop ……

By: J R

J R — Thu, 03 Apr 2008 12:45:24 +0000

My bet is Letterman’s writers wrote those lines for McCain. Old John aint that quick on his feet.

And he looks like the old guy who used to scream at us kids to get off his lawn.