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Upwards on the horizon rises the Eastern Sun,
The sight of the true Religion.
Bahman - the brilliance of our Faith.
Your message, O Imam, of independence and freedom
is imprinted on our souls.
O Martyrs! The time of your cries of pain rings in our ears.

Obama also declares the Stars & Stripes will be replaced with a new flag design as follows:

Flag Description:
three equal horizontal bands of green (top), white, and red; the national emblem (a stylized representation of the word Allah in the shape of a tulip, a symbol of martyrdom) in red is centered in the white band; ALLAH AKBAR (God is Great) in white Arabic script is repeated 11 times along the bottom edge of the green band and 11 times along the top edge of the red band

Enduring, continuing, eternal,
The Islamic Republic of Iran.

Max points out that ALL users of the Highway System pay the same gas tax, thus all users of National Healthcare should pay the same premium.

Clinton and Obama finally recognize that all healthcare plan participants need to pay the same premium into the national healthcare plan, or it would be truly a Socialist Plan, and of course they both prefer to be labeled as Progressive.

Barack Obama Monday stated that all future consultation and meetings with liberal constituency groups are to be “classified” and sited “future executive privilege” as justification.

The move was seen as a response to the very negative reaction to a speech Obama made before a group of San Francisco liberals. In that speech he called working class folks’ religion and support of gun rights and immigration laws a result of bitterness and disappointment.

Within hours of news of a new process to convert peanut butter to ethanol, prices spiked causing supply shortages in school cafeterias. The breakthrough process converts 50 gallon barrels of peanut butter into 5 gallons of ethanol.

Thanks,
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So will it let me post? And will it show up under the name ‘null’?

Oh, Nick J., are you paying attention?

The Stars and Stripes are taken down, and a Pinkish Rainbow flag with a Smiley Face goes up in its place.

“I’m Please to announce the creation of the GEORGE W. BUSH WALMART GREETER ACADEMY! I’m going to utensilize the many skills I’ve hummed during my time here in Washingtoon. Everyone know how persuadidencial I can be, and how many fiends I have made here”, the Prez added.