Comments on: Dubious, bogus and utterly phony headlines

By: Rage

Rage — Mon, 07 Apr 2008 23:48:56 +0000

Single blogger states he is fourteen years old, and lives in Arizona with his mom.

Crap. Now Mom will suspend my Internet privileges.

By: Steven Davis

Steven Davis — Mon, 07 Apr 2008 15:36:43 +0000

Rewgular = Regular

By: Steven Davis

Steven Davis — Mon, 07 Apr 2008 15:36:11 +0000

Rewgular:

“I have a lot of moderate Democratic Party issues I agree with and some moderate Republican issues I agree with. A slight bent towards a far right winger, only when it comes to Defense and some fiscal issues, but that’s my background – so is expected.”

This just in….

BLOGGER, REGULAR, ENDORSES ISSUES SPPORTED BY THE DEMOCRATIC PARTY: Editorial board notes – ‘Up is now down, night is day, and the space/time continuum that was recognized by most, no longer exists.’

By: J M Walker

J M Walker — Mon, 07 Apr 2008 14:31:57 +0000

IN A SURPRISE MOVE, HILLARY AND BILL FILE FOR DIVORCE. In a canned statement, Hillary says, “I have fallen in love with Sen. McCain. He bought me a new red dress and said I have the loveliest thighs he ever saw. I feel like a new woman.

Said Bertha, the new woman, “This could be fun! I’ve never had a Republican before!”

By: J M Walker

J M Walker — Mon, 07 Apr 2008 13:24:38 +0000

AFTER WEBLOG REGISTRATION PROCESS IMPLEMENTED, WICHITA EAGLE SURPRISED TO FIND THERE ACTUALLY IS ONLY ONE BLOGGER. Single blogger states he is fourteen years old, and lives in Arizona with his mom.

In a related story, Wichita Eagle hires fourteen year old as new political columnist. Says fourteen year old, “Boy, is my mom proud of me.”