“Yesterday, Ralph Nader announced he’s running for president again. Immediately after the announcement, the guy sitting next to Nader on the park bench told him to shut up.â€
— Conan O’Brien
Fidel Castro’s “retirement will not change the relationship Cuba has with the United States. Cubans will still not legally be allowed to enter the United States unless they have an overpowering fastball.â€
— David Letterman

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Anyone see Hillary on SNL last night? Awesome!
“Politics is like driving a car. If you want to move forward, put the transmission in D. If you want to move backwards, put the trans in R. And if you want to go nowhere, put it in ‘N’ader.” Speech at Washington Days (Kansas Demo. Party convention in Topeka) by Sen. Anthony Hensley, D-Topeka.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6mOa3sXjqE4
jack and Hill, jack nicholson’s endorsement video for Hillary