Dubious, bogus and utterly phony headlines

spoofsThe following satirical headlines come from borowitzreport.com:

CALLING HILLARY A MONSTER ‘OFFENSIVE,’ MONSTERS SAY: Prominent Miscreants Outraged Over Remark
‘SATURDAY NIGHT LIVE’ ABANDONS COMEDY FORMAT TO FOCUS ON ENDORSEMENTS; Change in Mission for Venerable Late Night Show
BUSH SAYS HE LETS RED PHONE GO STRAIGHT TO VOICE MAIL; ‘Baffled’ by Clinton Campaign Ads, President Says
CLINTON, OBAMA SPAR OVER DENTAL PLANS; Nomination Fight Shifts to Voters’ Mouths
CASH-RICH OBAMA BUYS YAHOO; Outbids Microsoft for Internet Giant

10 Comments

  1. phantom
    Posted March 11, 2008 at 6:20 am | Permalink

    McCain to receive the French Légion d’honneurnch during his whirlwind European tour, for outstanding service to the country!

  2. phantom
    Posted March 11, 2008 at 6:21 am | Permalink

    Légion d’honneur, too early in the morning!

  3. phantom
    Posted March 11, 2008 at 6:26 am | Permalink

    Spitzer ” I was conducting an undercover operation!”

  4. Steven Davis
    Posted March 11, 2008 at 6:40 am | Permalink

    PHILLIP BROWNLEE UNMASKED AS THE MULTI-NIC LATE NIGHT SOCK PUPPET:

    J R now wishes he had not asked

  5. Phantom
    Posted March 11, 2008 at 7:25 am | Permalink

    Kansas Legislatures will not be deterred on Holcomb plant no matter which way Political winds blow. Or for that matter, by which way Kansas’ winds blow!

  6. gster
    Posted March 11, 2008 at 7:45 am | Permalink

    BREAKTHROUGH IN SPITZER SCANDAL!!!

    Lady(?) in question found to be Ann Coulter in disguise!

    “I’m so obnoxious and abrasive that no one wants anything to do with me. I got lonely and this is the only way I can get any action. Besides, they validate parking”, she added.

    More details to follow.

  7. J M Walker
    Posted March 11, 2008 at 5:16 pm | Permalink

    THIS JUST IN:
    ANN COULTER, WHO WAS OUTED AS A LOW-PRICED HOOKER, BY THE CURRENT GOVERNOR OF NEW YAAAAK, JUST OUTED RUSH LIMBAUGH AS HEAD PIMP WHAT AM.

    SAID COULTER, AT AN AFTERNOON NEWS CONFERENCE, “THAT BAST**D SHORTED ME FOR THE LAST TIME!”

    AT A QUICKLY CALLED REBUTTAL, RUSH WAS HEARD TO SAY, “DAT BIT*H THINK SHE GOT IT GOIN’ ON. I’LL SHOW HER WHAT GOIN’ ON REALLY MEAN!”

  8. Phantom
    Posted March 11, 2008 at 5:59 pm | Permalink

    McCain has two former Airbus lobbyist on his campaign (they gave up their day job to help McCain).
    Oh,No, wrong thread, that one’s true!

  9. outlander
    Posted March 11, 2008 at 7:03 pm | Permalink

    OBAMA WINS MISSISSIPPI!

    Hillary responds by re-offering Obama V. P. slot, unlimited use of Air Force One, and naming rights on half the cabinet. “That’s my last offer before I start looking elsewhere” said the oblivious Mrs C.”

  10. J R
    Posted March 11, 2008 at 9:19 pm | Permalink

    Republicans want to choose Democratic nominee.

    Obama auditions for role as sellout.