Two more presidential primary “bye-kus†from the Wall Street Journal’s James Taranto, for Rudy Giuliani and John Edwards, respectively:
From 9/11
Things went downhill on the road
To 11/4
Such a pretty man
Gee, his hair looks terrific
Looks aren’t everything
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I sit here running my fingers through my 400 dollar haircut,
There is something about a good conditioner you know.
It’s been a long, hard campaign.
The dog barks at me like a stranger at the door.
I was thinking of Sacramento California for a new residence.
Arnold and I could compare portfolios and weight sets.
I didn’t even get to play my new campaign theme song yet.
“Has anybody seen my old friend what’s his name.”
Giuliani was / is a despot and a waste of time. It’s possible he wouldn’t have been an improvement over the current idiot in the White House.
Edwards should be offered a cabinet position and continue his good work. I think his influence on the campaigns and the remaining candidates was a positive one.
Hey Linda,
I agree! Edwards should continue his good works!
He could go back to Chapel Hill and continue to help. . .
Or he could continue his campaign to champion the. . .
Wait a minute, just what in the hell are his good works? I forget.
I guess that Edwards has all the qualities important for democrat women voters.
I did a GOOGLE search for “Edwards good works” and this is what came up:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2AE847UXu3Q
Don’t oount out Giuliani and/or Edwards yet. Either one or both might be called upon as candidates for Vice President. This contest is still a work in progress.
Pre-emptive Taranto-style bye-ku’s for the remainder of the field :lol: :
McCain:
The bulging left cheek:
Portent of which way he’d go,
Given 2000?
Romney:
Slick man, like a seal
Darting this way, now that, Right
Unless Left will work.
Huckabee
Cuts deep, what they say
The old angry guard, the rich:
Reagan wannabe.
Obama:
Baby’s love the face
They say. They laugh on sighting.
They love what we need.
Clinton:
Who dares challenge me?
Sniff. Only I can lead you.
My tears tell you that!!!
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