The following are some predictions for 2008 from borowitzreport.com:
â€” Responding to the controversy over the CIAâ€™s waterboarding videotapes, President Bush will reaffirm his administrationâ€™s opposition to videotaping.
â€” After paying $5 billion for the Wall Street Journal, Rupert Murdoch (in photo) will reduce the size of the paper by removing the facts.
— As the writersâ€™ strike drags on, Paramount will produce the second â€œTransformersâ€ film without a script, just like it did the first one.
— China will send a new brand of rat poison to the United States under the name â€œDelicious Cupcakes.â€
— In his last official act, Bush will announce an exit strategy from Iraq. The president will withdraw all U.S. troops â€” through Iran.