Not too late for 2008 satirical predictions

murdochThe following are some predictions for 2008 from borowitzreport.com:

— Responding to the controversy over the CIA’s waterboarding videotapes, President Bush will reaffirm his administration’s opposition to videotaping.

— After paying $5 billion for the Wall Street Journal, Rupert Murdoch (in photo) will reduce the size of the paper by removing the facts.

— As the writers’ strike drags on, Paramount will produce the second “Transformers” film without a script, just like it did the first one.

— China will send a new brand of rat poison to the United States under the name “Delicious Cupcakes.”

— In his last official act, Bush will announce an exit strategy from Iraq. The president will withdraw all U.S. troops — through Iran.