10 laughs for Obama

obamasmilingProving the value of the show’s side deal with its writers, Barack Obama deadpanned a Top 10 list of campaign promises on Thursday’s “Late Show With David Letterman.” The highlights — that he’d pronounce “nuclear” correctly, rename the 10th month “Barack-tober,” “appoint Mitt Romney secretary of lookin’ good” and “put Regis on the nickel.” And “if you bring a gator to the White House, I’ll wrassle it,” he said. No. 1 would be a winner, if Obama would go through with it: “Three words: Vice President Oprah.”

45 Comments

  1. TDT
    Posted January 28, 2008 at 1:23 pm | Permalink

    How ’bout, “I will have my wife introduce health care reform.”

  2. Michail
    Posted February 4, 2008 at 12:46 pm | Permalink

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  3. Spiridon
    Posted February 5, 2008 at 12:40 am | Permalink

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    Posted February 5, 2008 at 3:51 am | Permalink

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    Posted February 5, 2008 at 8:51 am | Permalink

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    Posted February 5, 2008 at 1:28 pm | Permalink

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    Posted February 5, 2008 at 8:48 pm | Permalink

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    Posted February 6, 2008 at 8:47 am | Permalink

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    Posted February 6, 2008 at 9:49 pm | Permalink

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    Posted February 7, 2008 at 3:54 am | Permalink

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    Posted February 8, 2008 at 2:08 am | Permalink

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  17. Milos
    Posted February 8, 2008 at 5:15 am | Permalink

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    Posted February 9, 2008 at 3:47 am | Permalink

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    Posted February 9, 2008 at 4:29 am | Permalink

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    Posted February 9, 2008 at 8:45 am | Permalink

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    Posted February 9, 2008 at 4:06 pm | Permalink

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    Posted February 9, 2008 at 6:20 pm | Permalink

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    Posted February 10, 2008 at 12:55 am | Permalink

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    Posted February 10, 2008 at 7:19 am | Permalink

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    Posted February 11, 2008 at 2:50 am | Permalink

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    Posted February 11, 2008 at 10:55 am | Permalink

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  37. Iason
    Posted February 11, 2008 at 9:26 pm | Permalink

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  38. Zaharias
    Posted February 12, 2008 at 6:43 am | Permalink

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    Posted February 12, 2008 at 9:29 am | Permalink

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    Posted February 12, 2008 at 5:32 pm | Permalink

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    Posted February 12, 2008 at 7:08 pm | Permalink

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    Posted February 12, 2008 at 7:22 pm | Permalink

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    Posted February 13, 2008 at 4:51 am | Permalink

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  44. Gerasimos
    Posted February 13, 2008 at 4:12 pm | Permalink

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  45. Athan
    Posted February 13, 2008 at 5:40 pm | Permalink

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