2008 tickets foretold

ClintonwesleyclarkA belated bit of Halloween as the presidential primaries draw closer: According to 355 “statistically representative” witches, as polled by the New York Center for the Strange, the Democrats’ 2008 ticket will be Hillary Clinton-Wesley Clark, facing off with Rudy Giuliani-Mike Huckabee for the Republicans. No word on which ticket the witches think will win. (They called George Bush’s narrow victory in 2000.)
Posted by Rhonda Holman

8 Comments

  1. Kansas
    Posted November 15, 2007 at 11:30 am | Permalink

    Ugh, Clinton and Wesley Clark combo. That’s like ordering spinach and ketchup.

    Perhaps the witches can choose a lottery number for me.

  2. oh my
    Posted November 15, 2007 at 11:36 am | Permalink

    Maybe they should help Hillary’s candidacy by electing her to the Witches Hall of Fame.

  3. Ben
    Posted November 15, 2007 at 11:55 am | Permalink

    Clinton-Clark makes a lot of sense. I’d love to see the haters choke on it.

  4. TDT
    Posted November 15, 2007 at 1:31 pm | Permalink

    It looks to me like he will round out the ticket well. I don’t know much about him, had to google him actually, but I’m sure it won’t take long for the Republicans to swiftboat him like they did Kerry.

  5. Jed
    Posted November 15, 2007 at 2:46 pm | Permalink

    If Witches can call an election, maybe they can do something about it. Maybe cast a spell that causes stupid people to sleep through election day?

  6. Ben
    Posted November 15, 2007 at 2:56 pm | Permalink

    Re: Clark. What has he been doing lately? Haven’t heard much from him.

  7. The Phantom
    Posted November 15, 2007 at 3:03 pm | Permalink

    Sounds like an interesting duet. So who did they call for Gilluani, Brownback?

  8. Ben
    Posted November 15, 2007 at 3:16 pm | Permalink

    Phantom – they call for Huckabee with Giuliani. Talk about strange bedfellows!