The following satirical headlines come from borowitzreport.com:
BOWING TO PUBLISHING TREND, ROWLING TO REWRITE LAST INSTALLMENT OF POTTER SERIES TO MAKE HILLARY CLINTON THE VILLAIN
NADER’S EGO ENTERS 2008 RACE; Massive Ego Fills Madison Square Garden
CONGRESS HIRES ILLEGAL IMMIGRANTS TO WRITE IMMIGRATION BILL; Lawmakers Cite Cost Savings
BUSH TO UNVEIL PLAN TO PHASE OUT ENVIRONMENT BY 2010
CNN TO OFFER SERVICE IN WHICH IT WILL BROADCAST DEMOCRATIC DEBATES BUT CROP OUT MIKE GRAVEL
Posted by Phillip Brownlee
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