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“Republican presidential candidates Sam Brownback and Tom Tancredo both promise that if they are elected president, they will pardon ‘Scooter’ Libby. . . . So sorry, Scooter, you are going to jail.” — Conan O’Brien
Posted by Rhonda Holman

12 Comments

  1. thinkfirst
    Posted June 24, 2007 at 7:44 am | Permalink

    Well sure, Kansas and Sam are comic material. But then, Sam is pretty funny. He wants to be president running on the ‘Flat-Earth, Anti-Abortion, Anti-Evolution’ platform. Yes, wonderful comic material.

  2. happy
    Posted June 24, 2007 at 9:03 am | Permalink

    Add anti-birth control to that list. As an evangelical Catholic, Sam believes that the pill can cause a fertilised egg (a baby) to abort rather than come to dull term.

    To Sam and many Christians, birth control pills and abortion are the same thing.

  3. Joe Williams
    Posted June 24, 2007 at 11:34 am | Permalink

    To Sam Brownback and Tom Tancredo, you will never be elected President nor will you ever be selected as a running mate or get any position in the next administration if it happens to be a Republican President.

    Give Up!

  4. Republican
    Posted June 24, 2007 at 11:43 am | Permalink

    Conan O’Brien is going to be replaced anyway. His act wouldn’t even survive in a Comedy Club, time for him to go.

    What’s the difference between Conan O’Brien and a rock?

    A rock can be funny sometimes.

  5. Doug
    Posted June 24, 2007 at 11:48 am | Permalink

    It’s only an act of treason so naturally some immoral people like Brownback and Tancredo will pardon him.

  6. Joe Williams
    Posted June 24, 2007 at 1:53 pm | Permalink

    Treason? Say what? Nobody was charged with treason.

  7. ken
    Posted June 24, 2007 at 2:08 pm | Permalink

    On Balance:

    Hillary’s Deal With the Devil

    Hillary was finishing up a day as Senator for New York when the Devil suddenly appeared in her office and made her an offer…

    “I am here to offer you a deal,” the Devil said. “I will give you unlimited wealth, even more power, and a media that will pander to your every whim. In return, all I ask for is your soul, the souls of every member of your family, and the souls of all your constituents.”

    Hillary pondered for a moment and then asked, “Unlimited wealth and power?”

    “Absolutely unlimited,” the Devil asserted.

    “A pandering media?” she asked.

    “They’ll fall over themselves to support you, no matter what you say or do,” the Devil assured.

    “And you want my soul, my family’s souls, and the souls of my constituents?” she asked.

    “Yes. All of them,” the Devil answered.

    Hillary was deep in thought for a moment, then finally spoke:

    “So…what’s the catch?”

    more jokes cartoons here:

    http://politicalhumor.about.com/od/hillaryclinton/Hillary_Clinton_Jokes.htm

  8. leave my body alone
    Posted June 24, 2007 at 4:01 pm | Permalink

    yea repukilican…o’brien is going to be replaced BECAUSE>>>he is going to get Lenos spot next year…

    YEA BABY

  9. CapnAmerica
    Posted June 24, 2007 at 4:57 pm | Permalink

    I don’t think President Obama is going to pardon Libby . . .

  10. leave my body alone
    Posted June 24, 2007 at 5:47 pm | Permalink

    nixon now looks like a choir boy compared to the crooks occupying the WH now. it is really disgusting how they keep committing mroe and more crime. Worse is how the congress is not saying anything and letting them get away with it.

    I hate all repukes

  11. sgt. slaughter
    Posted June 25, 2007 at 9:40 pm | Permalink

    What’s “immoral” about Tancredo? Don’t you like Italians?

  12. Jed
    Posted June 26, 2007 at 3:04 am | Permalink

    Well, Brownback and the other christian gangsters were told (they think) to go forth and multiply, and they’ve done their damnedest to make sure that’s what we’re all doing. Unfortunately, they forget and divide way too much (product of home-schooling, no doubt). The upshot is that to cover their asses, they’re going to have to subtract an awful lot down the path!