Dubious, bogus and utterly phony headlines

The following satirical headlines come from borowitzreport.com:
IMUS MOVES TO AL-QAIDA NETWORK; Shock Jock to Anchor Three-hour Hate Block
BUSH FIRES SENATE JUDICIARY COMMITTEE; Critics Question Timing of Decision
BUSH: AHMADINEJAD MUST DISMANTLE LAST NAME; Threatens Sanctions Against Polysyllabic Leader
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