Why stop with language?

"There is no need for this Legislature to declare an ‘official’ language for the state of Kansas, any more than there is any need for this Legislature to declare an ‘official’ race or an ‘official’ skin color for the state of Kansas."
– Phillip Delatorre, a University of Kansas law professor, testifying Wednesday to the Senate Federal and State Affairs Committee
Posted by Rhonda Holman

73 Comments

  1. TRACY
    Posted March 8, 2007 at 12:02 pm | Permalink

    Why not?After all, North Korea has officially approved hairstyles.We need some amerkan official hairstyles.And ya’ gotta wear that little lapel flag too or you’re an evil lib.

  2. rm6046
    Posted March 8, 2007 at 12:34 pm | Permalink

    Dellatorre is correct. No one knows better the necessity to speak English than someone who is here and doesn’t. Actually, they’re much worse off than Americans in Mexico who don’t speak Spanish. In my experience, more people per capita in Mexico speak English than people in America who are fluent in Spanish.

    What has always amused me, though, is when someone is speaking to another person in a language that is unfamiliar, the speaker, becoming aware of this, repeats what s/he just said…only much louder. I just want to go up and grab them and yell, “You idiot! The person does not speak English/Spanish/French/Thai (whatever). S/he’s not deaf!!!”. ;)

  3. Ben Huie
    Posted March 8, 2007 at 12:35 pm | Permalink

    If we require English can we enforce it on lawyers and the IRS?

  4. Vaughn Tolle
    Posted March 8, 2007 at 12:38 pm | Permalink

    I’ve an idea; if the state is to have an official language, why not Latin? That way, everyone has a “new” language to learn. :-)

  5. RepubliKhan
    Posted March 8, 2007 at 12:40 pm | Permalink

    Dieser reine Unsinn. Niemand, das eine Amtssprache wünscht, muß nicht die Welt verstehen. Lassen Sie uns mit wichtigeren Angelegenheiten an bewegen.

  6. mrbill
    Posted March 8, 2007 at 12:40 pm | Permalink

    There is no need for paying for illegals kids, no need for paying for illegals in state tuition, no need for illegals killing 12 US citizens every day in DWI’s, no need for MECHA gangs killing 700 in Los Angeles last year, no need for 32 people to live in one home, no need for thousands of broken Mexican trucks on US highways starting today.

    There are a lot of “no needs” and more immigration is the big one. We have not had a reason for ANY immigration to this country for 70 years. We are now populated and we are no longer either an Agrarian or Manufacturing based country. We have destroyed our manufacturing with cheap NAFTA imports and will only have an investor overseer class and a servile class to those overseers. So you better hang onto you job at all costs, which Im afraid in the future may involve actually fighting for it…may need that concealed carry more than ever.

  7. WSClark
    Posted March 8, 2007 at 12:40 pm | Permalink

    That’s mean, Ben. Now apologize to those poor old lawyers.

  8. Posted March 8, 2007 at 12:43 pm | Permalink

    Hey Ben,

    Dont forget Tech guys…

  9. Ben Huie
    Posted March 8, 2007 at 12:46 pm | Permalink

    OK WSC – rm, VT, I’m sorry you guys can’t speak English.

    ;^)

  10. CF
    Posted March 8, 2007 at 12:52 pm | Permalink

    Big surprise that the racist lying troll RepubliKKKan/JM/Eire goes straight to German as his alternate identity.

  11. RepubliKhan
    Posted March 8, 2007 at 1:15 pm | Permalink

    La grande surprise que le troll menteur raciste CF; va directement aux insultes en tant que celui est son méthode habituelle.

  12. Wiseman
    Posted March 8, 2007 at 1:49 pm | Permalink

    What Phillip Delatorre, a University of Kansas law professor is really saying is that if you declared an official state language that it would cause a potential lost in lawyer’s business prospects.

  13. CF
    Posted March 8, 2007 at 2:31 pm | Permalink

    RepubiKKKhan/JM/Eier,

    I’m not the one who pretended to be a black person so as to justify the use of racist epithets against someone else’s son.

    I’m also not the one who has adopted various names in order to disown the words I previously used on the blog.

    A racist troll is as a racist troll does: the language one uses is beside the point. You’re the lowest of the low, RepubiKKKahn / JM / Eier.

    Even Ian Santiago gets to look down on you.

  14. RepubliKhan
    Posted March 8, 2007 at 2:51 pm | Permalink

    Naw CF, you pretend to be a fair-minded person when actually you are a biased low life penus pounder who gets his jollies promoting Democrapic hate speech.

  15. raptor
    Posted March 8, 2007 at 2:56 pm | Permalink

    So, without an official language, we can continue to pay for court interpreters; for multilingual ballots; for multilingual drivers tests; for multilingual legal notices, etc.

    Or are all those magically free and nobody has to pay for those services?

    A nation is defined by many things, and one of those things is language. To fail to unite behind a common language will only serve to further separate the people of this country.

  16. Posted March 8, 2007 at 2:58 pm | Permalink

    Sorry “democrapic” is not an English word and you are in violation of the English only law. One more violation and we’ll throw you in prison so you’ll never see your wife/sister for five years.

  17. TDT
    Posted March 8, 2007 at 3:05 pm | Permalink

    ?penus?, were you possibly referring to your “peanut”?

  18. CF
    Posted March 8, 2007 at 3:24 pm | Permalink

    RepubiKKKan/JM/Eier,

    No denials? Good. I rest my case. You’re the person I said you were, the racist and liar who made the dishonest statements I said you have. Here’s the thread.

    http://blogs.kansas.com/weblog/2007/02/when_its_about_.html#comments

    Some highlights: here’s you lying and saying you were a black person.

    “CF, maybe this black man doesn’t need to provide you with an excuse using the “poor me” method of debating.”

    Here’s you lying and mocking black vernacular speech. On the heels of the above post, you talked of your grandma using the word ‘ax’ instead of ‘ask.’ Since you had just said you were black, the implication is that she was too.

    “My grandmother (country gal) gave me a whompin’ when I made fun of here saying “aks” or “ax.”

    She said to me, “dunna makes me ax you again!”

    I(city boy) replied with, “Grandmama! Please don’t give me an axing I’ll be good!”

    A memorable experience (smile.)

    I assume that the term “ax” or “aks” come from those exposed to country living style; those isolated from white populations, living in an all black neighborhood like my grandmama.”

    And here’s you being racist, where you suggested my son’s manner of speech was to blame for being called a racist name.

    “CF son, I suppose no one has described your son as articulate then.

    Tell him not to ever take speech class as they might ask him to articulate. We all would hate to see another court case by the ACLU.”

    So, let’s sum up:

    -RepubiKKKan/JM/Eier is a racist for making saying that those who use black dialect are to blame when other people call them ‘niggers’

    -RepubiKKKan/JM/Eier is a liar for claiming to be a black person in order to deny his opponents the ability to denounce his racism.

    Happily, RepubiKKKan/JM/Eier, I called you out as a racist before it became apparent that you weren’t black. Here’s what I said:

    “Maybe YOU need to pause before employing racist sterotypes to discredit someone you’ve never met, and to pre-emptorily blame them for bringing racist attacks on themselves.

    I’m guessing my son is fine with me calling you out for the attitudes you’ve expressed. After all, he’s the one who’s had to bear the brunt of them.”

    Thus, you don’t get to claim that my denunciations change depending on whom they’re issued to.

    If these weren’t your words, say so. If they were, you’re the lying racist troll I say you are.

    Liar. Racist. Troll.

  19. WSClark
    Posted March 8, 2007 at 3:30 pm | Permalink

    “To fail to unite behind a common language will only serve to further separate the people of this country.”

    Yep, Raptor like those Canadian that all speak English.

    Sorry, the Canadians speak English and French.

    Well, like the Irish all speak Celtic.

    Sorry, the Irish speak English and Celtic.

    Well, what about the Swiss?

    They speak German and French.

    Well, how about the Chinese?

    They speak Cantonese and Mandarin.

    Hmmmmm….. I guess you might want to rethink your argument, Raptor.

  20. RepubliKhan
    Posted March 8, 2007 at 3:30 pm | Permalink

    So I am all those contributors to the blog, interesting.

    Perhaps I’m also Tracy and Political Mom too.

    Maybe I’m Mr. Controversy, no wait I’m Vaughn Tolle.

    I just enjoy watching you numbnuts Librats so pathetic as to out someone identity on a Blog.

    Who gives a rat poot?

    CF just wants the opportunity for more of his hate speech and a chance to curse, call names…you know more the same stuff he always does.

    And if you got claims, prove it.

    Of course I will sue WE if they post my IP on the blog. :)

    And I will sue you if you put my IP on the Blog.

    So there you have it, watcha gonna do Hater?

  21. CF
    Posted March 8, 2007 at 3:34 pm | Permalink

    Still no denial, I see.

    Issue a denial, and I take it all back.

  22. RepubliKhan
    Posted March 8, 2007 at 3:39 pm | Permalink

    Prove it.

    Oh yeah, you can’t can you.

    Just another paranoid schizophrenic Librat on the WE Blog.

    Let’s see, some claim I’m some guy name Dave, JM, Golfnuts, Fleet or whoever. For some reason you paranoid Librats claim I’m all of these people.

    What a nest of numbnuts.

    Wow, I’m a really busy person.

  23. popup!
    Posted March 8, 2007 at 3:44 pm | Permalink

    popup<——grows tired of the doppleganger troll “RepubliKhan” : (~

    popup<—–ponders “RepubliKhans” fate….: )

  24. WSClark
    Posted March 8, 2007 at 3:45 pm | Permalink

    Good God, I am shaking in my boots now. Dave Khan may SUE us. Holy shit. Let’s all run for cover.

    My thought is that RepubliKhan is actually KSGolfnut, since he referenced prior “conversations” with me and the real Golf Nut has seldom been seen since Khan appeared. Also, the right wing hate language is quite the same, right down to the “whiner” comments.

    And KSGolfnut was certainly embarrassed when his “Adonis” persona was blown at the Blog Meet.

    I could be wrong. JM was usually a little more civil. Eier was mostly likely JM but we have not seen him around for a while.

    Regardless, Dave Khan is obviously cut from the same cloth as the rest of the bunch.

    Don’t flatter yourself, Khan, no one really gives a good god damn what you do..

  25. RepubliKhan
    Posted March 8, 2007 at 3:49 pm | Permalink

    If popup! is the WE Blog monitor, then he should IP block all those Librats using disgusting curse words and all of their personal attack tactics.

  26. Posted March 8, 2007 at 3:50 pm | Permalink

    Dolts like WSClark can’t understand that there are more people that don’t think like he does. ….just can’t believe there are more people out there smarter than he is.

  27. Posted March 8, 2007 at 3:51 pm | Permalink

    SOB–

    Click on his link to see his ass–I kid you not.

    It looks like a girl’s ass.

    Better hope you never do time, SOB.

  28. Posted March 8, 2007 at 3:54 pm | Permalink

    BTW, Khan’s refusal to say that he’s not JM-Eier-Uncle William is consistent with his previous incarnations.

    He would never verify or deny any questions put to him about nic switching.

    Why?

    Because he’d have to lie (and eventually get caught) or he’d have to admit he’s the worst troll on the blog.

    In fact, he’s both: a liar and the worst troll on the blog.

  29. RepubliKhan
    Posted March 8, 2007 at 3:55 pm | Permalink

    Aww Sob,

    I’m disappointed Capn Communist and Heevie Clark haven’t made your website.

  30. Posted March 8, 2007 at 3:55 pm | Permalink

    Also posting your IP address would in no way violate your privacy, JM-Eier-Uncle William-Khan.

    I think we should all ask The Eagle to post it.

  31. RepubliKhan
    Posted March 8, 2007 at 3:56 pm | Permalink

    CapnAmerica

    WE Blog’s.Worst.Poster.Ever.

  32. CF
    Posted March 8, 2007 at 3:56 pm | Permalink

    HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA!

    CF will not declare himself the winner. But walking away from CF’s offer surely makes JM/Eier/RepubiKKKhan look like the loser he is.

    Funny, this late-breaking reticence about lying in front of God and everybody. Did your shame gland start palpitating, JM/Eier/RepubiKKKhan?

    Funny, also, to hear the user of multiple identities call me ’schizophrenic.’ Hello, JM/Eier/RepubiKKKhan–CF only ever posts under CF. Project much, Mr. Lying Racist Wingnut?

    WSClark,

    Not sure whether to add KSGolfnut to the list of aliases. Could be.

  33. Posted March 8, 2007 at 3:56 pm | Permalink

    That’s not my ass, CapnJackass.

  34. RepubliKhan
    Posted March 8, 2007 at 3:57 pm | Permalink

    Go ahead ask them to post it. I want some extra income. :)

    CapnAmerica

    WE Blog’s.Worst.Poster.Ever.

  35. Posted March 8, 2007 at 3:58 pm | Permalink

    You morons talk about IP like you’re so IT-smart. Anyone with half-way decent IT skills can overcome IP blocking. The Eagle should know that and won’t every do that block. SO, dream on morons.

  36. CF
    Posted March 8, 2007 at 3:59 pm | Permalink

    Include me on posting KKKhan’s IP. I too want to be part of a lawsuit.

  37. RepubliKhan
    Posted March 8, 2007 at 4:00 pm | Permalink

    Cool CF, the more the merrier.

  38. WSClark
    Posted March 8, 2007 at 4:02 pm | Permalink

    Well, I will give you this, you have used the absolutely correct nic, SOB.

  39. fleettwood
    Posted March 8, 2007 at 4:06 pm | Permalink

    You Libs are spending an awful lot of energy on who Khan is. You used to do it to me and it only made me laugh and it made the real troll laugh. You make people laugh at you. You are funny.

  40. WSClark
    Posted March 8, 2007 at 4:11 pm | Permalink

    Fleet, we only keep you around for comic relief. Whenever the liberals get tired of serious commentary, we can just read your posts to break the tension.

    We are actually taking bets on your IQ. We will pay for the testing, since we have a lot of money riding on it.

    Most are figuring you for an IQ of somewhere between 65 and 80. I am betting that you come in around 59 or so.

    Please give us a call and we will arrange the test – there is a lot of change riding on this.

  41. CF
    Posted March 8, 2007 at 4:12 pm | Permalink

    HAW HAW HAW HAW HAW HAW HAW HAW!

    Now JM/Eier/RepubiKKKhan is stealing CF’s identity. Like CF would EVER support the outing of anyone. Ho hum. Try harder, JM/Eier/RepubiKKKhan.

    If being me saves you from having to be you, then you have my blessing to steal my name. God knows if I was you, I’d want to pretend I was someone else.

    Oh, and just for grins, here’s the thread from a few days ago when the Cap’n first called out JM/Eier/RepubiKKKhan.

    http://blogs.kansas.com/weblog/2007/03/are_you_smarter.html#comments

  42. Posted March 8, 2007 at 4:15 pm | Permalink

    Ever notice how the lefty-libs act like this is THEIR little blog here? Where’s your compassion libs? Where’s your sharing nature?

  43. GSheridan
    Posted March 8, 2007 at 4:15 pm | Permalink

    “Most are figuring you for an IQ of somewhere between 65 and 80. I am betting that you come in around 59 or so.”

    Isn’t that funny – I was just thinking that very same thing about YOU, WoofClark.

  44. fleettwood
    Posted March 8, 2007 at 4:16 pm | Permalink

    “So, without an official language, we can continue to pay for court interpreters; for multilingual ballots; for multilingual drivers tests; for multilingual legal notices, etc.”

    The above is really what all this is about and this newspaper chooses to keep it on the down low. It’s not about who speaks English, it’s about what the goverment must do to meet it’s obligations. We are sick and tired of having to have everything written in two languages. It ain’t cheap. Learn the damned language.

  45. GSheridan
    Posted March 8, 2007 at 4:17 pm | Permalink

    SOB – lefties ONLY have compassion for the misfits of society – the dregs.

    If it can’t walk, can’t talk, can’t see, can’t work, can’t eat without drooling, the lefties love it.

    But if it represents strength, vitality, and conviction – they despise it.

    I dunno why.

    Must be genetic.

  46. fleettwood
    Posted March 8, 2007 at 4:18 pm | Permalink

    If it’s not name calling, it’s swearing. That is their answer.

  47. Posted March 8, 2007 at 4:18 pm | Permalink

    I’ve noticed that too GSHeridan

  48. Sanford
    Posted March 8, 2007 at 4:22 pm | Permalink

    “Fleet, we only keep you around for comic relief. Whenever the liberals get tired of serious commentary, we can just read your posts to break the tension.

    We are actually taking bets on your IQ. We will pay for the testing, since we have a lot of money riding on it.

    Most are figuring you for an IQ of somewhere between 65 and 80. I am betting that you come in around 59 or so.”

    WS~~~~ The serious commentary, of which you boast, seems to escape me. I somehow missed the intelligent, probing analysis of your post.

    Ah, silly me. Perhaps this is just another inflammatory, issue-ducking post from the Left.

  49. CF
    Posted March 8, 2007 at 4:23 pm | Permalink

    SOB,

    ‘Compassionate’ does not mean ‘enabling others to lie and bully as they please.’

    It isn’t CF’s job to live down your or anybody else’s second-grade caricature of liberals.

    ‘Strength, vitality, conviction’–please. Is there anyone more slavish than you Wingnuts, with your hate and lies?

    Ayn Rand would be VERY disappointed in y’all.

  50. Ed Friedemann
    Posted March 8, 2007 at 4:24 pm | Permalink

    Fleetwood

    You’re right. Never thought I’d agree…

  51. WSClark
    Posted March 8, 2007 at 4:26 pm | Permalink

    Well Sanford, how long have you had to deal with an idiot like Fleetwood? He is willfully ignorant, never adds anything of substance to the thread and “claims” victory in a childish attempt for self gratification.

    I thought better of you Sanford. I thought that you had some good ideas, despite the facts that I did not often agree with you.

    No I realize that you are no better than Fleetwood, RepubliKhan and SOB.

    Have a nice day.

  52. GSheridan
    Posted March 8, 2007 at 4:26 pm | Permalink

    Oh really?

    Who is John Galt?

  53. J R
    Posted March 8, 2007 at 4:26 pm | Permalink

    GSheridan

    I see you have found suitable company. You do belong with the trolls and goons.

  54. CF
    Posted March 8, 2007 at 4:29 pm | Permalink

    GSheridan,

    Ayn Rand’s proto-fascist rendering of Nietzsche’s Ubermensch, that’s who.

  55. GSheridan
    Posted March 8, 2007 at 4:30 pm | Permalink

    JR – once again you establish your dependency upon ‘group think’ by associating posters with cliques.

  56. Sanford
    Posted March 8, 2007 at 4:31 pm | Permalink

    WS~ I do have good ideas, as do you and Fleet and some of the others around here.BUT, you have to see the hypocrisy in the referenced quote from you.Ya gotta see it …………………..

  57. Sanford
    Posted March 8, 2007 at 4:32 pm | Permalink

    I’ve dealt with guys like Fleet my whole life. It seems like every single day. Literally.

  58. GSheridan
    Posted March 8, 2007 at 4:32 pm | Permalink

    CF – lol – not quite. Fascist just doesn’t fit Galt. Capitalist does, however. And Neitsche was WAY too racist to fit into Rand’s thought process.

  59. J M Walker
    Posted March 8, 2007 at 4:35 pm | Permalink

    I’m thinking this thread has turned into a perfect example favoring a country language. I seriously doubt anyone on this thread is in the same book, let alone the same page. Kin ya feel the luv?

  60. ID
    Posted March 8, 2007 at 5:43 pm | Permalink

    You forgot to include religion, Mr. Delatorre. Oh, that’s right. There is no God at KU. Skin color or race or RELIGION is not a means of communication, which is at the very core of human interaction. Since you are a professor, I will assume you have some intelligence. So, you know that those who do not speak English in Kansas will have a very difficult time making a living for themselves and their family, which in turn keeps them in a much lower socio-economic level than yourself and in turn makes it very difficult for them to get themself out of that socio-economic condition. And, at the end of day, this is exactly where you want them, so you build your servant population around your castle.

    Said a different way, when English in Kansas is expected and spoken, finding a job is easier, they pay more taxes because they earn more money, and they find themselves more empowered, and then they ask themselves, “Why are KU professors wanting to keep me underemployed?” Oh, yeah. It’s because their welfare state would no longer exist!

  61. CF
    Posted March 8, 2007 at 6:52 pm | Permalink

    GSheridan,

    Nietzsche a racist?

    Not to be cavalier, but you’re going to have to go a lot further than Nietzche’s alleged anti-semitism to make an accusation like that stick.

  62. Kev
    Posted March 8, 2007 at 8:15 pm | Permalink

    Kansas already has a language called Kansan. It is mixture of English and other stuff that requires some degree of translation. For example:Lunch (english) = Dinner (Kansan)Dinner (english = Supper (Kansan)Accident (english) = Wreck (Kansan)

  63. Steven Davis
    Posted March 8, 2007 at 9:01 pm | Permalink

    And Kev,

    “Perternearnt” = almost.

    But, I confess, that may have been Oklahoman adopted by some Kansans.

  64. mrcontroversy
    Posted March 8, 2007 at 9:29 pm | Permalink

    Don Myers believes that if English is the official state language, more people will want to learn it.Well, Harley Silt Loam has been the official state dirt since 1989. How many of you have backfilled your front yards with it?

  65. justoneman
    Posted March 8, 2007 at 10:36 pm | Permalink

    First off, Did ya’ll ever notice that most bloggers have a great deal of difficulty staying on task. Tend to wander off on one or more of their favorite rants. They must have had a very difficult time in grade school. Anyway, from sea to shining sea, and from border to border we as a collective whole speak English. It might be locally flavored, but it is still English (or Americanese). A person from Jersey can converse with a fella from L.A. And a Bostonian can talk to a farmboy from Kansas. So what is the matter with declaring English as our official language? It is not a racial thing, for Americanese is a blend of many dialects. Nor is it a hate thing, for the simple fact that you (again a collective you) speak the language of the country that you have chosen to live in. It is just good manners. If I choose to move to Mexico, then I will learn to speak Mexicanese. It is just that simple. All people should be proud of who they are and where they came from, but if you are going to leave the country of your birth and move to a new country, then learn to abide by the ways of that country.

  66. Enlightenment
    Posted March 9, 2007 at 1:31 am | Permalink

    Declaring English to be the official language is NOT racial!

    I welcome everyone, that is not a criminal, to get in line to come to the USA in an official way, learn and use the english language, pay our taxes, and become an American citizen.

    If I moved to another country, they would expect me to learn and use their language, so it is NOT unreasonable to expect the same for people that move here.

    I don’t have a problem paying for tutoring services to help people learn to read/write/speak english, but I don’t want to throw away money making ballots and government paper work in other languages. Learn the language or leave!

  67. RD
    Posted March 9, 2007 at 2:25 am | Permalink

    “We are sick and tired of having to have everything written in two languages.”

    Not only written. Stop in at the Pawnee & Broadway Wal-Mart sometime to hear the announcements in Spanish.

  68. RD
    Posted March 9, 2007 at 2:31 am | Permalink

    Lunch (english) = Dinner (Kansan)Dinner (english = Supper (Kansan)

    Kev, that’s not Kansans only. That’s a rural thing. Do you know why?

    Dinner is considered the main (largest) meal of the day. In rural areas, that means the noon meal. Why? People working on farms need a heavier meal to get them through the afternoon. Many work days start at sunrise and end well after dark, when supper, a lighter meal, is served.

    Look at it this way. If you eat the heavier meal midday (dinner), you’ll work off the calories and won’t be going to bed with a calorie-loaded stomach and getting fat. ;)

    But it pretty much only works in rural areas, because of the time limits on “lunch” in the cities.

  69. writerdog
    Posted March 9, 2007 at 2:41 am | Permalink

    Bedeuten Sie das, oder sagen Sie gerecht das? Wenn, damit von Ihnen klug ist, die vorherschende Sprache immer durch die entschieden wird, die verstanden werden möchten. Durch die Majorität, das sie sprechen, ob die Amtssprache englisch ist oder Spanischen seien Sie der natürliche Kurs von denen, die in der Majorität sind, das verstanden werden wünschen.

  70. Posted March 9, 2007 at 1:47 pm | Permalink

    Voi, voi teitä! Lopeta nyt, lapset. En puhu saksaa, vain englantia tai suomea. Mutta, tiedätkö että Koff on paras olut maailmassa? Hyvä Suomi!

  71. Posted March 9, 2007 at 1:51 pm | Permalink

    Myös, Nokia valmistaa hyviä lumirenkaita.

  72. Tyler Durden
    Posted March 9, 2007 at 7:53 pm | Permalink

    Delatorre is a racist and a Lation/Hispanic supremicist.

    Why is “White Supremecy” not OK and and “Latino/Hispanic Supremecy” is OK?

  73. writerdog
    Posted March 9, 2007 at 10:27 pm | Permalink

    Kansas already has a language called Kansan. It is mixture of English and other stuff that requires some degree of translation. For example:Lunch (english) = Dinner (Kansan)Dinner (english = Supper (Kansan)Accident (english) = Wreck (Kansan)

    LoL that is somewhat true, I have relatives back East, the last time I went to visit my Uncle ask where I was from? I said “Wichita” he asked “where?”.This exchanged went on for several repeats till finally he said “Oh I thought you were saying “Witches- toe!”. The only one that I did not have to keep repeating everything I said to be understood.. Was a great Aunt from Boston!… No one understood what she said either.