Dubious, bogus and utterly phony headlines

The following satirical headlines come from the Web site borowitzreport.com:
U.S. SENDS SURGE OF HOMICIDAL ASTRONAUTS TO IRAQ; Armed With Pepper Spray, Mallets, Tubing
ASTRONAUTS, HUBBLE TELESCOPE IN STEAMY LOVE TRIANGLE; NASA Announces Zero Tolerance Policy on Docking
BIDEN RETURNS TO CAMPAIGN TRAIL WITH DUCT TAPE OVER MOUTH; New Strategy to Keep Candidate on Message
BREAKDANCING CASTRO SILENCES RUMORS; Busts a Move on Three-minute Video
Posted by Rhonda Holman

2 Comments

  1. RUCrazy
    Posted February 15, 2007 at 10:23 am | Permalink

    I was in Dillon’s yesterday and observed that they were featuring pictures of missing Transvestites on cartons of Half & Half

  2. political_mom
    Posted February 15, 2007 at 10:26 am | Permalink

    Hmm, Areu and RU both appear within days of each other. Nice.