Dubious, bogus and utterly phony headlines

The following satirical headlines come from borowitzreport.com:
KUCINICH-VILSACK RACE TURNS NASTY; War of Words Heats Up at Bottom of Democratic Heap
BUSH WARNS IRAN NOT TO BE HELPFUL ON IRAQ; Promises ‘Swift Retribution’ for Constructive Role
APPLE RECALLS iPHONE; Forgot to Include ‘Phone’ Feature
BUSH SENDS SURGE OF 20,000 DEMOCRATIC PRESIDENTIAL CANDIDATES TO IRAQ; Army Transport Planes Arrive in Iowa
EXPERTS GO ON STRIKE; Work Action Could Last Months, Nonexperts Say
CANDIDATES TO OUTNUMBER VOTERS IN ‘08; 1 in 2 Americans Running for President, Experts Say
BUSH’S STATE OF UNION ADDRESS TO BE SIMULCAST IN ENGLISH; President Hopes to Reach Broader Audience, Aides Say
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