Me and you and a Roomba named Blue

What does it say about Americans when they develop affection for a vacuum cleaner, to the point of assigning it a gender and giving it a cute name?
Nothing good, I think, but the matter is explored in some depth by Washington Post writer Joel Garreau. The machine in question is the Roomba, the artificially intelligent floor cleaner that found its way under millions of Christmas trees this season.
Because it seems to move of its own accord, certain people seem to consider it sentient. Any bloggers get this for Christmas? Anyone who will admit to anthropomorphizing it? This is one of those times you might not want to use your real name.
Posted by Dave Knadler

44 Comments

  1. political_mom
    Posted January 3, 2007 at 3:22 am | Permalink

    i’d love to get one of these for my disabled grandparents, but they have shag carpet, and it’s not designed for that. seeing that shag is making a comeback, the company might want to think about making one for that.

  2. delores
    Posted January 3, 2007 at 3:25 am | Permalink

    Bought one a couple of years ago, love it. I turn it on, come back to the computer and tell my husband I cleaned house all day!!

  3. fleettwood
    Posted January 3, 2007 at 7:39 am | Permalink

    Mulva-You are an insult to liberated women. Did you lie to your husband so he wouldn’t beat you?

  4. KSGolfnut
    Posted January 3, 2007 at 8:13 am | Permalink

    Shag <– making a comeback in trailer parks only.

  5. XXX
    Posted January 3, 2007 at 8:17 am | Permalink

    “What does it say about Americans when they develop affection for a vacuum cleaner, to the point of assigning it a gender and giving it a cute name?”

    What’s the big deal? We’ve done that with our cars forever.

  6. gster
    Posted January 3, 2007 at 8:45 am | Permalink

    I wanted one, but my toothbrush “Ralph” threw a tantrum , and the whole idea was scrapped!

    Alas.

  7. gster
    Posted January 3, 2007 at 8:46 am | Permalink

    Maybe a backyard cnine version, als “Scoppi-doo”?

  8. gster
    Posted January 3, 2007 at 8:48 am | Permalink

    Make that canine version, ala ..

  9. Erik
    Posted January 3, 2007 at 10:07 am | Permalink

    Now come on lets be accurate. Shag isn’t making a comeback.

    The new sytle and name for Shag is Frieze. (Freezay)

    And I think its just as ugly as shag was. Berber forever !

  10. political_mom
    Posted January 3, 2007 at 10:07 am | Permalink

    Testicles, you are such a dipsheet. The shag out now YOU probably couldn’t even afford.

    I agree XXX, cars do have names too, but we normally value our cars far more than our appliances.

    Guess I’m going to have to find a name for my crock pot now too lol.

  11. Erik
    Posted January 3, 2007 at 10:08 am | Permalink

    I cant spell today..

    replace sytle with style

  12. political_mom
    Posted January 3, 2007 at 10:10 am | Permalink

    It’s shag, no matter what modern name you call it- I so dig the shag- wonder if it comes in that funky blue turquoise color that was in my other grandpa’s house in the 70’s.

    And Berber sucks hineyhole, it’s not even soft to want to sit on.

  13. Erik
    Posted January 3, 2007 at 10:18 am | Permalink

    Berber is quite comfortable to sit on.

    But sofas are for the sitting, not carpet.

  14. political_mom
    Posted January 3, 2007 at 10:50 am | Permalink

    Only if you’re old :D.

    I happen to like laying on the floor.

  15. Erik
    Posted January 3, 2007 at 10:53 am | Permalink

    That sounds like a personal issue.

  16. KSGolfnut
    Posted January 3, 2007 at 1:36 pm | Permalink

    Crockpot <— preferred cooking vessel in the trailer park.

  17. WSClark
    Posted January 3, 2007 at 1:39 pm | Permalink

    You found her, Golf Nutz!

    Stalking P Mom until you found her and then making some stupid remark – about a crock pot?

    Nutz, if you’re such a high-powered business tycoon, why do you spend so much time stalkig P Mom?

  18. KSGolfnut
    Posted January 3, 2007 at 1:47 pm | Permalink

    “sucks hineyhole” <— true trailer park jargon

  19. political_mom
    Posted January 3, 2007 at 3:36 pm | Permalink

    Fleets enema, aside from the funny Seinfeld reference, that was a mean thing to say. And if you actually cleaned a house like a good husband, you’d know there’s a hellova lot more than running a vacuum to make a house clean.

    And Testicles, yes, I live in a trailer park. You can come stalk me there.

  20. KSGolfnut
    Posted January 3, 2007 at 3:38 pm | Permalink

    *shock*

  21. political_mom
    Posted January 3, 2007 at 8:24 pm | Permalink

    Hehe, come on, come find me.

  22. StillJM
    Posted January 3, 2007 at 8:39 pm | Permalink

    Hmmm KSGolfnut uses the

    “”

  23. StillJM
    Posted January 3, 2007 at 8:41 pm | Permalink

    hmmm, it got instantly edited

    as I was saying KSGolfnut uses

    —-> exactly the same as (popup!)

    does. (p)(o)(p)(u)(p)(!) in case this gets edited again.

  24. WSClark
    Posted January 3, 2007 at 8:49 pm | Permalink

    We all know, JM, that Nutz stalks, trolls and lurks the blog. That is just the nature of Golf Nut and it is a burden that we have to bear.

    He’s a funny guy, JM. He claims to be a mega successful businessman, a good Christian and a great family man, but he stalks P Mom like a fifteen year old boy, admits to extra-marital affairs, and apparently doesn’t spend a whole lot of time on his “business.”

    Other than that, he’s a hell of a guy.

  25. Zweiihander
    Posted January 3, 2007 at 8:53 pm | Permalink

    I bet all the illegal immigrant housemaids are scared of the Roomba and will complain about robots taking their jobs. They do have Roombas that cut grass too. I’ll bet those wetback gardeners will make a huge fuss because of it. Now if only those Japs could make a machine that did all kinds of menial labor, like a Swiss Army knife kind of robot…

  26. KSGolfnut
    Posted January 3, 2007 at 9:00 pm | Permalink

    Drug Addict is clearly miffed. *shrug*

    Obviously, he isn’t happy with his life; ergo: drug abuse.

  27. KSGolfnut
    Posted January 3, 2007 at 9:01 pm | Permalink

    Pee,I don’t go into trailer parks. You should be able to figure that out.

  28. WSClark
    Posted January 3, 2007 at 9:20 pm | Permalink

    Oh, no Nutz, you are way wrong on this count. I have a smoke now and then, nothing any worse than doing shots of Jack in a bar.

    BTW – I don’t abuse drugs – I take very good care of my stash.

    And, just for the record, why ARE you stalking P Mom?

    Hmmmm?

  29. KSGolfnut
    Posted January 3, 2007 at 9:27 pm | Permalink

    Drug Addict,I don’t stalk anyone. You’re too stoned to think logically.

  30. WSClark
    Posted January 3, 2007 at 9:32 pm | Permalink

    Sorry Nut Balls, no smoke tonight, not yet anyway. I am cooking dinner right now.

    BTW – Why is it that you ALWAYS show up right after P Mom?

    Pervert.

  31. political_mom
    Posted January 3, 2007 at 9:39 pm | Permalink

    He’s obsessed with me, he wants some of that women’s liberated lovin. Sorry testicles, my bleeding heart only extends so far. I wouldn’t even give you a mercy ****.

  32. WSClark
    Posted January 3, 2007 at 9:46 pm | Permalink

    Ah man, P Mom! I just got this horrible visual of Golf Nutz wandering around unsuspecting trailer parks with his Cheney waving around, looking for his next victim.

    That is one scary thought!

  33. KSGolfnut
    Posted January 3, 2007 at 9:48 pm | Permalink

    hehe…typical liberal ploy. when you can’t win with your phoney lib logic, you cry “obsession!”

    heh

  34. KSGolfnut
    Posted January 3, 2007 at 9:49 pm | Permalink

    “it’s not a level playing field”

    bawhahahaha

  35. political_mom
    Posted January 3, 2007 at 9:53 pm | Permalink

    And you’d know this how, you grew up a little rich kid testicles, or at least upper middle class. You have no clue what it’s like to be underpriviledged. And by some of the things you say on here, it seems as if your mommy and daddy bought your degree for you, I find it hard to believe you passed any class by yourself.

  36. KSGolfnut
    Posted January 3, 2007 at 9:59 pm | Permalink

    “bought your degree” LMAO. Another liberal fantasy.

    I went to class, studied, wrote papers, executed labs….

    all without cheating, Pee.

    And graduated Magna Cum Laude. Twice.

  37. political_mom
    Posted January 3, 2007 at 10:01 pm | Permalink

    Was it the college for the mentally challenged?

  38. KSGolfnut
    Posted January 3, 2007 at 10:02 pm | Permalink

    Spoken like a true “college expellee”

  39. J R
    Posted January 3, 2007 at 10:12 pm | Permalink

    Actually?

    Goof and I have something in common.

    I washed out of engineering college too. Space program died and I lost interest.

    Goof took a different course. He became an industrial “engineer”. What that means is that he couldn’t hack the physics and higher math so he became a bean counter. And as he himself has posted, he married a doctor.

    Not the first winger on this forum to be a closet “kept man” who compensates by lashing out.

  40. political_mom
    Posted January 3, 2007 at 10:15 pm | Permalink

    He didn’t marry a doctor, he married a teacher. Or at least that’s the latest story I heard. First it was a teacher, then a scientist with the human genome project HA! He’s been caught in so many lies, it’s hard to believe anything he says.

  41. KSGolfnut
    Posted January 3, 2007 at 10:21 pm | Permalink

    Junior,I’m not surprised you failed engineering school. It’s tough. I took (and passed) the highest level of physics offered, and I’ve taught calculus as an adjunct at WSU. I think I did ok in the “higher math”. =)

    MrsDMC is not an MD. She’s a PhD. She teaches. She’s involve in research – as most all professors are.

    And she makes far less than I do.

  42. Original RD
    Posted January 4, 2007 at 2:40 am | Permalink

    Hmmmmm, pimps must be getting more out of their hookers these days…

  43. Suzanne Karmin
    Posted January 7, 2007 at 1:01 am | Permalink

    I have a Roomba named Marvin after the depressed robot from Hitchiker’s Guide. After he cleans my floor we sit and have tea and discuss current events. It’s very cozy.

  44. David
    Posted May 28, 2007 at 4:12 pm | Permalink

    I dont equate affection with genderizing. Im in a robotics club, and we don’t assign genders to our bots. We love them as they are.