Kerry takes the road less traveled

With nine fellow Democrats looking to occupy the White House in 2008, Sen. John Kerry has opted not to be the 10th.
Few Democrats are likely to mourn his decision. He’s been widely criticized for a lackluster presidential campaign in 2004, and Republicans seized on his infamous botched joke about Iraq last fall to further marginalize the man.
A wise choice, senator. Against Democratic stars like Sens. Hillary Clinton and Barack Obama, your chances were probably pretty close to nil anyway.
Posted by Dave Knadler

19 Comments

  1. TRACY
    Posted January 24, 2007 at 1:58 pm | Permalink

    Nothing I can add to that Super Dave,except that must be why he has such a long face.

  2. WSClark
    Posted January 24, 2007 at 2:01 pm | Permalink

    Buh – bye, John. If you had any balls you would have been president.

    See ya! Don’t let the door hit you in the ass on your way out.

  3. KSGolfnut
    Posted January 24, 2007 at 2:15 pm | Permalink

    I’m still laughing…of ALL the candidates in 2004, John Effin Kerry was the Dims’ choice.

    It’ll probably be just as comical in ‘08.

  4. Posted January 24, 2007 at 3:04 pm | Permalink

    Amazing!

    The absolute best choice for the democrats in 04 and he isn’t good enough to enter the race for 08!

    If you’re a dem, you get only one bite at the apple.

  5. Ben Huie
    Posted January 24, 2007 at 3:09 pm | Permalink

    Hank – I don’t think either party gives many second chances. If memory serves me Nixon 68 was the last one; before him Stevenson 56.

  6. Posted January 24, 2007 at 3:29 pm | Permalink

    Point taken, Ben. But we don’t ‘hate’ our losers!

  7. Ben Huie
    Posted January 24, 2007 at 3:36 pm | Permalink

    Neither do we.

  8. Posted January 24, 2007 at 3:40 pm | Permalink

    Uh Ben,

    Try and pick out the nitwit on this thread that is furthest to the left and then read his post.

  9. WSClark
    Posted January 24, 2007 at 3:41 pm | Permalink

    The Democrats have rarely had a candidate from the same mold as John Kerry in 2004.

    Despite the fact that Kerry was an Ivy League graduate and a war hero, he allowed George W Bush to paint him as a coward, while portraying himself as the hero.

    Shortly after the 2004 Election, the Democrats broke the mold of John Kerry.

    Soon after that, we caught up with the moldmaker and beat the living shit out of him.

  10. red
    Posted January 24, 2007 at 3:58 pm | Permalink

    And the genius candidate on the Republican side will be what shining star? From what I see, both parties are up in the air about now.

  11. Ben Huie
    Posted January 24, 2007 at 4:00 pm | Permalink

    Hank – I think the frustration with both Kerry and Gore is that they both lost close races and both ran very ineffectual campaigns. I think both had good ideas and both would have made good presidents. But, in my opinion, they both bungled their campaigning.

  12. political_mom
    Posted January 24, 2007 at 4:04 pm | Permalink

    Kerry wasn’t the best candidate for the nomination, but he wasn’t a bad candidate at all.

    Cons play dirty, there is no doubt. Once they put some teeth into a lie, they’ll run with it like a rooster in a cockfight.

  13. Posted January 24, 2007 at 4:06 pm | Permalink

    Best money I spent in 2004, my donation to the Swift Boat Veterans.

  14. Swifty
    Posted January 24, 2007 at 4:14 pm | Permalink

    Giving us some more to use against Webb and Hagel?

  15. Posted January 24, 2007 at 4:17 pm | Permalink

    Probably, depends on what sorta dirt you have on them. Viet vets play serious hardball, and payback is a bitch.

  16. Posted January 24, 2007 at 4:34 pm | Permalink

    Sh*t yeah, Russell.

    Just look what they did the Vietnamese.

    You didn’t call ‘em “gooks” for nothing, did ya?

    Still and all, Rambo was just a movie. In real life, they won.

  17. Posted January 24, 2007 at 4:35 pm | Permalink

    “Sometimes you have to destroy a village to save it.”

  18. Joe Williams
    Posted January 24, 2007 at 6:15 pm | Permalink

    He cried!

  19. heartlander
    Posted January 24, 2007 at 7:55 pm | Permalink

    I’m sorry, but people are being sucked into a bogus paradigm. Instead of asking, “Who should be elected to control the tax payments–which is to say suck the teats –of 300 million people?” we should be considering DECENTRALIZATION. The Republicans have been lying for years about doing this: “smaller federal government” while massively increasing federal spending. George Bush “won” two terms, perhaps through fraud. Some people wanted him. Those who didn’t, who constituted not a fringe group, but more than half the electorate, shouldn’t have had to suffer Dick Cheney’s rulership. Cheney, not Bush, was the real, power-controlling “president”.

    Some people might contend, “It wouldn’t be good for Kansas, Minnesota, New York, and California to do their own thing”. Really? These people don’t have any CONVINCING REASONS to cogently prove this thesis. Why shouldn’t humans “do their own thing”? If they don’t like the “climate” in one state, they can move elsewhere. People have been “voting with their feet” for thousands of years.