Some late-night political barbs

“President Bush actually said today he will not be rushed into a decision about Iraq. I guess one time is enough for him.” –Jay Leno
“Dennis Kucinich (in photo) has announced that he’s running for president in 2008. In a related story, somewhere a tree fell in a forest.” — David Letterman
Posted by Randy Scholfield

11 Comments

  1. WSClark
    Posted December 24, 2006 at 8:38 am | Permalink

    “This president is a victim of his own success. There’s not been another attack in the United States.”

    Donald Rumsfeld – Practicing for his new job on Comedy Central

  2. WSClark
    Posted December 24, 2006 at 8:48 am | Permalink

    “The president won’t release his Iraq strategy until after the holidays. Presumably to give the soufflé of his genius time to rise.”

    Jon Stewart – Currently occupying the chair that Rumsfeld covets.

  3. WSClark
    Posted December 24, 2006 at 9:20 am | Permalink

    On account of being a democracy and run by the people, we are the only nation in the world that has to keep a government four years, no matter what it does.Will Rogers

  4. Jim G.
    Posted December 24, 2006 at 5:07 pm | Permalink

    Does anyone agree that G.H.W. Bush (41)is solely responsible for the dumbing down of America? In 88′ he brought us Dan Quayle VP (potatoe), and he is resposible for GWB.Grandpa Bush has got to be one gullable SOB. He brought us one guy who added and (e) to potato; and another guy who”…won’t get fooled again.”

  5. Jim G.
    Posted December 24, 2006 at 5:08 pm | Permalink

    Rewind to 2003 – was Michael Moore such a bad guy afterall? I mean, he did point out what a god-damn fucking idiot GWB is? Who can disagree with that?

  6. Joe Williams
    Posted December 24, 2006 at 5:10 pm | Permalink

    I disagree with that, because you are much more of an idiot that President Bush is.

  7. WSClark
    Posted December 24, 2006 at 5:28 pm | Permalink

    Snappy comeback, Joe, but a little tooooooo Jr. High.

    Try the high road next time.

  8. Jim G.
    Posted December 24, 2006 at 5:32 pm | Permalink

    You boys are making me laugh. Your showing respect for GWB tells me that you both have been hustled by cheats and theifs all your life. Bushy is nothing more than a liar and cheat, oh yeah, a coke head, alcoholic, wanna-be, and his soul will drip of the blood of all the young men he killed to fight his personal war. But, he won’t admit any of it…but there will be a warm place in hell for him, Saddam, and sounds like, both of you.

  9. Ben Huie
    Posted December 24, 2006 at 5:34 pm | Permalink

    Joe Williams! Moore’s movie that you rightie wackos hate so much was TRUE! The only problem with it was that the actor he used to portray Bush was just too lame. I mean, nobody could look THAT clueless! Could they?

  10. RD
    Posted December 24, 2006 at 8:48 pm | Permalink

    The problem with F-911 was that it didn’t delve deep enough into anything. There was and still is plenty of information on the ‘net concerning the Bush/Saudi connection, GW’s stint in the TXANG, the number of congress people who have served, children of theirs who have or are serving, how the Patriot Act was presented to congress and pushed through with more rhetoric and b.s. than most have ever witnessed. This list is endless.

    What F-911 did for some was to make them aware of things and give them a reason to do a little research.

    Still waiting for someone to prove anything in F-911 as a lie…

  11. Patrick Michaels
    Posted December 25, 2006 at 5:28 am | Permalink

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