It’s the 2006 Weepers!

Check out our annual Weeper awards. They are designed to recognize extraordinary achievement in the area of public fiascoes, flops and foolishness. Here are a couple of the winners:
The “Great Moments in Kansas Oratory” Award — To former Kansas House speaker Doug Mays (in photo), who said that Wichita attorney Alan Rupe, who was representing schools in the state funding lawsuit, could “shove it up his a—.”
OK, so it wasn’t the Lincoln-Douglas debates. But Dick Cheney would approve.
The “Dr. Kinsey Sexual Pioneer” Award — To Kansas Attorney General Phill Kline, who explained to a rapt but puzzled Wichita courtroom that he thought a boy performing oral sex on a girl is probably a sex crime worth reporting, but not a girl performing oral sex on a boy.
Teenage boys everywhere celebrated Kline’s testimony with high-fives! Right on, dude!
Posted by Randy Scholfield

4 Comments

  1. Brenda Shull
    Posted December 30, 2006 at 12:56 pm | Permalink

    So Phil will be able to keep getting his blow jobs but he won’t go down? Shame on you Phil!!

  2. dingojoe
    Posted December 30, 2006 at 3:15 pm | Permalink

    Seems like the best thing for Phill to do, instead of going to a county that hates him like Johnson, is to relocate to the biggest county that actually voted for him, and that would be Montgomery County.Now, there may not be much for Phil to do on the abortion front in Montgomery, but he could still protect America’s future by getting himself a pair of binoculars and staking out the local lover’s lane on Fri and Sat nights.

  3. Anonymous
    Posted December 31, 2006 at 12:16 am | Permalink

    Why look, isn’t this amazing, an Eagle columnist bad-mouthing conservatives. How controversial, how pithy, how utterly predictable and boring.

  4. sotheysaid
    Posted December 31, 2006 at 12:33 am | Permalink

    Get over it. Phill is going to make more money now than he did as Attorney General!

    The Governor got her friend Morrison elected Attorney General and now she thinks he should make more money! He knew the salary when he took the job now he can just live with it.

    She is off to her normal little tricks of spending more money than we have and growing government at the same time.

    THE TAXPAYERS CAN’T TAKE ANY MORE OF YOUR SPENDING GOV!!!!