The following satirical headlines come from borowitzreport.com:
BRAWL ERUPTS AT REINDEER GAMES; Rudolph Suspended for Season
LOU DOBBS WARNS SANTA NOT TO CROSS U.S. BORDER; Anchor Attacks Foreign-made Items in Claus’ Sack
BUSH CALLS IRAQ MAIN FRONT IN WAR ON GAY MARRIAGE; Accuses Iran, Syria of Sending Wedding Planners Over Border
KERRY REVEALS THAT 2004 CAMPAIGN WAS BOTCHED JOKE; Will Skip ’08 to Focus on Comedy Career
PRESIDENT OF IRAN DENIES THAT HOLOCAUST DENIAL CONFERENCE EVER HAPPENED; Holds New Conference of Holocaust Denial Deniers
BUSH REFUSES TO SET TIMETABLE FOR READING STUDY GROUP REPORT; Finishing Report Would Send ‘Wrong Message’ to Enemies, President Says
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