Dubious, bogus and utterly phony headlines

‘SWIFT BOAT’ GROUP SAYS KLINE AD GOES TOO FAR; GOP Attack Group Says Even It Has Standards
MAYOR MAYANS OPENS FOOD-FIGHT THEME RESTAURANT DOWNTOWN; Invites City Council Members to Opening — City Manager Kolb Unveils Plan for Rival Eatery: George’s Place
WATERWALK LANDS HAZ-MAT BUSINESS TO TREAT POLLUTED DIRT AT SITE; Firm ‘Thrilled’ to Be Part of Development
COWTOWN HIRES GUNFIGHT RE-ENACTOR AS NEW DIRECTOR; Man Falls Over and Plays Dead During First Board Meeting
Posted by Randy Scholfield

12 Comments

  1. JM
    Posted October 29, 2006 at 6:56 am | Permalink

    ARENA THEATER AND RESTAURANT -”Park at your own risk”

    HISTORIC COWTOWN – “Coming Attractions – Historic Ghost Town opening this site soon”

    WICHITA EAGLE INVESTS IN LANDFILL – “Publisher says it has plenty to add to Project”

    WATERWALK PROJECT HALTED -”Floods of Federal Restrictions drown zones”

  2. Paul
    Posted October 29, 2006 at 8:31 am | Permalink

    Arena cost increased by $5 Million. County planners forgot about Americans with Disabilities Act.

  3. ProudMan
    Posted October 29, 2006 at 4:28 pm | Permalink

    “CAPNAMERICA OUTED AS GALAHAD” Blogger promises to come up with another identity.

  4. CapnAmerica
    Posted October 29, 2006 at 7:05 pm | Permalink

    CAPNAMERICA ASKS BLOGGERS FASCINATED BY HIS NICS TO “GET A LIFE”

  5. ProudMan
    Posted October 29, 2006 at 7:48 pm | Permalink

    POT CALLS KETTLE BLACK AS BLOGGERS TELL EACH OTHER TO GET A LIFE

  6. Roo Haa
    Posted October 30, 2006 at 7:09 am | Permalink

    BLOGGERS HAVE NO LIFE!Studies show hours spent reading and writing, plus researching sources, have eaten too much into quality time with the real world.

  7. dj
    Posted October 30, 2006 at 10:52 am | Permalink

    COWTOWN TRANSFORMED INTO LITTLE TIJUANA; Focus Shifts From Living History To Living Future

  8. gster
    Posted October 30, 2006 at 12:17 pm | Permalink

    LOCAL BLOG SITE HAUNTED!!!

    WE BLOG SITE UNDER INFLUENCE OF EVIL VAPORS!!

    Several bloggers have reported “funny business” while attempting to use site. Reported rumors of AG Kline’s possible invovement. Blogs seem to mysteriously change placement on site.

    “When blogger Ian almost made sense, we knew something was amiss!”, an WE source noted,

  9. CapnAmerica
    Posted October 30, 2006 at 1:51 pm | Permalink

    DJ WAKES UP WITH BROWN SKINForced to live as Hispanic the rest of his life . . .

  10. Liberal are Homosexual?
    Posted October 30, 2006 at 4:00 pm | Permalink

    DJ COMMITS SUICIDE; Rather Die Than Be Gang Banger & Drive Old Camaro And Listen To Mariachi Music

  11. gster
    Posted November 7, 2006 at 3:33 pm | Permalink

    MAJOR UPSET IN MID-YEAR ELECTIONS!!!

    RESULTS SHOW THERE ARE NOW 912 NEW MEMBERS OF CONGRESS!!

    DOUBTS ARISE ABOUT E-VOTING MACHINES.

    “Where are we going to seat all these people?” asked the 3 new House speakers.

    KANSAS NOW HAS 13 SENATORS AND 26 REPRESENTATIVES!!

    KARL ROVE HEARD SAYING “OOPS” TO AN AIDE??

  12. gster
    Posted November 7, 2006 at 3:40 pm | Permalink

    TODD TIAHART WINS BIG IN MIDTERM ELECTIONS!!!

    VOTED TO REPRESENT KANSAS, OHIO, OKLAHOMA, NEW JERSEY AND PUERTO RICO!!

    “I didn’t know I was so popular!!”, the winner stated. “Is this the new math?? It’s similar to how we balance the budget”.