Dubious, bogus and utterly phony headlines

The following satirical headlines come from borowitzreport.com:
RECENT HEAT WAVE TURNED AL GORE INTO A REAL PAIN IN THE ASS, FRIENDS SAY; Former Veep Became Insufferable ‘I-Told-You-So’
BUSH URGES BIN LADEN TO TAKE AUGUST OFF; Warns Terror Leader of Burnout
ATHLETE TESTS NEGATIVE FOR STEROIDS; Congress Demands Full Investigation
BUSH AWARDS GIBSON PRESIDENTIAL MEDAL OF FREEDOM; President: ‘Thanks for Taking the Heat Off Me’
Posted by Phillip Brownlee

6 Comments

  1. Mr X
    Posted August 11, 2006 at 8:34 am | Permalink

    Phill Kline goes to court to actually try a case.

  2. Ben Huie
    Posted August 11, 2006 at 9:08 am | Permalink

    Dobson of Focus on Family says Gibson OK. “After all, he is a good Christian and didn’t attack me.”

    OOPS! This one is real!

  3. gster
    Posted August 11, 2006 at 11:09 am | Permalink

    ATTORNEY GENERAL ARRESTS LOCAL LANDMARK!!!!!!

    PHIL KLINE BUSTS KEEPER OF THE PLAINS FOR LOITERING AND VAGRANCY!!!!

    “This guy has been hanging around the river for years, and I’m here to see this crime wave stopped.If convicted we’ll have to put him on probation because he’s too tall for our jails!!”

  4. Ian Santiago
    Posted August 11, 2006 at 11:09 am | Permalink

    NEWSFLASH: Michelle Malkin is really CrusaderWill, in drag!

    V.L.R.B!!!

  5. RedRad
    Posted August 11, 2006 at 1:04 pm | Permalink

    BUSH’S APPROVAL RATINGS AS LOW AS NIXON’S

    . . . oh, wait, that’s true . . .

  6. Will
    Posted August 13, 2006 at 4:25 am | Permalink

    Very funny you less than cool disciple of Desi Arnes.