The following satirical headlines come from borowitzreport.com:
BIN LADEN OFFERS MEL GIBSON ANGER MANAGEMENT LESSONS; Calls Actor’s Drunken Rant ‘A Cry for Help’
STARBUCKS TO OCCUPY LEBANON; Only International Force Willing to Go, Says Condi
AXIS OF EVIL FLOODED WITH MEMBERSHIP APPLICATIONS; Kim Jong-Il ‘Very Picky’ About Filling Open Third Slot
Posted by Phillip Brownlee
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