Dubious, bogus and utterly phony headlines

The following satirical headlines come from the Web site borowitzreport.com:
BUSH OPPOSES MARRIAGE BETWEEN A MAN AND A FLAG; Constitutional Amendment Could Become Hot-Button Issue for November
U.S. THREATENS TO LAUNCH ANN COULTER TOWARDS NORTH KOREA; Rabid Pundit Could Destroy Entire Korean Peninsula, U.N. Warns
CHENEY STARS IN PRO-GLOBAL WARMING FILM; ‘A Really Convenient Truth’ Set for Nationwide Release
KERRY SETS FIRM TIMETABLE FOR MAKING UP HIS MIND ABOUT WAR; Will Decide About Iraq ‘Once and for All’ by Year’s End
Posted by Phillip Brownlee

5 Comments

  1. Joe Blow
    Posted July 2, 2006 at 2:28 am | Permalink

    Kline Wins Supreme Court Case

  2. Joe Blow
    Posted July 2, 2006 at 2:29 am | Permalink

    Kline Wins Supreme Court Case

  3. J M Walker
    Posted July 2, 2006 at 7:39 am | Permalink

    BUSH, CHENEY DECIDE TO COME OUT OF THE CLOSET. KANSASFRMGRRL TO PERFORM WEDDING CEREMONY.Wedding cake to be made out of potato salad. WE bloggers to throw purple chickens.

  4. J M Walker
    Posted July 2, 2006 at 7:40 am | Permalink

    KLINE WINS TWO SUPREME COURT CASES!

  5. gster
    Posted July 2, 2006 at 1:03 pm | Permalink

    KLINE CALLS FOR GRAND JURY!!

    I want to know what’s going on in that closet everyone’s talking about. I can’t even find the door!