A spoof birthday card to President Bush — signed by various members of his family and administration — was featured on Slate on Thursday. Here are some of the funnier birthday wishes that were on the card:
We’re vigorously investigating whoever leaked your birthday. — Dick
Have a great birthday. Hope to one day meet you in person. (LOL) — Jack Abramoff
It’s a slam dunk you’ll make it to 70. Call me sometime. — George Tenet
I don’t want to “torture” you about turning 60. America doesn’t do that. — Don Rumsfeld
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22 Comments
“Bush hits big 6-0″
Leave the 6, the 0 is unnecessary!
“You have huge ears.”
Your B.F.F.,CrusaderX
Not many people are alive when their age and IQ intersect!Enjoy this Special Day, Son!!
(PS- Why the hell didn’t you stay out of Iraq like I told you to?)
Dad
No way Mr. President!!Not even on your birthday!!I have high standards to maintain!!
Monica L.
Dear gster,I wouldn’t do you for the price of the national debt.
bin wishin’ ya happy birthday and
Nyah Nyah nyah nyah nyah !
Osama bin Laden
HAPPY BIRTHDAY MR. PRESIDENT!!
BTW: Shep is retiring, and we could use the help. Are you interested?
Larry & Moe
Mr. President:We’ve seen your Press Conferences- you can have Top Billing!No rehersals necessary – think about it!
Larry & Moe(Revised)
Happy birthday sir! If I were there I should give you a big wet kiss, bring you some scones, and currle up at your feet!
cheerio!
Tony Blair
Happy bday honey!
I LUV you:) !!!!!!!!!!!!!!
XOXOXOXOXOXOXOXOXOXOXOXO
Condi
Thanks GW, you have been the best leader that israel and mexico ever had!
Your Bestest Buddies,
Ariel Sharon and Vicente Fox
George,
KISS MY ASS:)
Damoon
On Oct. 29, 2004, just four days before the U.S. presidential election, al-Qaeda leader Osama bin-Laden released a videotape denouncing George W. Bush. Some Bush supporters quickly spun the diatribe as “Osama’s endorsement of John Kerry.” But behind the walls of the CIA, analysts had concluded the opposite: that bin-Laden was trying to help Bush gain a second term.
This stunning CIA disclosure is tucked away in a brief passage near the end of Ron Suskind’s The One Percent Doctrine, which draws heavily from CIA insiders. Suskind wrote that the CIA analysts based their troubling assessment on classified information, but the analysts still puzzled over exactly why bin-Laden wanted Bush to stay in office.
According to Suskind’s book, CIA analysts had spent years “parsing each expressed word of the al-Qaeda leader and his deputy, [Ayman] Zawahiri. What they’d learned over nearly a decade is that bin-Laden speaks only for strategic reasons. …
“Their [the CIA's] assessments, at day’s end, are a distillate of the kind of secret, internal conversations that the American public [was] not sanctioned to hear: strategic analysis. Today’s conclusion: bin-Laden’s message was clearly designed to assist the President’s reelection.
“At the five o’clock meeting, [deputy CIA director] John McLaughlin opened the issue with the consensus view: ‘Bin-Laden certainly did a nice favor today for the President.’”
McLaughlin’s comment drew nods from CIA officers at the table. Jami Miscik, CIA deputy associate director for intelligence, suggested that the al-Qaeda founder may have come to Bush’s aid because bin-Laden felt threatened by the rise in Iraq of Jordanian terrorist Abu Musab al-Zarqawi; bin-Laden might have thought his leadership would be diminished if Bush lost the White House and their “eye-to-eye struggle” ended.
But the CIA analysts also felt that bin-Laden might have recognized how Bush’s policies – including the Guantanamo prison camp, the Abu Ghraib scandal and the endless bloodshed in Iraq – were serving al-Qaeda’s strategic goals for recruiting a new generation of jihadists
http://www.consortiumnews.com/2006/070306.html
George, if I were there, I’d let you kiss me again… just like you did before!
Joe Lieberman
Mr. President
Acnowledging your birthday. Hope ya get to eat lotsa yellowcake.
Joe Wilson
HAPPY BIRTHDAY HONEY!!
—- George- Will you take off that damm tutu- you’re starting to SCARE me!!!
Laura
Hapry birfday, George,I haf presen for you. It on the way. Vewy big. You like.You fren,Kim Il Sung
Good one, JM!!
To my husband, er, my president…
“Happy birthday… to you…. happy birthdaty… to you…. happy birthday… mr. president…. happy birthday… to you…..”
From Condi(not Marilyn)
Would tht be six catastrophes, O successes?
Happy Birthday Mr. President–
We understand you!!You’re one of us!!
Yossarian & Major Major
Mr. President:For your 60th Birthday, we are awarding you honorary citizenship in our country.
The Grand Dutchy of Fenwick