Dubious, bogus and utterly phony headlines

The following satirical headlines come from borowitzreport.com:
GORE COULD CAUSE GLOBAL BORING; Hillary Produces Cautionary Documentary About Former Veep
BIN LADEN FURIOUS AT ‘AMERICAN IDOL’ FOR TROUNCING HIM IN RATINGS; Orders Global Jihad Against Popular Songfest
HOFFA TAUNTS U.S. IN NEW VIDEO; Late Teamster Boss Twits FBI For Failing to Find Him
DEAN REASSURES DEMOCRATS: ‘WE WILL FIND A WAY TO SCREW THIS UP’; DNC Chief Determined to Uphold Losing Tradition
BUSH: KEEP GUANTANAMO OPEN, CLOSE U.N.; Calls Conditions at World Body ‘Intolerable’
BUSH PRESSES FED CHIEF FOR HIKE IN APPROVAL RATING; President Demands 1 Percent Increase In Heated Oval Office Meeting
Posted by Phillip Brownlee

4 Comments

  1. gster
    Posted May 30, 2006 at 1:30 pm | Permalink

    BUSH HAS A CLUE!!”Someone sent to me in an unsigned letter. Now all I have to do is figure out what it’s for”, he added.

  2. Darwin'sDisciple
    Posted May 31, 2006 at 1:37 pm | Permalink

    BUSH REVEALS CLUE:4 8 15 16 23 42

  3. gster
    Posted June 1, 2006 at 9:34 am | Permalink

    BUSH LOSES CLUE!!”I set it down and Barney buried it somewhere on the front lawn.”"What will I do?… I don’t have a clue!!”

  4. J R
    Posted June 1, 2006 at 10:39 am | Permalink

    BUSH FINDS CLUE!Intelligence provided by blue cartoon dog. President to spend time in “thinking chair”