COWTOWN BOARD MEETS IN BUNKER AT UNDISCLOSED LOCATION; Plan for Fixing Museum’s Budget Also Undisclosed
VICENTE FOX NABBED BY MINUTEMEN VIGILANTES DURING U.S. VISIT; Mexican Leader ‘Failed to Produce Green Card,’ Group Says
FIREWORKS, CANNONS INCORPORATED INTO ARENA DESIGN; Last-Ditch Attempt to Create ‘Wow’ Factor
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ZIONISTS CONSIDER TEN COMMANDANTS AS A “LIVING STONE”
CANNONS ON LEWIS STREET BRIDGE TO BE USED TO CONTROL SPEEDING ON KELLOGG
“We’ll just pick off a few as they fly by as a deterrent” says WPD spokesperson.
well Ben, it’d be one hell of a speeding deterent. Maybe we could modify the cannons to shoot paintballs so the traffic enforcement officers know which cars to pull over and don’t have the “it wasn’t me it was a car just like me” excuse.
WICHITA TO PASS LAW BANNING THE USE OF TURN SIGNALS!CURRENT LAW DEEMED UNFAIR TO CELL-PHONE USERS.” HOW CAN YOU YAK WHEN YOU HAVE TO PAY ATTENTION TO THESE LITTLE DETAILS” POSED ONE DRIVER.” IT’S ABOUT PRIORITIES!!”.
President sends bill to congress for $228 BILLION dollar security fence for border. Orders that doors every fifty feet not be closed till the last imigrant has arrived in America. Bush says: “We will have our fence and we will keep our imigrants too”!
BLOGGER NATHAN PRICE PROPOSES TO RHONDA HOLMAN: When I learned she really had grown some balls, I just couldn’t hold myself back anymore (the love struck marine sighed).
For 228 billion we could pay them not to come across, build factories for them to work.
NBC ANNOUNCES NEWS BUREAU TO RETURNS TO BEIRUT, LEBANON.For the first time in over thirty years NBC will have a news bureau in Beirut.President Bush call NBC and suggested they hire Dick Cheney’s daughter. As he heard she was a Lebanese.