Dubious, bogus and utterly phony headlines

The following satirical headlines come from the Web site www.borowitzreport.com:
U.S. MOVES LOU DOBBS TO MEXICAN BORDER; Anchorman to Serve as Barrier to Illegal Immigrants
BUSH ORDERS NATIONAL GUARD TO PROTECT APPROVAL RATING; 10,000 Troops to Prevent Supporters From Leaving Country
NSA REPORTS INCREASED PHONE USAGE ON MOTHER’S DAY; Heightened Levels of Chatter Trouble Intelligence Officials
Posted by Phillip Brownlee