Comments on: Dubious, bogus and utterly phony headlines

By: flike

flike — Sat, 13 May 2006 01:02:01 +0000

Pretty funny, Brian. Jack off a horse indeed, if it’d help him kill off the Democrat party.

By: Ed Friedemann

Ed Friedemann — Fri, 12 May 2006 22:59:33 +0000

ZIONIST-JEWS FEAR THEY ARE RUNNING OUT OF SYMPATHY

JEWS GO ON HUNGER-STRIKE…GIVE FOOD TO PALESTINIANS

By: Ed Friedemann

Ed Friedemann — Fri, 12 May 2006 22:50:52 +0000

GOP AFRAID TO STAGE “TERRORIST” ATTACK…………… FEAR PEOPLE WILL RETALIATE.

By: gster

gster — Fri, 12 May 2006 21:32:25 +0000

BIG SHAKEUP AT ETHICS COMMITTEE!CHAIRMAN TO CHAIR 2: ” I DON’T HAVE THE ETHICS, I GAVE THEM TO YOU!”CHAIR 2: ” I DON’T HAVE THEM , I THOUGHT I GAVE THEM BACK TO YOU.”CHAIRMAN: “CHAIR 3, WHERE THE HELL ARE THOSE ETHICS? PEOPLE ARE BEGINNING TO WONDER.”CHAIR 3: ” SAY WHAT?” ( TO HIS AID: WHAT’S AN ETHIC?)CHAIRMAN: ” WE’LL VOTE ON THAT AFTER THE NEXT RECESS.:

By: Brian

Brian — Fri, 12 May 2006 21:21:00 +0000

CONGRESSIONAL INVESTIGATION OF ABRAMOFF CONTINUES. COMMITTEE PROBES ETHICAL STANDARDS OF ACCUSED WITH HYPOTHETICAL SCENARIOS.

“Mr. DeLay, if Jack helped you off a horse, would you feel obliged to help Jack off a horse?”

By: LeftHook

LeftHook — Fri, 12 May 2006 17:05:20 +0000

PRETTY FISHY–Bush Claims He Caught a 7 Pound Perch–World Record is only 4 Pounds

Pres Spokesman says, “he lies just to keep in practice”

By: gster

gster — Fri, 12 May 2006 16:34:03 +0000

KLEIN COPS A PLEA– GOES FOR DIVERSION PROGRAM!!” I’M NOT A BAD EGG, JUST POTATO-INTOLERANT. I KEEP SEEING VISIONS OF A SHELTER-LIKE STRUCTURE AND PEOPLE YELLING AT ME TO “GO FOR IT”. WHAT DOES IT ALL MEAN??

By: Julie

Julie — Fri, 12 May 2006 16:24:39 +0000

At least it wasn’t the brownies that made him loopy!:)

By: gster

gster — Fri, 12 May 2006 16:17:36 +0000

PHIL KELEIN ARRESTED FOR SKINNY-DIPING IN THE ARKANSAS RIVER. ”

ALL I REMEMBER IS SOMETHING ABOUT TASTING POTATO SALAD, AND THEN EVERYTHING WENT BLANK. I DON’T EVEN KNOW HOW TO SWIM!! THIS HAS TO BO SOME KIND OF A SETUP”

By: gster

gster — Fri, 12 May 2006 15:59:06 +0000

PHIL KLEIN RAIDS WEB PARTY AT LOCAL PARK!! ” I NEED TO INVESTIGATE”, PHEARLESS PHIL STATES. ” THAT POTATO SALAD MIGHT BE SPIKED WITH GOD KNOWS WHAT!!. THIS IS FOR THE GOOD OF EVERYONE IN THE STATE OF KANSAS.”