The following satirical headlines come from the Web site borowitzreport.com:
BRITNEY SPEARS REPRODUCING AT UNSUSTAINABLE RATE, SCIENTISTS FEAR; Husband’s Troubling Fertility Tops Agenda of Oslo Conference
GORE OFFERS HIMSELF AS ALTERNATIVE TO HILLARY, AMBIEN; Former Veep Offers Voters Quality Sleep With No Side Effects
BIDEN ADMITS COPYING STUMP SPEECH FROM YOUNG ADULT NOVEL; Calls 40 Similar Passages ‘An Honest Mistake’
ZARQAWI VOWS WAR OF BLOOPERS; Urges Followers to Join ‘Jihad of Outtakes’ Against West
WHITE HOUSE SAYS IT IS PREPARED TO BLAME OTHERS FOR BIRD FLU OUTBREAK; Hopes to ‘Hit the Ground Running’ in Blame Game
Posted by Phillip Brownlee
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