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ARENA OPTION D TO FEATURE BLUE ROOF; Effort to Add ‘Pizzazz’ Met With Public Skepticism
KANSAS LEGISLATURE APPROVES BUILDING WALL AROUND PHELPS COMPOUND; Easier Way to Keep Them From Protesting
Posted by Randy Scholfield

16 Comments

  1. CrusaderX
    Posted May 5, 2006 at 12:43 am | Permalink

    GENETICALLY ALTERED 500ft. TALL PET IGUANA TERRORIZES TOKYO AND LOS ANGELES.

    NEXT ON OPRAH

  2. You'll be sooory!
    Posted May 5, 2006 at 12:43 am | Permalink

    Why not just give them something to really protest about and have the Topeka city council use that eminate domain they are so proud of, and ear mark the place for something useful like a mental health facility? They will be so busy suing and litigating the whole lot will think they’ve been sent straight to heaven.Besides, since the KDOC likes them so much and loves to rent out state property to private operations, maybe they could put them up in one of them. The walls are already paid for.

  3. Posted May 5, 2006 at 8:37 am | Permalink

    RUSH LIMBAUGH NAMED NEW “DRUG CZAR”

    President feels he has the experience for the job . . .

  4. Posted May 5, 2006 at 8:42 am | Permalink

    ELECTRONIC VOTING MACHINE COUNTS 5000 VOTES FOR BUSH IN PRECINCT WITH ONLY 389 VOTERS

    Oops . . . that one’s true. Sorry.

  5. gster
    Posted May 5, 2006 at 8:48 am | Permalink

    BUSH TAKES A POPULARITY HIT AT HOME!!! BARNEY LIFTS RIGHT LEG AND WHIZZES ON KING GEORGE’S BOOT!!( MEDICAL NOTE: W–DON’T PUT THIS ONE BACK INTO YOUR MOUTH)

  6. Joe Blow
    Posted May 5, 2006 at 10:01 am | Permalink

    Dems Quit Whining About Losing Elections

  7. J M Walker
    Posted May 5, 2006 at 10:05 am | Permalink

    BUSH’S BOOT TESTS POSITIVE FOR ILLEGAL SUBSTANCE.

  8. gster
    Posted May 5, 2006 at 10:09 am | Permalink

    BARNEY COPPING A PLEA– GOING TO ROLL-OVER ON OWNER!! CLAIMS ” I’VE BEEN DUPED”.

  9. gster
    Posted May 5, 2006 at 10:11 am | Permalink

    MAKE THAT ” I’VE BEEN DUB-YAH’D”.

  10. writerdog
    Posted May 5, 2006 at 10:27 am | Permalink

    FOX NEWS AND THE PLAYBOY CHANNEL ANNOUNCE A JOINT VENTURE.taking two of America favorite pastimes and combining them, “PARTISANSHIP IN THE NUDE”Tonight’s line up:7:00 P.M. Pro and Con, a spirited debate between the senior Senator from Massachusetts Ted Kennedy.And the former Speaker of the house, Newt GambrigTed: “ I am tired of you conservative trying to get more on the backs of the needy”.

    Newt: “Senator would you mind facing the podium, your winky is breaking my thought process!”.

    8:00 P.M. The politics of oil wrestling, Jane Fonda and Ann Colter squire off in a pool of cooking oil.Jane: “QUIT PULLING MY HAIR YOU REPUBLICAN BITKH!!!”

    Ann: “All is fair in Politics and oil wrestling!”

    8:30 P.M. Point-counter Point, Dick Cheney and Harry Miers stand facing each other and compare to see who has the bigger set!

  11. Rage
    Posted May 5, 2006 at 10:40 am | Permalink

    AP-IPSOS ADDED TO LIST OF TERRORIST ORGANIZATIONS

  12. RAGE
    Posted May 5, 2006 at 10:42 am | Permalink

    JOE BLOW COMES UP WITH SOMETHING FUNNY AND ORIGINAL

  13. gster
    Posted May 5, 2006 at 12:11 pm | Permalink

    BUSH FESSES UP!! ” SHORE, I’M A MOUTH-BREATHER, EVEN I ARE BOUND TO BE GOOD AT SOMETHING, EVEN THOUGH MY MAMMA MADE ME SPEND THE FIRST 23 YEARS OF MY LIFE SLEEPING IN THE BATH TUB ‘TILL I GOT THAT DROOLING THING UNDER CONTROL. EVEN NOW, LAURA SAYS MY SNORING SOUNDS LIKE I’M WEARING SCUBA GEAR.SHE SNAPPED I COULD WIN THE “AWA” AWARD, BUT I DON’T KNOW WHAT THAT IS.” (ASSHOLE WITH ARMS)

  14. raptor
    Posted May 5, 2006 at 1:43 pm | Permalink

    CONNIE MORRIS CONVERTS TO FSM..

    Admits to never really getting off the drugs.

  15. J R
    Posted May 5, 2006 at 2:03 pm | Permalink

    Barney/bush “INCIDENT ESCALATES!

    President announces “war on terrier”

  16. gster
    Posted May 5, 2006 at 2:51 pm | Permalink

    ” Barney is on the tail, err, uh, uh.. trail. Soonerly or laterly he will figure it out. As I always say: You can take the Barney out of the dog, but you can’t take the dog out of Barney.”, The Prez offered.