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BUSH ADMITS ENGLISH IS HIS SECOND LANGUAGE!!! “I DON’T REMEMBERNATE (HIS TERM) WHAT THE FIRST IS”
I thought that was funny yesterday, a big deal being made of a Kansas S.C. justice meeting with people involved in his case. And, yet nothing is said about the SCOTUS judge who says not being driven off the case because he’s socializing with Cheney is one of his proudest accomplishments.
TANTRUM THROWER DECLARES “HE’S THE DECIDER”
AP–WASHINGTON
President Bush, dressed in his little Lord Faulteroy outfit of baggy short-pants and giant bow-tie, was soundly scolded and sent to bed early, sources close to the White House say.
When choosing up sides for kickball, the President told reporters, “I’m the decider and I decide what’s best!” He later put both fingers in his ears and said, “I can’t hear you, I can’t hear you” over and over when journalists asked about Defense Secretary Donald Rumsfeld.
This was quickly followed by “I am NOT TIRED! I am NOT TIRED!” as tears of frustration streamed down his little face. As staffers tried to hustle him out of the Rose Garden, the Little Prince let his legs turn to rubber and screamed “don’t want to, don’t want to, don’t want to.”
In response to the White House Chief of Staff’s whispered comments, a red-faced Bush fairly howled, “you’re not my mommy and you don’t get to tell me what to do! I’m the decider!”
Staffers later confided that the President had soiled his diaper and was over-excited by all the activity.
GREEN MONKEY FALLS FROM COCONUT TREE; NO COLLATERAL DAMAGE REPORTED.
RETIRED EXXON CEO TO HEAD PRESIDENTIAL COMMITTEE INTO OIL PRICE GOUGING!
JUST RELEASED: GOP GAY PORN VIDEO STARRING JEFF GANNON & ABRAHAM JACKOFF
See this exclusive review by Ken Mehlman
DD, dont forget the comments by the anonymous reviewer formerly known as snotty mcclellan. He was supposedly jeff’s contact in the white house. You know, when jeff signed in but never sighned out… until the next morning!
That’s great KFG, I did not know that one. I like it when Repubs unwittingly reveal their human side, don’t you.
We need to field test some titles for the GOP Gay Porn video. My humble suggestions:
“LINCOLN LOGS?! MY ASS! (more like toothpicks, if you ask me)”
“PACHYDERM PECCADILLOS AMONG THE PECKERWOODS” (with special guest star, Zell Miller)
I have to get back to work, this is too much fun.
How about bj’s for the blow hards?
Hot air meets hot studs?
Live nude politicos?
Switch hitters hit the swing states?
How about scotty does dallas?
Oh wait.. that one’s true…..
How about “behind the red state door?
Not that I would know about such movies.
KFG,Those are great!
Oh yeah DD. Once again, my mother would be so proud of that education she paid for!
Heheh. and I did kiss her with that mouth…..
RIDIN’ THE TEXAS TRAIL WITH THE BROWN DIRT COWBOS.
YUMMY, YUMMY, YUMMY, I’VE GOT LOVE IN MY TUMMY.
SWITCH HITTIN’ WITH THE WASHINGTON RED-SKINNERS.
CAN . . . UUMPH . . . CAN . . . UUMPH . . . CAN YOU HEAR ME NOW?
hee hee walker. Good ones. Especially the tummy one.
WAS IT A TOY? NO, IT’S “BULLET-BOY”{ If he reaches for his Barney Phif shirt pocket, look-out, that’s where he keep the bullet }.
Excellent contributions, all.Thank you.
I DECIDE your report
Bush appoints Tony Snow White House Press Secretary.
Snow tells press corps. “bush is a decider”
RUSH LIMBAUGH TAPPED TO HEAD WAR ON DRUGS
bush: “he knows where to find them”
BUSH REVEALS FAMILY SECRET!!! ” MY MAMMA SAID THE BEST THING ABOUT ME IS THAT I’M NOT TWINS. IT MAKES ME VERY PROUDIMUSLY”, HE ADDED.
IAN SATIAGO PROPOSES TO BUILD “HOLOCAU$T” MUSEUM IN DOWNTOWN WICHITA. PROJECT TO BE FUNDED BY TAX DOLLARS AND TO BE BUILT USING WETBACK LABOR.
I haven’t gotten much done , but it’s not important. Not much on my mind lately. Today was a total loss, but so it goes.
My mind is like a bunch of nothing. I’ve just been letting everything wash over me lately. Oh well. Such is life.
It is never okay to lie, sometimes okay to lie
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