The following satirical headlines come from the Web site borowitzreport.com:
NEW BUSH PLAN ALLOWS IMMIGRANTS TO WORK AS SCAPEGOATS; Illegal Aliens to Be ‘Guest Scapegoats’ for Duration of 2006 Campaign
OSAMA MOVES TO ‘THE VIEW’; TV’s Game of Musical Chairs Continues
CHENEY AUTHORIZED BUSH TO AUTHORIZE CHENEY TO AUTHORIZE LEAK; Leak Plot Thickens as New Documents Emerge
BUSH CALLS PARALYSIS OF IRAQI GOVERNMENT A SIGN OF DEMOCRACY; President Hails Partisan Wrangling, Inaction
CHENEY HAS NO FRIENDS AT MYSPACE.COM; Latest Trouble Sign for Embattled Veep
RUSSIA CAUGHT SMUGGLING BIRTHDAY CAKE TO SADDAM; Hacksaw, Nail File Found in Smuggled Dessert
CONDI SAYS NUMBER OF U.S. MISTAKES CLOSER TO A BILLION; Forgot All the Mistakes Rumsfeld Made, Rice Says
FEMA: U.S. PREPARED FOR HURRICANE, BIRD FLU AS LONG AS HURRICANE WIPES OUT BIRDS; Disasters Are Our Friend, FEMA Chief Tells Congress
Posted by Phillip Brownlee
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THE LAST PERSON WHO SUPPORTS BUSH BEGINS TO WAVIER
Ed Learns How to Spell A Word Other Than Zionist
Joe asks gas station attendant why his gasoline costs 3 dollars a gallon. Finds out that neither knows.
Attendant explains to Joe that this gasoline is much better than the 1 dollar gasoline. Joe leaves happy. Attendant puts note from Bush back into drawer.
Make you mad, Joe? Good :-)