Dubious, bogus and utterly phony headlines

CITY COUNCIL APPROVES ‘LITTLE BOY PEEING’ STATUE FOR ROCK-KELLOGG OVERPASS; ‘We Can All Agree — This Is Art,’ Says Sue Schlapp
POLICE TASER WINSTON BROOKS FOR REQUESTING REVIEW OF STUN-GUN POLICY; School Leader ‘Spoke Out of Turn,’ Claims Officer
ILLEGAL IMMIGRANTS ASKED TO HELP BUILD 700-MILE BORDER WALL; No Americans Apply for the Jobs
Posted by Randy Scholfield

7 Comments

  1. J M Walker
    Posted April 2, 2006 at 12:55 am | Permalink

    ILLEGAL IMMIGRANTS FINISH 700 MILE WALL IN RECORD TIME AND UNDER BUDGET. BUILD WALL AROUND KBOE WITH LEFTOVER FUNDS.

    KBOE VOWS TO “DIG OUR WAY OUT COME HECK OR HIGH WATER.”

    In a related story, gang-style graffitti found on KBOE wall.

  2. J R
    Posted April 2, 2006 at 1:19 am | Permalink

    MEXICAN PRESIDENT VINCENTE FOX APPOINTED DIRECTOR OF U.S. DEPT.OF IMMIGRATION AND NATURALIZATION!!!

    “Their is no conlict of interest here. I have the greatest of interests” says Fox.

  3. writerdog
    Posted April 2, 2006 at 8:54 am | Permalink

    100% OF THOSE THAT THINK BUSH IS THE BEST PRESIDENT EVER POLLED.But only 74% thought guest worker program was a good idea. A spokesman for the President said the fallout is sad…”We thought they liked him” Then said there was a plan to up their dosage.

  4. Hammertime
    Posted April 2, 2006 at 9:29 am | Permalink

    “Fed up with pesky laws, illegal immigrants leave the US in droves!”

  5. A guy from up north
    Posted April 3, 2006 at 4:30 pm | Permalink

    Mexico’s invasion leads to take-over uf the USA. Now called Mexusa.

  6. hehehe
    Posted April 3, 2006 at 4:39 pm | Permalink

    US OFFERS TO RETURN TEXAS TO MEXICO – IF THEY TAKE BUSH WITH IT. MEXICO REFUSES THE OFFER!

  7. CrusaderX
    Posted April 5, 2006 at 9:04 pm | Permalink

    LEFTIST LIBERAL MEXICANS RALLY FOR AMERICAN SOUTHWEST TO BE RETURNED TO MEXICO.

    wait that’s true…