Clinton is a real hipster

I don’t get the hand-on-hip pose of President Clinton’s presidential portrait. Rather than seeming casual — as Clinton said he wanted — it looks forced and awkward, particularly how his hip extends. Am I missing something? (And, please, keep your comments clean.)
Posted by Phillip Brownlee

33 Comments

  1. Lou H.
    Posted April 27, 2006 at 12:25 am | Permalink

    Phillip:”it looks forced and awkward, particularly how his hip extends. Am I missing something?”

    Son, you were always missing something. Bill is one of us. Do I need to explain more?

    Cheers,Lou

  2. Ed Friedemann
    Posted April 27, 2006 at 2:52 am | Permalink

    Lou

    Phillip has raised a good point. The picture doesn’t do the man justice.

    Though the banter between you and Phillip is refreshing, President Clinton might have been better served being talked out of that pose.

  3. kansassam
    Posted April 27, 2006 at 5:18 am | Permalink

    Looks like a David Caruso “power pose” from CSI:MIami!

  4. NoJoCo
    Posted April 27, 2006 at 5:38 am | Permalink

    The pose just looks like an awkward men’s clothing catalog pic.

  5. J M Walker
    Posted April 27, 2006 at 6:18 am | Permalink

    “(And, please, keep your comments clean.)”

    Okay . . . uh . . . arggghhh . . . shoot.

  6. CF
    Posted April 27, 2006 at 7:49 am | Permalink

    Clenis! Lookit! It’s my Clenis!

  7. Posted April 27, 2006 at 7:50 am | Permalink

    Looks like he is trying to suck his gut in also. ;)

  8. Damoon
    Posted April 27, 2006 at 7:56 am | Permalink

    He needs a new taylor and a better photographer. Doesn’t look like the years have been kind to him.

  9. Ben Huie
    Posted April 27, 2006 at 8:08 am | Permalink

    NoJoCo hit the nail on the head.

  10. Julie
    Posted April 27, 2006 at 8:10 am | Permalink

    Sam nailed it on the head. It looks just like Caruso’s signature “power pose” you know the one he does in EVERY episode and ends up looking like a cheesy menswear ad.um, yeah.It would have been better if it wasn’t a direct side shot.

  11. raptor
    Posted April 27, 2006 at 8:16 am | Permalink

    The unnatural posing of the 2 fingers on his hip looks like some kind of gang sign or something. And what is with holding a paper? Very weird.

    Then again…drop by the California state capitol sometime, and peruse the official portraits of the various governors hanging throughout the building. They all look like “official” portraits, until you get to ‘governor Moonbeam” (Jerry Brown). His looks like an imitation Picasso done by a 4th grader. Honest…

  12. CF
    Posted April 27, 2006 at 8:32 am | Permalink

    raptor,

    Hey, watch it! That’s the Mayor of Oakland you’re talking about!

    Three cheers for bad public art!

  13. raptor
    Posted April 27, 2006 at 8:33 am | Permalink

    cf…don’t take my word for it, check it out..Ok, now he is “Mayor Moonbeam”..

    http://www.governor.ca.gov/govsite/govsgallery/h/biography/governor_34.html

  14. Ben Huie
    Posted April 27, 2006 at 8:35 am | Permalink

    Good old Moonbeam … Bill Clinton said he never inhaled … Moonbeam never EXHALED!

  15. CF
    Posted April 27, 2006 at 9:19 am | Permalink

    raptor,

    Heeee-larious. I must say, compared to your description, which led me to expect something like ‘Guernica,’ the portrait struck me as, well, more Norman Rockwell. Still, nice reference.

  16. Brian
    Posted April 27, 2006 at 9:38 am | Permalink

    Hey, is that a pickle in his pocket?

    Since most men “hang left” it is common practice with expensive specially tailored suits to take the “angle of the dangle” into account.

    W onder what they do with Clinton, since he allegedly has that pronounced “bend” for shooting around corners.

  17. Allie
    Posted April 27, 2006 at 9:40 am | Permalink

    It looks like he wants to slouch but instead he has to stand up way to straight. I agree it looks like it is out of Men’s Warehouse fall menswear catalogue.

  18. ksfarmgrrl
    Posted April 27, 2006 at 9:43 am | Permalink

    Slow news day?

  19. Brian
    Posted April 27, 2006 at 9:50 am | Permalink

    Yes, KFG, must be a slow news day…Some idle speculation here for giggles

    In “Mississippi Burning” Gene Hackman notes that members of the KKK had their pictures taken with the 3 middle fingers of each hand visible from the beltine or from the pants pockets.

    I wonder if Clinton’s “V” is supposed to be suggestive of anything.

  20. Julie
    Posted April 27, 2006 at 10:12 am | Permalink

    Brian,He’s doing a subdued version of Nixon “V for Victory”.teeheehee

  21. Ben Huie
    Posted April 27, 2006 at 10:13 am | Permalink

    Maybe to hold a cigar?

  22. ksfarmgrrl
    Posted April 27, 2006 at 10:50 am | Permalink

    I think he had a cigar holder Ben… heheh.

  23. NoJoCo
    Posted April 27, 2006 at 10:54 am | Permalink

    He looks like Ted Kople (sp?) impersonating Clinton.

  24. Jed
    Posted April 27, 2006 at 11:03 am | Permalink

    As much as I hate to knock a fellow artist, the drawing and composition seem to be just a bit off in that portrait. Looks like the painter is used to doing formal portraits, and got asked to do something more casual in this pose, and doesn’t quite have the hang of it yet.

  25. gster
    Posted April 27, 2006 at 11:06 am | Permalink

    He looks like door-stop material to me.

  26. Julie
    Posted April 27, 2006 at 11:13 am | Permalink

    “Married WM seeking…”tee hee hee

    don’t think he’ll use it for personal ads. then again, rumor has it that he doesn’t need to advertise.

  27. Posted April 27, 2006 at 11:18 am | Permalink

    I was going to write that Bush’s official portrait should be any horse’s ass you can think of.

    But then I realized that this was unfair to horse’s asses–they don’t send troops into Iraq to be needlessly killed.

  28. Greg
    Posted April 27, 2006 at 11:22 am | Permalink

    It’s the latest style in photo portraiture. My 6-year old daughter came home with the same pose for her school photo. So did my 14 and 16-year old granddaughters. And my 4-year old graddaughter. All girls. Hmmmmmm.

    I think Patton had a similar pose, but he was showing off his pearl-handled pistol. Hmmmmmm. (That clean enough?)

  29. ksfarmgrrl
    Posted April 27, 2006 at 1:15 pm | Permalink

    Funny julie!

  30. Posted April 27, 2006 at 1:52 pm | Permalink

    Ivory handled pistol.

  31. Woodlady
    Posted April 27, 2006 at 9:10 pm | Permalink

    This photo shows total arrogance and the disrespect that Clinton had for the office that he held for way toooooo long.

  32. Posted April 27, 2006 at 9:16 pm | Permalink

    Thank goodness we got somebody in there who has restored the honor and dignity of the Oval Office, right, Woodlady?

    “I don’t know how anybody got the idea that Saddam Hussein was responsible for 9-11.” George W. Bush

    Percent of soldiers fighting in Iraq who believe that Saddam Hussein was responsible for 9-11 according to April Harper’s magazine– 85 percent.

  33. CrusaderX
    Posted April 29, 2006 at 11:42 am | Permalink

    It looks like he’s posting for GQ.