Dubious, bogus and utterly phony headlines

LEGISLATURE APPROVES BACKYARD COCKFIGHTS FOR WICHITA; Only Additional Gaming Allowed in State’s Largest City

WATERWALK DEVELOPERS MAKE BID FOR WICHITA EAGLE; Deal Could Take a Decade or More to Complete

CORKINS ENROLLS IN ALL-DAY KINDERGARTEN; Ed Chief Vows to Learn More About the System

BUSH DECLARES UNITED ARAB EMIRATES THE 51ST STATE; Last-Ditch Effort to Salvage Dubai Ports Deal
Posted by Randy Scholfield

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  1. ProudLib
    Posted March 14, 2006 at 11:52 am | Permalink

    Bush sues over “Butcher of Baghdad” label

    Newspaper says it referred only to Saddam Hussain . . .

  2. OneShot
    Posted March 14, 2006 at 12:33 pm | Permalink

    Lefties Admit Financial Policy is the Domain of the Financially Sucessful

    “Communism kills 100 Million, Good Start Proclaim Joyful Liberals”

    Teacher’s Union to Strike over Capitalism Class – (Life is not about money! Now give me a raise!)

  3. J R
    Posted March 14, 2006 at 10:34 pm | Permalink

    Golden RULE?

    “We have the gold we make the rules” new GOP plank.

    AUDITIONS?Conservatives seek new bogeyman.”We rode the red scare a good 50 years and it was getting stale. It’s time for a new menace” top conservative says.

    DEPARTMENT OF EDUCATION ABOLISHED!Parents to teach kids.

    “They just need to teach their kids what we tell them. Shut up and get back to work.” newly minted head of Department of capitalism says.

  4. Rom Lewis
    Posted March 15, 2006 at 8:35 am | Permalink

    President Bush to halt bird flu by bombing the Canary Islands