Dubious, bogus and utterly phony headlines

The following satirical headlines come from borowitzreport.com:
AVIAN FLU NOW MORE POPULAR THAN BUSH; Bird Pandemic Surges Ahead of President in Latest Poll
BIN LADEN TRIED TO WARN BUSH ABOUT KATRINA; In Newly Released Teleconference, Madman Expressed Concern About Levees
GOLDDIGGERS, GIGOLOS RALLY IN SUPPORT OF ANNA NICOLE; Thousands March on Washington to Show Support for Former Playmate
SADDAM SENTENCED TO BE PRESIDENT OF IRAQ; Angry Hussein Demands Retrial
U.S. OUTSOURCES HOMELAND SECURITY TO NORTH KOREA; Little-known Korean Firm ‘Seems OK,’ Says Chertoff
Posted by Phillip Brownlee