Along with Mozart and Lynn Swann, among others, Kansas Attorney General Phill Kline was singled out at National Review Online this week as "men we love." Janice Shaw Crouse of the think tank Concerned Women for America rhapsodized over Kline’s “clear-eyed passion.” She concluded: “You have to love a man who is willing to take a strong stand for truth at great risk to himself and his family. It brings renewed hope for the future when you recognize the transforming potential of a real hero taking center stage in the national debates over the values that will shape America’s future.” True, when you’re in the presence of Kline, you can practically warm your hands on his passion. But for many Kansans, he inspires more suspicion than love.
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Rhonda,
If you warm your hands anywhere near Phill’s body, he just might bust you.
How I miss the days when our AGs just jumped out of car trunks to arrest people or stopped airlines from drinking alcohol over our air space.
My apologies Rhonda, I could not help myself. That is also true for the phony headlines posting.
Rhonda,Yes, criminalizing sex between teenagers is really going to preserve American cultural values. What “cultural values” are the CWofA talking about? Are they thinking about chastity?? LOL! what blockheads! What’s next? making laws to preserve the “drug-free” ideal American cultural value? Perhaps you are forgetting the times when opium, morphine, cocaine, and heroin were all LEGAL over-the counter drugs readily available at any American pharmacy in the 19th and early 20th centuries? Did I mention that the CWofA will also be baking cupcakes and serving lemonade at the AG’s Sheiser party? ROTFLMAO!
OMG, Phill Kline is SO totally dreamy. I bet every 16 year old just wants to tell him every intimate detail of her sexual life. He’s so sexy, I mean, interested in getting to the truth of teenage sex.
Aww, they erased my posts.
CENSORSHIP!!! MORALITY POLICE! MORALITY POLICE!
I really didn’t think that was you Crusader. Funny.
If Phil can’t get any, NOBODY can!
I see this is not getting the seriousness it deserves because Rhonda (maliciously?) deleted the reason for Crouse’s respect for Kline. In Crouse’s words:
“Hearing Phill Kline talk about the evil of what he is convinced is the covering up of the rape of pre-teen girls by Planned Parenthood clinics to protect their abortion franchise is to understand the power of integrity, words, and passion in conveying the essential principles of decent people.”
Now, people, you can deal with the whole truth that Rhonda, in her politically correct doublespeak, didn’t have the integrity or courage to tell you.
This is so out there I am speechles! I hear Hitler was a powerful speaker too. JUst as nuts too.
Just makes it all the more funny barb. Concerned women of america? ROFLMAO…google ‘em and see who they are.
It will be even more funny if phill decides to investigate LIVE BIRTHS to underage teens.
That would really make his outrage of underage sex clear. Of course, he would have to visit some very fundamentalist churches to check out all those early teen mothers, and that would likely hurt the fundraising…
Crap! More Censorship!! DAMN YOU PHILL AND YOUR MORALITY POLICE!!!
writerdog,RELAX!!! Take a breath man! It’s not everyday one gets to take shots at his soon-to-be boss.:)
Well I guess SOMEONE has to love Phil. That it happens to be a rag like national review doesn’t surprise me much though. Even neo-conservative literature just a little less inceitful than a low grade comic book needs er……..uh…characters.
Phill Kline is a sick demented baby-raping sex fiend who masturbates to child porn! Good old Phill goes down to Mexico to solicit kidnapped and forced child prostitutes that were imported from eastern Europe! Phill Kline is the sex slave to his CWofA dominatrix masters! Phill Kline is a teenage hating pig who videotapes adolescent girls in their locker rooms and distributes it to various teen porn websites! Phil Kline is an anti-American man whore! Take that Phill Kline and your censoring Morality Police! Muhahahahahahaha!!!
Phill Kline to KS teens: “I’m Rick James, bitch!”
Asked to explain why he dressed up as a woman and fled to Bahrain with child companions in similar female Islamic garb, Mr. Jackson said: “It was all Phill’s idea! He dresses in drag all the time when he brings warm and cuddly little boys to me at Neverland Ranch.”
Next on Oprah: impotent Attorney Generals and their obsession with criminalizing teen sex. With Phil Kline and special commentary by John Ashcroft.
CWofA loves Phill Kline so much they nominated him as second person of the Trinity. Also given the honorary CWofA title: “rug-munching-panzee-ass-sissy-mama’s boy”
Correction:”rug-munching-panzee-candy-ass-sissy-bed-wetting-mama’s boy”
You are cracking me up, Cruise…thanks for over the top hilarity!! I love it!
And, I agree with you, PK is a total moron.
Thanks, that’s enough for today. I’ll do some more tomorrow. :)
Hitler enforced ethnic moral conduct too. Kline is more the anti-thesis of love …… hate monger of kansas is more like it!
Just more evidence that most people who are mentally ill have never been court ordered into a “mental hospital”. Phil shouldn’t be allowed to carry a gun, either.
Yes damoon. In the land of wingnuttia, we dont get the mentally ill the help they deserve. We elect them to office…
Maybe the menatlly ill are the only ones who want the job…sure seems that way it to me!
Phill Kline… Sucks A$$!!!
Phill Kline masterbates with leather work gloves and crazy glue!
Phill Kline wears a 10gal hat and rides around in a stretch limo to compensate for his lesser than average penis size.
Phill Kline caught in bizarre love triangle with Boy George and Dennis Rodman.
Phill Kline tells Kansas teens at a sex ed class that if they engage in sexual intercourse, angels will come down from heaven and kill them.
Phill Kline hypnotized into being World’s Biggest Uptight A$$hole Attorney General. Hypnotist dies without snapping fingers.
Phill Kline caught fondling children dressed up as Santa Claus at local Kansas mall.
Phill Kline has secret extra-marital affair with Bonnie Huy.
Phil Kline speaks out against sexual intercourse as being vile, filthy, and unintended by God. Kline fights for bill made by Huy to increase spending for scientific research on “how to make humans from dirt” as viable alternative to sexual intercourse.
Phil Kline fights for law that criminalizes sexual activity after male ejaculation into the vagina.
Asked about new “time limit” law on sexual intercourse, Phill Kline states: “A reasonable time limit on sex is needed, sexual intercourse should cease after male ejaculation regardless of female orgasm, because too much sex makes heterosexuals gay as proven by intelligent design scientists.”
Asked what she thought about new “time limit” law endorsed by Phill Kline, his wife states: “Phill and I don’t have sex, I rely on Big Daddy for that.” Motions to the walrus in their swimming pool.
Phill Kline seen picketing dead teens funeral holding up placards reading: “God hates teen fornicators” and “Teens die, God laughs” and “God hates Kansas fornicators”Phill was later shot to death by enraged neo-Nazi Ian Santiago who mistook Kline for being Jewish.
Phill Kline found bruised and unconscious outside Ksfarmgirls house with a tomato lodged up his rectum.
Yeah! Take that Phill Kline! Your Morality Police can’t stop me!Muhahahahahaha!!!
Phill Kline found bruised and unconscious outside Ksfarmgirls house with a tomato lodged up his rectum.
CruX, I would never leave a visible bruise….or waste a tomato. Now the “hoe” could be a different story……
Phill Kline convicted in Topeka smuggling ring. CrusaderX takes his job as acting Attorney General. Yeah baby!!!
Karaoke night at Phill Kline’s house results in successful undercover sting operation by narcotics units. Apparently the undercover officer was disguised as the policeman of the popular Village People disco band, uncovering 37lbs. of hashish in Kline’s basement.
Phill Kline caught on tv doing the Macarena at the last superbowl half-time show.
Phill Kline caught with pants down at screening of Annie.
Phill Kline inspires new word in Mirriam-Websters dictionary. “Uncle-F***er”
Phill Kline dies in tragic car accident. World reknowned psychic attempts to commune with Kline’s spirit but fails, stating: “I can’t reach him cuz I can’t probe the eigth level of Hell.”
Phill Kline quits practice and joins broadway show landing the starring role in “Nancy Boy”.
Phil Kline wins golden globe award for best supporting actor. Kline says: “and I did it without having to play a gay cowboy!”
Phill Kline’s secret identity revealed as the Purple Teletubby.
Phill Kline wins gold medal in winter olympics for the “who can fit the biggest pineapple up his ass while cross country skiing” sport.
Phill Kline appears on Wheaties box. Wheaties spokesperson Heywood Jablome states that: “Phill Kline is the champion of being the single most hated AG in the country.”
Ya know, crux, this will set you off again, but for someone who is supposedly straight, christian and not homophobic, you sure are facinated by rectums, gay sex, and phil klein’s sex habits. I think he is a jackass too, but am I starting to see a pattern here?
BTW, I know this is all in good fun, but some of us are offended by the term “nancy boy”. I would never ask that you stop using it, but someone as sensitive about us disparaging your religion might be a little more sesitive on the name calling front.
Would your posts here be just fun? Like mine? Just good christian name calling? The worst thing you can think of about phill is that he might engage in gay sex?
Your homophobia is showing again crux. Dont whine about what we say regarding your religion since you seem to feel free to say whatever you think too. Turnabout is fair play, no?
Sister American Ks,Oh my God, I didn’t see this yet. No Ks, I make fun of Phill Kline using obscenely sexual terms because he is in my opinion an uptight sexually repressed human being. Ks, I didn’t know that Christians NEVER use obscenities or act in ways contrary to their religious beliefs. I must be the only Christian who is a sinner especially here among the holier-than-thou WE bloggerhead Kansans! By the way, all you heterosexuals out there! If you EVER refer to rectums, gay sex, oral sex, fetishes, and aberrations, you MIGHT BE A HOMOPHOBE according to the sexual expert Ks. Do I have a problem with you being critical of my religion? No, I do have a problem with you making generalizations about Christians though, hell I’m even critical of Christians too, but I don’t make sweeping generalizations the likes of which you made about Christians. I didn’t know “nancy boy” was an offensive term, I just heard someone use it here so I called Phill one since you know, he is holier than all Christendom. If I were a homophobe I would simply tell you to go to hell and read Paul’s writing’s condemning homosexuals into never attaining the Kingdom of God. However, I never ridiculed lesbians or gays since I was here. Sure I made claims that Ian was gay, but that’s because well, he’s Ian. Please don’t take my obscene remarks against Phill out of context, Ks. I sure hope you didn’t join the Morality Police.
Unhyphenated AmericanCX
And Ks,Categories don’t tell you everything about that person. The human psyche is much more complicated for anyone to stick people in different “categories”.
Unhyphenated AmericanCX
Sister American Ks,I believe you think that I am a homophobe because I personally do not advocate same-sex marriage. While I defend the right of religious believers to view certain forms of marriage as sacred, I believe that such religious beliefs about sanctity are a matter for individual conscience and are an inappropriate basis for state law.That is the difference between my personal and judicial philosophies. In layman’s terms, I hold that same-sex unions are wrong. (like Roberts, Alito) However my judicial philosophy (if I were a judge) would be that my religious belief about same-sex unions can not be used as a means to prevent same-sex unions in court. I can’t quote the apostle Paul in ruling against same-sex unions. To do so would be for me to subjectivize my rulings, and that would be wrong for a judge to do. Consequently, if you ever came across a judge that did that, you could always appeal and take it up with the appellate courts and they will reverse the regional trial court judge’s decision. I can almost guarantee you that! I’m sorry if I offended you.
Unhyphenated AmericanCX
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